Enough with A-logging Phil/ADF

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this whole forum is just shitposting garbage who even gives a shit anymore. Serious discussion about lolcows ended when Mr. Enter got his own thread.
 
Philosophy Zombie said:
ADF Post Generator

Step 1: take one six-sided die and roll twice

a.
  1. The new tattoo
  2. Die Phil
  3. I can't wait until he
  4. I hope he
  5. Gross HIV+ Phil will get AIDS because he
  6. The potato
b.
  1. gets raped and murdered in prison.
  2. still has both of his balls.
  3. can't ride a bike!
  4. gets infected tattoos, because he's homeless.
  5. is not a real tranny like (me)/(my tranny friends)/(the real trannies I know are out there like you kiwis reading).
  6. is white and not mexican!
Step 2: use the "watch forum" function on the ADF board so you can always be the second poster in every thread

Step 3: make every one of your posts one of these sentences. agree ratings (or profit but they're basically the same thing)!
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I hope the new tattoo gets raped and murdered in prison
 
Philosophy Zombie said:
ADF Post Generator

Step 1: take one six-sided die and roll twice

a.
  1. The new tattoo
  2. Die Phil
  3. I can't wait until he
  4. I hope he
  5. Gross HIV+ Phil will get AIDS because he
  6. The potato
b.
  1. gets raped and murdered in prison.
  2. still has both of his balls.
  3. can't ride a bike!
  4. gets infected tattoos, because he's homeless.
  5. is not a real tranny like (me)/(my tranny friends)/(the real trannies I know are out there like you kiwis reading).
  6. is white and not mexican!
Step 2: use the "watch forum" function on the ADF board so you can always be the second poster in every thread

Step 3: make every one of your posts one of these sentences. agree ratings (or profit but they're basically the same thing)!
Click to expand...
2. I hope he
2. still has both his balls

get well soon ADF
 
What is this that I'm seeing? Troll's remorse?

While I agree with cutting down on the same repeated joke and low jabs, I don't see a reason to stop creativity at insulting Phil. Especially, if it calls him out on his bullshit at the same time.
You know, we should still be better than him. It's an easy task, I know, but let's not lower ourselves to his level, because we can.
Then again, this board had always been a cesspool, just like the lolcow we're covering on it. Maybe bettering it is a way to go? Or maybe some should develop thicker skin?

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some shitposting to do.
 
Heres a good template for the inevitable "stop getting mad at adf" thread

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/forum...lls-stop-abusing-the-word-i-have-autism.4056/
 
But always – do not forget this, Waggly – always there will be the intoxication of a-logging, constantly increasing and constantly growing bolder. Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless. If you want a picture of the future, imagine a Kiwi saying "I hope he gets raped and murdered in prison" – for ever
 
Like Tantalus, I sit here. Above my head, branches heavy with secret facts about Phil's childhood just out of reach. Facts that allegedly shed new light on Phil's brother Dale and Daddy Rape Day, among other things.

I stretch out my arm to pluck one, but it pulls back, and I hear, "You're just going to share it with those Kiwi bullies, who don't give a shit about the truth anyway." And I weep, as I am wont, for there is truth in that assessment.
 
yes theres been too many 'get raped and die' comments, but the over the top newspaper headline thread titles are funny.
 
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