Entertaining / infuriating reviews.

[Hamstirer]

Everyone has found products or business reviews that are entertaining in some way so post them here. Doesn't matter if they are funny, stupid, or infuriating, post them so we can laugh.



I'll start with these golf grips that a retard destroyed on his fist attempt because he did it wrong.

 

[Chongqing]

I'll try to find the video, but it was a local news report about a new restaurant's reaction to bad reviews.

Someone said they tried the Vietnamese food at the restaurant and that it had overly strong, horrible flavors put together without any thought. Eating their food, you would be gagging down cheap fish sauce, disgusting fermented beans and plums.

Although Vietnamese food is very simple, believe it or not, you can very easily fuck it up and it sounds like these young people had really fucked it up.

With that said, even under the best circumstances, people are fully within their right to hate your foreign cuisine. The flavors are weird and they don't have to like it.

The restaurant owners came out extremely defiant and angry. This must have been racism! Everyone knowns, Vietnamese food has STRONG FLAVORS, they said.

The whole time I was watching this, I shaking my head and yelling at the TV.

"IT'S OK FOR PEOPLE TO NOT LIKE YOUR FOOD. YOU CAN DO IT WRONG!"

The people who hated it were probably older Vietnamese who autistically hate sweetness.

Also, fuck the Vietnamese.

I couldn't find the video (AI was no help with the search) but, holy shit, wouldn't you know it this is so ingrained into their stupid culture that this exact same thing happened at another Vietnamese restaurant across the country!

The top comment is actually someone saying that meat in their soup is supposed to be very rubbery, everyone else is calling the customer ignorant.

Proof that Vietnamese food is actually shit:

Spoiler: Proof

 

[Hamstirer]

Vietnamese food

I love Chinese and Japanese food but honestly have no idea what would even be considered Vietnamese food, I would have to guess rice, meat and some hot shit but I'm going to have to look this up and make a few of their recipes to try..

I definitely won't believe the review of Mr muscle man that seems confused about egg rolls and chews crunchedly into the mic. I bet he will be very puzzled when he gets a random view bump on his 200 view video haha.

Frog eye balls in the bubble tea made me laugh way to hard.

 

[Jobama]

My friend found this review of Buck Breaking before we watched it. He started reading the list of all of the anti-s and we started dying laughing.

 

[TheTitKoker]

Someone said they tried the Vietnamese food at the restaurant and that it had overly strong, horrible flavors put together without any thought. Eating their food, you would be gagging down cheap fish sauce, disgusting fermented beans and plums.

Although Vietnamese food is very simple, believe it or not, you can very easily fuck it up and it sounds like these young people had really fucked it up.

With that said, even under the best circumstances, people are fully within their right to hate your foreign cuisine. The flavors are weird and they don't have to like it.

The restaurant owners came out extremely defiant and angry. This must have been racism! Everyone knowns, Vietnamese food has STRONG FLAVORS, they said.

You can easily fuck up even chicken noodle soup all the same. And no, Viet food does NOT really have strong anything besides maybe dipping sauces or jalapenos used. It's like anyone proper southern going to some unrelated restaurant, orderings fried chicken, and bitching that it doesn't taste cajun. I've seen Indian people leave shit reviews for Indian places with owner barking back, and what complaints were about were legitimate vs "filet mignon didn't come slathered in Heinz ketchup nor was well-done so i HATE it."

I love Chinese and Japanese food but honestly have no idea what would even be considered Vietnamese food, I would have to guess rice, meat and some hot shit but I'm going to have to look this up and make a few of their recipes to try..

And thus you don't really have a right to bitch about a flavor you have NO clue about. If the cooking itself was obviously way too off, which happens in your redneck hoods since chinky-winkys know hwhite people have zero fucking taste sense about Asian cuisine as a whole they will slack, but shit like too much oil or meat being under 165* and similar shit is valid.

I've seeeeeeeen badly made food, and even moreso overpriced food, but when I see or read about mayo guzzlers complain that something has ANY other flavor than complete lack-there-of like mayo.....they can go fuck.

 

[Hamstirer]

And thus you don't really have a right to bitch about a flavor you have NO clue about

Where did I bitch about it? I said I want to try it.

 

[TheTitKoker]

Where did I bitch about it? I said I want to try it.

On-topic if YOU were to review an "authentic" Viet place with the premise of not having a clue as to what the flavor should be/the one and only place being your only experience.

 

[Chongqing]

And thus you don't really have a right to bitch about a flavor you have NO clue about. If the cooking itself was obviously way too off, which happens in your redneck hoods since chinky-winkys know hwhite people have zero fucking taste sense about Asian cuisine as a whole they will slack, but shit like too much oil or meat being under 165* and similar shit is valid.

I've seeeeeeeen badly made food, and even moreso overpriced food, but when I see or read about mayo guzzlers complain that something has ANY other flavor than complete lack-there-of like mayo.....they can go fuck.

This is the part I personally disagree with.

People have a right to not like food and rate it poorly. It's a matter of personal taste. If a customer doesn't like something, that's valid. It doesn't matter what they know or what else they like.

There used to be a restaurant near me that closed during Covid. It was a Sichuan Chinese food restaurant. People would complain about it being too oily, which other people took great offense to "because Sichuan food is supposed to use a lot of oil." The people criticizing it were seen as the human equivalent of a tumor that needed to be cut out and removed.

Like, ok, the type of food uses a lot of oil...does that mean everyone has to like it?

If someone doesn't know anything about a type of food, does that mean they can't criticize it?

I have never tried South American food of any type. If I tried some, would I need to keep my head down, shut up, and respect it even if I thought it was gross?

Everyone gets a trophy, every server gets a tip, every restaurant deserves 5 stars on google.

Thinking everyone must like your food or else they're ignorant is literally a black person mentality. It also may be due to "foreigner worship," which has swept other countries and may be engulfing the US right now.

On-topic if YOU were to review an "authentic" Viet place with the premise of not having a clue as to what the flavor should be/the one and only place being your only experience.

From my point of view, it seems like the Vietnamese restaurant owners are the ones invoking other food experiences they've had to justify their customers having a bad experience.

"It's supposed to be that way! If you had it before, you would know that," et cetera.

 

[Hamstirer]

On-topic if YOU were to review an "authentic" Viet place with the premise of not having a clue as to what the flavor should be/the one and only place being your only experience.

Yes.... That is why it is in this thread so we can laugh at it. I think you are lost.

People have a right to not like food and rate it poorly. It's a matter of personal taste. If a customer doesn't like something, that's valid. It doesn't matter what they know or what else they like.

In theory you are right. In practice, you end up with retards that order "Hole scortcher 9000 xxxxhot wings" and then give them 1 star because they are too hot.

 

[TheTitKoker]

Yes.... That is why it is in this thread so we can laugh at it. I think you are lost.

In theory you are right. In practice, you end up with retards that order "Hole scortcher 9000 xxxxhot wings" and then give them 1 star because they are too hot.

Shit, we live in an era when room temp IQ mouth breathers see a $2 cup of coffee for delivery and then get mad that it didn't come in the ceramic cup in the pic.... true story too.