Enough with A-logging Phil/ADF

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VLAD said:
I think the most important thing is to stay fresh and stay funny. There's tons of different and more clever ways to make fun of Phil than just saying "hurf durf raped murdered prison." Seriously, there's so much material with this guy. Why would you handicap yourself and just regurgitate the same old quips that stopped being funny a good nine months ago? We're more clever than that, I'd like to believe.
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Bingo winner that's my point, don't recycle old meme's be original.
 
Philosophy Zombie said:
ADF Post Generator

Step 1: take one six-sided die and roll twice

a.
  1. The new tattoo
  2. Die Phil
  3. I can't wait until he
  4. I hope he
  5. Gross HIV+ Phil will get AIDS because he
  6. The potato
b.
  1. gets raped and murdered in prison.
  2. still has both of his balls.
  3. can't ride a bike!
  4. gets infected tattoos, because he's homeless.
  5. is not a real tranny like (me)/(my tranny friends)/(the real trannies I know are out there like you kiwis reading).
  6. is white and not mexican!
Step 2: use the "watch forum" function on the ADF board so you can always be the second poster in every thread

Step 3: make every one of your posts one of these sentences. agree ratings (or profit but they're basically the same thing)!
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I am legit having fun with your game. :oops::autism::powerlevel:
 
Philosophy Zombie said:
ADF Post Generator

Step 1: take one six-sided die and roll twice

a.
  1. The new tattoo
  2. Die Phil
  3. I can't wait until he
  4. I hope he
  5. Gross HIV+ Phil will get AIDS because he
  6. The potato
b.
  1. gets raped and murdered in prison.
  2. still has both of his balls.
  3. can't ride a bike!
  4. gets infected tattoos, because he's homeless.
  5. is not a real tranny like (me)/(my tranny friends)/(the real trannies I know are out there like you kiwis reading).
  6. is white and not mexican!
Step 2: use the "watch forum" function on the ADF board so you can always be the second poster in every thread

Step 3: make every one of your posts one of these sentences. agree ratings (or profit but they're basically the same thing)!
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Add "Sitting on your ass on your phone or computer all day and refreshing ADF's Facebook page constantly" just so you can be the first Kiwi to get whatever Adf wrote as a status to ratings farm. Same would apply to Disco to Step 2.
 
chimpburgers said:
Add "Sitting on your ass on your phone or computer all day and refreshing ADF's Facebook page constantly" just so you can be the first Kiwi to get whatever Adf wrote as a status to ratings farm. Same would apply to Disco to Step 2.
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"I am eating cheese"

"GROSS TRANNY AIDS RIDDLED PHIL WHO STILL HAS A DICK SHOPLIFTS AND INCORRECTLY MISAPPROPRIATES MEXICAN CHEESE THAT WAS GAINED BY THE MEANS OF RAPING A COW TO SUPPORT HIS FAKE PUERTO RICAN HERITAGE"
 
Pillow said:
This happened only once. Please explain how a single thread made by a cow who doesn't even show up here anymore made you think this behavior was the norm here.
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There are a handful of regular users who will chime in with variations on a theme of "I'm trans, and Phil's an idiot." While I make no claims regarding the individual merits of their posts, I suspect the transgender trollshielding claim refers to them.
 
Weeping With Pity said:
There are a handful of regular users who will chime in with variations on a theme of "I'm tranny, and Phil's an idiot." While I make no claims regarding the individual merits of their posts, I suspect the transgender trollshielding claim refers to them.
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I said half the subforum, not one individual person. Go to the pics thread if you don't believe me.
 
Flowers For Sonichu said:
"I am eating cheese"

"GROSS TRANNY AIDS RIDDLED PHIL WHO STILL HAS A DICK SHOPLIFTS AND INCORRECTLY MISAPPROPRIATES MEXICAN CHEESE THAT WAS GAINED BY THE MEANS OF RAPING A COW TO SUPPORT HIS FAKE PUERTO RICAN HERITAGE"
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I'm not seeing anything wrong with that. Can't you come up with something worse? (I mean you did quote that from an actual thread here, right?)
 
Phil is reading most of the threads here and exaggerates Kiwifarms as like a Autistic terrorist group or something like that. The joke is, people are bending to Phil's perception that we are indeed a hateful and violent group by wishing brutal death and misfortune on Phil ironically.

While I agree that the forum is being polluted with this stuff and the joke is very slowly over-staying it's welcome, it is worth mentioning that this has been a forum injoke for a long time now (as far as I know, anyway)
 
I think the main reason people A-Log Philthy is because, unlike virtually any other individual we mock on the 'Farms, he seems to have no redeeming features whatsoever, and just seems to get more hateful, disgusting, and pathetic every time he pops up on the Facebook radar. With Nick Bate deservedly in prison and not producing milk, ADF has taken his place as the prime /Cow/ We Love to Hate, hence the venomous posting about him.

(I also think that since Philthy seems to be like a extreme, cartoonish caricature of four groups widely held in contempt here -- SJWs, pseudo-Trannies, Oogles, and extreme/antisocial autists -- he absorbs hatred way out of proportion to his ultimately rather pitiful antics. It is kind of odd how one human being could turn himself into a sort of living symbol of, and scapegoat for, the worst aspects of 21st Century alternative- and online-culture.)
 
I mean, as long as we can still laugh at the guy, I don't see an issue with toning down some of the more excessive shitposting.

I mean, we have Off-Topic for a reason.
 
AnOminous said:
No. She must properly be referred to as her chosen gender and since she appears to believe herself to be thin, we must cater to that delusion as well.
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She's thin and I still wouldn't have sex with her.
 
just do what i do and channel your inner, inescapable thirst for blood and seething existential rage into one-liners about how fat internet trannies are
 
wagglyplacebo said:
Seriously, it makes a thread half unreadable and lately I haven't been reading anything other than the OP and the first page. We get it Philthy is an awful human being blob and he deserves all the bad things in the world. We don't need to see that you wish for him to die every thread.
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It's like the vade thread all over again, say the worst thing possible about the cow and you get all the lucky charms stickers you could want.
Try and put more effort in your posts people, we know back in the day that he used to respond to this kind of stuff but he hasn't in about half a year, he just ignores this stuff nowadays.
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We don't need a discussion on whether or not Phil will get raped in prison and the why and why nots.
What I'm saying that nearly everybody has been guilty of this and I'm including myself in here, I'm sure I've said something just to try and get Phil's goat but its getting crazy. Stop A-logging Phil, its just as annoying here as it is anywhere else on the forum.
By now I'd say the thread titles should be how they are in every other subforum, try and detail whats going on in the op without sounding like its from Gawker by now doing that is just there for our own mild amusement and it annoys quite a few users thus making people enjoy the subforum less.
So here it is: No more A-logging phil and no more Gawker style thread titles.
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Two things.

1. Vade remains one of, if not the only cow we've ever covered that has a body count, and Null specifically rescinded no A-Log for, an honor otherwise reserved for the likes of Nick Bate. Yes, that openly fed some of Vade's supporters, but Vade was a terrible human being and a little A-logging was considered fine at the end of the day. It probably went too far at times, especially given who one of the worst offenders was (one of Vade's associates, humorously), but that's an individual user problem and not the fault of the tumblr subforum as a whole.

2. There's a right and a wrong way to A-Log Phil.

The wrong way is the shortposted single-line deals like "eat shit and die phil" and the longrunning memes "X is Y, and I would not have Z with" or "raped and murdered in prison" ones, or flat-out just wishing him dead. A little dark humor (such as my joke that one of Phil's redeeming points is that he'd fit in the trunk of a car if you removed his legs) is fine, but the best way to nail Phil with these is to be clever, creative, and above all else, funny. Fail to do that, and you're being not-funny in front of the other Kiwis, and the problem will logically self-correct.

Show some fucking effort, is what I'm getting at here.
 
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