Horrorcow Erik Ribsskog aka Johncons from Norway

[Emily]

This is Erik:

Erik Ribsskog (ED: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Erik_Ribsskog ) is a 45-year old Norwegian man who lived for ten years in Liverpool, UK. He goes by the nick Johncons online, although he also uses his real name everywhere. He has his own blog (partially in English, but mainly in Norwegian), which is probably the largest blog in world history with its 28,172 blog posts as of today (since 2007). He has also written a 7-volume autobiography, comic books (about his relatives and acquaintances) etc. He blogs about every single thing he does or thinks, down to the smallest detail and without any exceptions. His story in brief:

• A former shop-manager in the Norwegian version of Wal-Mart, he overheard at work that he was followed by "the mafia" in 2003.
  
• He then immediately fled from Norway to England.
  
• Since starting his blog, he has reported most people he has known in life to the police for being members of the mafia and/or the Illuminati, and literally sent around 10,000 often hilarious police reports to police agencies of several countries for all sorts of offences (while posting them on his blog). For example, he has reported his grandmother to the police for murdering the principal of his elementary school in 1978, he has reported Merseyside Police (in England) to the Oslo Police (in Norway) for mafia activities, he has reported Youtube to the police for denying him a girlfriend and he has reported The Financial Ombudsman for e-mailing him outside of "the business hours."
• He has posted highly detailed descriptions of his past sexual encounters, and in his blog posts often comments on the tits of his relatives and past acquaintances.
• He has demanded that his step-sister's marriage be annulled, since he wants to have her for himself.
• He has discovered (on the Internet) that he is "directly after Odin" (i.e. descended from Odin, the Norse god)
• He has also discovered that his step-sister is a Neanderthal
• He has e-mailed the British queen to complain about his local police force referring to him as "Miss Erik Ribsskog".
• He considers himself to be "very heterosexual."
• He has claimed various royal and noble titles (such as "Baron Adeler" and "King of Scania")
• In 2012, he was described on national television in Norway by comedian Thomas Seltzer as "Norway's greatest blogger and possibly Norway's greatest author."
• Despite buying an axe to defend himself against his landlord, he has been evicted numerous times (for refusing to pay rent)
• He writes about himself: "I'm a business-man, an academic, an IT-expert, a commerce & office, marketing and Information-management expert, I'm an infantry and home defence veteran from Norway, I've been in politics, in Norway, I'm an earlier shop manager, I'm a shooter. (And now also a refugee and blog-writer, from Norway, since I don't get my rights, by the Norwegian government, after overhearing I'm followed by the 'mafian' there, (noone wants to tell me who this mafia is)."
• In recent years, he has been convicted of harrassing a Jobcentre employee in England, fled back to Norway to avoid serving his sentence, been committed to a mental hospital, fled from the mental hospital to Denmark, been arrested in Denmark and sent back to Norway to be recommitted to mental hospital, and finally been released this summer after the mental hospital decided that he "shows no signs of mental illness." He now continues writing his blog and autobiography after these interruptions.
• He considers himself an attractive man who is destined for a top executive job, and who has "the chance to take a young, attractive over-clas woman to Aiya Napa etc."

 

[autisticdragonkin]

uses his real name everywhere

Why do so many cows do this

He has demanded that his step-sister's marriage be annulled, since he wants to have her for himself.
He has also discovered that his step-sister is a Neanderthal

Is this guy an edenist like @Amud

He considers himself an attractive man who is destined for a top executive job, and who has "the chance to take a young, attractive over-clas woman to Aiya Napa etc."

If he was destined to this then he would already be there at the age of 45

 

[Bassomatic]

This is one I just have to poke my head in, and probably run away scared and sad after.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Okay, just what the fuck seriously

that's all I have to say

 

[Wii Ah Buu]

I figured I'd show this clip to you all. He's featured on Norwegian TV. Subtitles are in the form of annotations

 

[Bugaboo]

I'm a little weirded out because he looks like my grade 10 biology teacher
Except he wasn't Norwegian so I think he's in the clear

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Went on his blog and Google Translated the first post I saw.

Cc: Postmottak Sivilombudsmannen , nav.baerum@nav.no, "sande.vgs"
Hei,

jeg mener at dette er mobbing og trakassering av meg.

Dere tar imot online søknader fra alle andre.

Det gir ingen mening at alle andre får lov å søke sentral, men ikke meg.

Så jeg vil opprettholde min klage til Sivilombudsmannen.

Jeg har også en grad i IT, og for meg, så virka det som, at satt noen
'rotter', og tulla med nettsidene deres, når jeg skulle søke.

Mulig siden at min danskfødte mormor var etter kongelige osv., og at
det er noen kommunister hos dere, som ikke liker det.

Erik Ribsskog

Cc: Mail receipt Ombudsman , nav.baerum@nav.no , " sande.vgs "
Hi,

I believe that this is bullying and harassment of me .

As you accept online applications from any other.

It makes no sense that everyone else is allowed to seek central, but not me .

So I will uphold my complaint to the Ombudsman .

I also have a degree in IT, and for me , it seems like , that put some
' rats ' , and baby daughter with their website , when I should seek .

Possible side that my Danish-born grandmother was by royal etc . , And that
there are some communists among you who do not like it .

Erik Ribsskog

So, like a lot of our other cows, he also seems self-righteous and accuses all of his detractors and trolls as being something stupid like Communists or something.

It's nice that crazy just seems to have universal constants.

 

[Ravenor]

This guy used to live around the legal district and was a known "head case" in the local parlance, I know a few people who lived around there I'll see if I can get any story's.

Edit to add: I used to live close by and have probably passed him in the Street a few times but I never had a encounter with him personally, but I know some people who lived in apartments on Leathers Lane when he was there. And feelers have been put out for information.

 

[Emily]

I used to live close by and have probably passed him in the Street a few times but I never had a encounter with him personally, but I know some people who lived in apartments on Leathers Lane when he was there. And feelers have been put out for information.

Cool! He now lives just outside Oslo and spends his days in public libraries, searching for information on his glorious past (when he is not complaining, sending police reports or making life miserable for welfare officers).

 

[Ravenor]

Just so you have a idea where he lived in my fair city I'll show you this:

Despite being a small offshoot with no parking that's quite a desirable location in the City Center and is right on the edge of the Unesco World Heritage site, there is another Leathers Lane in Halewood but there is no flat's on there being mostly 60's an 70's corpy houses and a school and a couple of churches. On doing my reaserch on his ED page and his rather large internet presence I have confirmed that the above picture was his address or to be specific Flat 3 Number 5 Leathers Lane.

(post code removed)

It might be interesting to note that the Property agent he has listed himself T J Thomas lists that they don't allow DSS claimants to rent this property, he would most likely be the cause.

He was paying anyware from £450 to £600 a month at the time for rent (it appears to have gone down some since then) but a single bedroom flat to purchase in that part of town depending on parking can cost from £200k to about £300k.

 

[Emily]

Oh, and there is this from his glory days in Merseyside: http://imgur.com/gallery/ZCEeY

and this

 

[Splendid]

Oh, I've loved this guy for a while. He's like a European Fedsmoker. It's too bad he mostly posts in Norwegian or barely passable English though.

 

[Xarpho]

Horrowcow? Sounds more like a Skitzocow to me.

 

[Emily]

Horrowcow? Sounds more like a Skitzocow to me.

You are right, I chose the wrong prefix. I don't think I can change it now though.

 

[Sanshain]

His default expression makes him look as if he is perpetually on the verge of accusing somebody of dropping a really eggy fart.

 

[Foltest]

Is his face collapsing or what? He looks so damn sad.

 

[Emily]

Is his face collapsing or what? He looks so damn sad.

When someone "overhears" at work that they are followed by "the mafia" and then spends 12 frickin' years as a refugee in another country solely for this reason, only to discover that the mafia didn't exist in the first place, they might put up a sad face.

 

[Hand in glove]

Wow would not foresee this thread due to Erik only writing in Norwegian these days so I spotted this through his blog meaning he has seen the traffic to his blog now. The glove is thrown..

He used to write in English earlier but I don't think it's any difference from running it through google translate anyways.

Earlier days he could be riled up to join forums and such. I don't think he does that anymore sadly.

But but I think I have to say. Just something I thought about.