💼 Careercow Eric Garland - TIME FOR SOME GAME THEORY

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So he is calling saying that she is working for Univision as a PR person?

How exactly are Univision and Trump aligned?

I am not doubting that this idiot thinks this, but I am really trying to understand how he thinks this besides just using the standard :autism: rationalization.

I think the guy is proof of what @CatParty said that yes Twitter will verify just about anyone. If this idiot is verified, we need to get CWC verified.

You just need the patience and persistence to follow through their process. But hasn’t the verified tags been halted for the moment?

@Lowtax can't get verified

As for the Univision connection, their chair was a major Clinton donor. I shit you not
 
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Here is Eric Garland spouting off again on Russian collusion until someone makes an offhand derogatory comment:
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He doesn't take this lightly, mentioning the provoker's information and implying to snitch on him, while also tagging the Canadian police and Central Intelligence Agency:
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He's about as thin-skinned and immature as it gets.
 
Here is Eric Garland spouting off again on Russian collusion until someone makes an offhand derogatory comment:
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He doesn't take this lightly, mentioning the provoker's information and implying to snitch on him, while also tagging the Canadian police and Central Intelligence Agency:
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He's about as thin-skinned and immature as it gets.
I like how he thinks law enforcement will be interested in the people who call him a moron on twitter
 
It's still absolutely incredible that we live in a world where some people believe that a movement about ethics in gaming journalism and Pepe the frog were preparations for a conspiracy to hijack the United States and turn it into a fascist nightmare.
There's a person behind this screen and he still hasn't received any kremlinbux. In fact, the only real benefit he's gotten out of it all is the smug satisfaction from the knowledge that he's helped to convince troons and loons throw themselves into public fits of idiocy.
I'm not even sure what it'd feel like to be so paranoid. Is it desperate? Because damn, he seems so, so desperate.
 
Another one of his strange, but fascinating obsessions along with Russia is Guitar Center. Since 2013, he's had an ongoing blog on his website about Guitar Center having an outdated and obsolete business model. He very briefly describes his history with the company in the intro of this video talking about Guitar Center 4th quarter financials. Fair warning, the smugness and ego are off the fucking charts in this intro. If could compare it to something, he sounds like a high school jock/bully character in a teenage 80's comedy, except he's completely serious.

He mentions in the video he made an off-hand comment about the company being a junk bond in December of 2013. He claims the CEO of the company came onto his Facebook page to yell at him for being wrong. Deep down, I think this guy yelling at him on Facebook is the reason why he's continued his Guitar Center blog to this day.

Oh, and that off-handed comment about the junk bond status in December is a complete lie because the first entry into this blog series was November of 2013, 1 month prior to this apparent comment.

https://www.ericgarland.co/2013/11/26/guitar-center-big-box-retail/

I'm not the most informed person about stocks bonds, and how to run a business, but the fact that Guitar Center stores are still around doesn't speak much about Eric's foresight .
 
How exactly are Univision and Trump aligned?

If I get it right, he thinks the fact they bought Gawker for pennies on the dollar after Hulk Hogan curbstomped Nick Denton means that they're Russian. Somehow. Because pizza. Or something.

His babbling really comes across as some cross between Pizzagaters and Louise Mensch.
 
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This guy gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "chimping out". The amount of deflection here is staggering. He blames everyone but himself, including Trump, for his stupid ass falling for the most obvious piece of "fake news" since piss gate.
I love the whole 'HAHA DRUMPF LOVES THE GORILLA CHANNEL WHAT A DOPE!' followed by 'but seriously guys I would totally watch that imaginary channel I just mocked Trump for.' Why does Russia bother funding this giant propaganda machine to discredit the left when people like this idiot do it for free?
 
LMAO I remember I saw a tweet of his a long time ago, during the Trump Election Chimpstravaganza, and I had something funny to say, but instead I just deleted my Twitter account.

This dude legit thinks his inane screeching into the black void makes him basically James Bond. Except he doesn't have any top secret moles in Alphabet Soup agencies, and he basically gets all his dox off LinkedIn, and instead of shooting people with a suppressed PPK he writes veiled threats at them vaguely inferring that the police or their place of employment will be unhappy to see them saying he's a dumbass online.
 
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He up and moved to another city, but despite property viewings, removalist quotes, many, many documents both major and minor, it never crossed his mind to even scan the Wikipedia entry? This isn't a smallish town with not much by way of readily available information, it's a fuck huge city, albeit a dying one, with an equivalent electronic footprint? What the fuck? That can't be legit. Surely it's not real.

What I'm getting is he has all of the weird logic and Issac Asimov tier "psychohistory" babble of Scott Adams without the redeeming features of being mostly right, being entertaining or being able to draw?

He'd be an excellent candidate for a Scientology middle management position, if it weren't for the fact that he's a raging narcissistic, self proclaimed genius that can't keep his mouth shut.

For shame, none of you posted this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cQTxc_x_Dqk

Then again, maybe he IS stupid enough to move house to another city without so much as checking google maps.

Here is a typical sample of some of his writing from his website:

https://medium.com/@ericgarland/new-forms-of-cognitive-bias-2017-edition-9aaa6cd4a671



While I am fascinated about the concepts regarding how we view the world and idea that we don't always see everything as it truly is.

Eric's post really uses a lot of jargon to say almost absolutely nothing. The only thing that seems to hold the entire word salad together are a string of events and accusations that might have weight, but Eric never really indicates why they matter.

He seems to write and make a lot of accusations with jargon substituting for genuine insight. Honestly, I think he simply another naked emperor. The more you really look at what he is trying to say, the more empty and hollow it looks.

Everyone seems to think he is smart and his words sound weighty, but there is no real substance behind any of it. The man is intellectually naked.

From the videos people linked, he seems to be supported by his wife and whoever is dumb enough each week to support him. Maybe he should just focus on playing his bass guitar and trying to be a local musician. He doesn't have the vision or the insight to really be a thinker.

I want to state for the record that Russia has a parliament almost as psychopathic as Saudi Arabia or North Korean, and that if they had a chance to fuck with the USA election they'd do exactly that. Also, Rupert Murdoch and his corporation are absolutely evil and they can and absolutely do control enough of the media to fuck with any possible country. But Russia and Murdoch playing footsie underneath the dinner table? Bullshit. Murdoch gets a power kick and makes more money getting people to dance to his strings. Interfering with politics via information control gets him off, with the bonus of billions of dollars a year.

Neither Russia nor Murdoch have anything to gain by working together. Russia would end up controlling Murdoch in very short order, and I doubt he's at all amenable to the idea.

Occasionally a conspiracy theory can be frighteningly real, but if you can follow the money trail then nine times out of ten you can prove them wrong.

Awesome reading, BTW; definitely captures the bugfuckery of the man.


Is this man by any chance legitimately autistic

IMHO no. Narcissism and untreated bipolar pretty much cover everything.
 
He up and moved to another city, but despite property viewings, removalist quotes, many, many documents both major and minor, it never crossed his mind to even scan the Wikipedia entry? This isn't a smallish town with not much by way of readily available information, it's a fuck huge city, albeit a dying one, with an equivalent electronic footprint? What the fuck? That can't be legit. Surely it's not real.



He'd be an excellent candidate for a Scientology middle management position, if it weren't for the fact that he's a raging narcissistic, self proclaimed genius that can't keep his mouth shut.



Then again, maybe he IS stupid enough to move house to another city without so much as checking google maps.



I want to state for the record that Russia has a parliament almost as psychopathic as Saudi Arabia or North Korean, and that if they had a chance to fuck with the USA election they'd do exactly that. Also, Rupert Murdoch and his corporation are absolutely evil and they can and absolutely do control enough of the media to fuck with any possible country. But Russia and Murdoch playing footsie underneath the dinner table? Bullshit. Murdoch gets a power kick and makes more money getting people to dance to his strings. Interfering with politics via information control gets him off, with the bonus of billions of dollars a year.

Neither Russia nor Murdoch have anything to gain by working together. Russia would end up controlling Murdoch in very short order, and I doubt he's at all amenable to the idea.

Occasionally a conspiracy theory can be frighteningly real, but if you can follow the money trail then nine times out of ten you can prove them wrong.

Awesome reading, BTW; definitely captures the bugfuckery of the man.




IMHO no. Narcissism and untreated bipolar pretty much cover everything.
And cocaine
 
He'd be an excellent candidate for a Scientology middle management position, if it weren't for the fact that he's a raging narcissistic, self proclaimed genius that can't keep his mouth shut.
So you're saying he should be in Scientology's upper management?
 
So you're saying he should be in Scientology's upper management?
Well, if he does join up there's no way in hell they'd let him out in public after that, given the way he can't keep his mouth shut. Joining Scientology would certainly keep him locked up and forbidden from leaving the grounds, so it'd be so much more hygienic for the population as a whole, not having to go and hose themselves off after letting their minds wander away when they should be looking out for the vast quantities of shit he leaves behind himself, and as a result, getting covered in it.
 
And cocaine

A lot of what he writes makes me wonder if he is on cocaine or some type of amphetamine.

The guy is going beyond tinfoil hat into the realm of drug-fueled paranoia.

At this point, the only reason people listen to him(besides to laugh at him) is because he was patient enough to go through the arduous process of getting a blue check. I can't think of any other reason this guy is taken remotely seriously by anyone. If twitter revoked his blue check, he would be closer to normal lolcow levels of obscurity and being a laughing stock.

Awesome reading, BTW; definitely captures the bugfuckery of the man.

Only thing I can read out of this is just jargon, paranoia and talk about people not being able to focus when the president does something.

His other rants about Russia and Murdoch are silly.

Murdoch is attaching his network to Trump's base. It is a cynical move to get a strong loyal fanbase who will buy whatever is being sold to them by advertisers. Nothing more nothing less.

Russia is a sad story that after Putin has no real future. Can anyone name Putin's successor when he passes on? There isn't one. So many "smart" people are worried about Russia, but fail to think about what actually does happen when Putin passes away.
 
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I like how he thinks law enforcement will be interested in the people who call him a moron on twitter
Not just law enforcement, the sperg tagged CSIS, which is exactly what it says on the tin, Canadian Security Intelligence Service. The fucking maple spooks. He legitimately believes maplespooks care about randos on Twitter feuding with other randos.
 
Russia is a sad story that after Putin has no real future. Can anyone name Putin's successor when he passes on? There isn't one. So many "smart" people are worried about Russia, but fail to think about what actually does happen when Putin passes away.

That's actually why Russia is dangerous right now imho. I've no doubt that Putin, and/or his supporters are quietly coming up with a plan to keep Putin in power. To do that new legislation needs to be written up and passed through, and the easiest way to do that would be to convince the citizens that war is imminent.
 
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