Artcow Erik "Taz" Mokracek / MollyHaleIsMyFriend / MGHSHour / CowboyErik and Anti-Classix - How an autistic 40-something attracts the attention of a whole slew of other autists

[PsychoNerd054]

You know, now that she’s in her twenties, I actually wonder how Kimberly views Erik now. I’m guessing either

A) She’s forgotten he even exists.

B) They’re still “friends” but she doesn’t see him often and doesn’t even talk to him much when she does.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

His entire fanfic is basically repeating this over and over again:

What the hell. I don't know if this is a kink fic or him just repeating something that happens to him ()

Apparently, Care Bears shit bananas and corn on the cobs:

Spoiler

The Christmas Ballet

Amber from "Care Bears" episode "Order On The Court" was having trouble practicing her Christmas Ballet

"I hope I can get in the ballet" said Amber to herself.

Amber practiced dancing in her room with Christmas music.

"I know I can play the drums" said Amber to herself.

Amber sat down in her chair and thought about Christmas.

The Care Bears were 70% smaller and younger and wore clothes.

Amber stood up and pooped in her pants then sat down on her drum stool, she made a banana when she sat down on her drum stool.

Amber played the drums then Amber's mom came in

Amber stood up, then her mom changed her underwear and wiped her and powdered her and flushed her poop then put her pooped-in underwear in the hamper.

"Can I still poop in my pants?" asked Amber.

"Yes". said Amber's mom.

Amber continued practicing for the Christmas ballet

Cheer Bear came in.

"Hi, Cheer" said Amber.

"Hi" said Cheer Bear with a giggle

"My mom just changed me, because I pooped in my pants" said Amber.

Amber and Cheer danced and practiced for the Christmas ballet.

12 noon came around

"Amber! Lunchtime!" called Amber's mom.

Amber went in the kitchen for lunch, she had a cheeseburger and fries and a coke.

After lunch Amber went back to practicing for her Christmas ballet.

"I love Christmas" said Amber.

"Me too" giggled Cheer Bear.

Cheer Bear went home and Amber got better and better in the Christmas ballet.

"I did it!" said Amber excitedly.

Amber then walked to her sit 'n play desk and sat down.

Amber colored and drew.

Amber stood up and pooped in her pants then sat down on her sit 'n play desk bench, she made a banana when she sat down on her drum sit 'n play desk bench.

Amber's mom came in

Amber stood up, then her mom changed her underwear and wiped her and powdered her and flushed her poop then put her pooped-in underwear in the hamper.

Amber then walked back to her sit 'n play desk and sat down.

Amber colored and drew.

Amber walked to her drum set then sat down on her drum set stool.

Amber played the drums.

it snowed 100 feet and Amber was snowed in her house.

Amber sat on the bench by the fire and drank hot chocolate.

Christmas was coming up and Amber has been good all year.

That night, Amber was sitting in her chair, she would stay awake every night.

Amber was 7 years old and still pooped in her pants.

Amber walked to her drum set then sat down on her drum set stool.

Amber played the drums.

Amber had toast and hot chocolate for breakfast.

Amber then sat down in her chair in her room.

Amber had 10 chairs at a table and 1 chair at her desk and a sit 'n play desk with bench and a bench.

Amber got better and better in the Christmas ballet.

At the ballet studio Amber won the Christmas ballet.

"I did it!" said Amber excitedly.

Back at home, Amber put her trophy in the closet.

Amber unexpectedly passed gas, it sounded like a drum.

"Excuse Me." said Amber to herself.

"You're Excused." said Amber's mom.

Amber's dad has been dead since she was born.

A corn on the cob dropped into Amber's pants.

Amber then walked to her sit 'n play desk and sat down, she made a banana when she sat down on her drum sit 'n play desk bench.

Amber's mom came in

Amber stood up.

Amber's mom then touched the seat of her pants

"Oh! Poo-Poo in your pants" said Amber's mom

Then her mom changed her underwear and wiped her and powdered her and flushed her poop then put her pooped-in underwear in the hamper.

Amber then walked back to her sit 'n play desk and sat down.

All of Amber's underwear was washed then Amber put her clothes away.

Christmas eve was here.

That night, Amber knew she had to be asleep.

Amber's mom took Amber to the mall and she saw Santa and Amber was a good girl.

Amber went in the Friendly's for lunch, she had a cheeseburger and fries and a coke then ice cream for dessert.

After lunch Amber went to the toy stores and video game stores.

Then Amber and her mom went to Toys "R" Us.

Back at home, Amber had dinner, took a bath and made bubbles while washing herself.

"Excuse Me." said Amber to herself.

"You're Excused." said Amber's mom.

Then Amber brushed her teeth and slept in her sleeping bag and covered up her head to await Christmas Morning

Christmas Morning came and Amber got all the toys, clothes, etc. she wanted.

the turkey and other stuff was burnt.

Everyone got dressed and went out for Christmas Dinner.

they had Chinese Turkey.

That night, Amber sat in her chair like she normally would.

THE END

 

[wes]

You know, now that she’s in her twenties, I actually wonder how Kimberly views Erik now. I’m guessing either

A) She’s forgotten he even exists.

B) They’re still “friends” but she doesn’t see him often and doesn’t even talk to him much when she does.

C) Restraining order

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

 

[HY 140]

so not only is this dude into little kids, he's also into shit..

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

so not only is this dude into little kids, he's also into shit..

I don't know if he's actually a pedo, or if he's just mentally a child. A lot of his pictures involve kids announcing that they are "six years old forever", so maybe that's what he wishes for himself.

All of his scat fics consist of him repeating the same sentences over and over (just read them, they're mind-fucks) which makes me think he's trying to make shitting your pants seem normal because he does it himself so much.

 

[Super Collie]

I think his obsession with "chocolate wagons" and whatnot stems from some sort of childhood trauma/memory. Like maybe he accidentally messed himself when he was a child and his mom or grandma or whoever cleaned him up had some bizarre euphemism for poop and it just stuck with him. So many of his obsessions and the things that he repeats can possibly be explained in this manner.

In 2015 I did some digging on Taz for the "logophiles" thread here on the Farms. Rather than copy/paste or reiterate the entirety of my post, here is a link to it. Additionally, here is a link to a post from yesterday where I go into some more detail. They are worth checking out and predate Taz's current online drama by 3+ years. It's apparently the only source of information that goes back to when Taz was active on YouTube and was churning out content.

I regret not backing up or archiving Taz's content, because like I said in the 2018 post I just sort of assumed that everything extant online were artifacts from another era that Taz no longer had access to and thus could not delete. (It all looked abandoned.) It's very unfortunate that his main YouTube channel (and Dailymotion) is gone because anyone looking for answers to their questions would surely find something there.

Here are some archive links of what's left of his personal website. Note that for some of these pages it's white text on a white background because the background image was not archived. In order to read it you need to right click somewhere and click "Select All" to highlight the text.

"Bio" page: https://web.archive.org/web/20160723191645/http://classix.ucoz.com/bio.htm
"Sandy" page: https://web.archive.org/web/20160720223858/http://classix.ucoz.com/sweetheart.htm <--- SWEETHEART.HTM
"Friends" page: https://web.archive.org/web/20160723185438/http://classix.ucoz.com/friends.htm
"Dragon Tales" page: https://web.archive.org/web/20160720223238/http://classix.ucoz.com/dragontales.htm

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

That's it.
That's the whole fanfic.
I'm mystified.

 

[Super Collie]

View attachment 488349
That's it.
That's the whole fanfic.
I'm mystified.

Well you heard the man, the sandwiches are prepared fast. The battle's already over.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

"I pooped a chocolate wagon" sounds like something Brick from Anchorman would say.

 

[HY 140]

that was truly a tale for the ages

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I think his obsession with "chocolate wagons" and whatnot stems from some sort of childhood trauma/memory. Like maybe he accidentally messed himself when he was a child and his mom or grandma or whoever cleaned him up had some bizarre euphemism for poop and it just stuck with him. So many of his obsessions and the things that he repeats can possibly be explained in this manner.

In 2015 I did some digging on Taz for the "logophiles" thread here on the Farms. Rather than copy/paste or reiterate the entirety of my post, here is a link to it. Additionally, here is a link to a post from yesterday where I go into some more detail. They are worth checking out and predate Taz's current online drama by 3+ years. It's apparently the only source of information that goes back to when Taz was active on YouTube and was churning out content.

I regret not backing up or archiving Taz's content, because like I said in the 2018 post I just sort of assumed that everything extant online were artifacts from another era that Taz no longer had access to and thus could not delete. (It all looked abandoned.) It's very unfortunate that his main YouTube channel (and Dailymotion) is gone because anyone looking for answers to their questions would surely find something there.

Here are some archive links of what's left of his personal website. Note that for some of these pages it's white text on a white background because the background image was not archived. In order to read it you need to right click somewhere and click "Select All" to highlight the text.

"Bio" page: https://web.archive.org/web/20160723191645/http://classix.ucoz.com/bio.htm
"Sandy" page: https://web.archive.org/web/20160720223858/http://classix.ucoz.com/sweetheart.htm <--- SWEETHEART.HTM
"Friends" page: https://web.archive.org/web/20160723185438/http://classix.ucoz.com/friends.htm
"Dragon Tales" page: https://web.archive.org/web/20160720223238/http://classix.ucoz.com/dragontales.htm

Out of convenience, I will copy and paste the text on each of the links you've listed onto this post:

Spoiler: Biography

Name: Erik J. "Taz" Mokracek
Names Prefered To Be Called: Taz, Erik, EJ, Any Nice Name
Names Prefered Not To Be Called: Any Nasty Name
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Favorite Color: Red
Favorite School Subject: Math
Favorite Foods: Pizza, Burgers, French Fries, Barbecued Chicken, Barbecued Ribs, Rice-A-Roni, Spaghetti, Fast Food Joints, Salads, Seafood, Candy And Other Junk Food Snacks
Foods I Hate: Meatloaf, Turkey, Mashed Potatoes And Gravy, Chicken And Dumplings, Pork
Favorite Drinks: General Foods International Coffees, Starbucks Frappuccino, Soft Drinks, Turkey Hill Lemonade, Turkey Hill Green Tea, Iced Tea, Water, Milk, Tea, Coffee, Juice (All Drinks With NO Ice)
Favorite Song: "Uptown Girl" By Billy Joel
Phone Number: Call And Ask
Car: None Yet
Occupation: Unemployed, Couch Potato, Singer/Songwriter, Story Writer
Lucky Number: 10
Age: 35
Favorite TV Shows: Garfield And Friends, Friends, Sailor Moon, Pokemon, Dragon Tales, Match Game '90, Everything On Cartoon Network (Except Ed, Edd, And Eddy) And The Game Shows On GSN; Joker's Wild 1990, Powerball Instant Millionaire, Break The Bank 1976, Break The Bank 1985 And Any Other Kline And Friends Game Show, Any Other Game Show 1950-Beyond, Cooking Shows, South Park, Beavis And Butt-Head
Favorite Movies: All 3 Pokemon Movies, Daffy Duck's Fantastic Island, Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie, Power Rangers The Movie, Turbo; A Power Rangers Movie, Beavis And Butt-Head Do America, And Other Funny Movies And Cartoon Movies
My Hero: My Brother Clint, Because He Treats Me Nice
Favorite Supermarkets: Foodtown & Pathmark
Date Of Birth: September 19, 1980 @ 7:00 PM
Hobbies: Game Shows, Watching TV, Cooking, Bike Riding, Swimming, Singing, Songwriting, Walking, Playing The Piano, Playing The Drums, Movies, Music, Horseback Riding, Friends, Writing In My Journel, Song Writing, Drawing, Making Friends With Children, Collecting Toys, Video Games, Game Show Tapes, Taping And Watching Game Shows; Everything Game Shows

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Hi Everyone, I Am Erik, I Love Game Shows And I Always Will, I've Been A Fan Of Game Shows, I Love Game Shows Like Hit Man, Press Your Luck, $1,000,000 Chance Of A Lifetime, Hot Streak, Card Sharks, Price Is Right, Child's Play, Etc.? I Also Love Other Shows Like Pokemon, Power Rangers, Digimon, Dragon Tales, Zoom, Cartoon Network, Etc.? I Have Friends Like Amber, Courtney, Kimberly, Britnee, Hayley, Patrick, Ryan, Etc.? For Music I Like?70s, 80s, 90s, Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, Spice Girls, Heavy Metal, Oldies, Country Music, Etc.? For Food I Like Pizza Hut, McDonald's, Burger King, Applebee's, Friendly's, Etc.? For Sports I Like Bowling, Basketball, Football, Baseball, Etc.? I Like Going To The Mall, I Like Playing The Piano, I Like Playing The Drums, I Like Collecting Pokemon Cards, Pokemon Toys, PSX Games, N64 Games, Super Nintendo Games, CDs, Cassettes, And I Also Collect Power Ranger Toys, And Dragon Tales Stickers, And I Collect Game Shows On Tape, And Dragon Tales On Tape, You Can Always Find Me In The Toy Dept. And Electronics Department Of Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Etc. And I Like Browsing Through Online Toy Stores, And The Toy Section Of JCPenney, Sears, Etc. And I Am Willing To Browse Through Toy Stores All Over New Jersey, Near Me. You'll Most Likely Find Me Working In A Toy Store In The Future, Or Maybe In The Toy Department Of Cost Cutters, Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Or Kohl's!

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The Story About Taz

Hi,?And Welcome To My Story Page.? I Am Erik J. "Taz" Mokracek, I Live In Waretown, NJ.? I Was Born On September 19, 1980 At 7:00 pm, I Have Made A Lot Of Friends Over The Years Since 1986.? I Enjoyed Game Shows Ever Since I Was Born.? I Enjoyed The Reruns On USA Until 1995, In 1993 I Met *2* Girls.? Their Names Were Katie And Courtney.? In 1991 I Was In Love With Another Girl, Her Name Was Sandy, In December 1997, I Met Britnee.? Just That You Know That I Have A Lot Of Friends About 3,000 Of Them, And In Spring Of 1998, I Got Game Show Network And I Taped From There,? In 1998 Of Spring At Wayne's Birthday Party.? Who Was My Friend? Who Did I Sit Next?To? Answer: Kimberly; Kimberly Is A Friend Of Mine.? And In The Summer Of 1998 I Joined ATGS And I've Been An ATGSer Since Then.? And In December Of 1998, I Made A Collage With *7* Friends That I Can Dream About Every Night, And In Spring Of 1999, I Was Able To Make *2* Lists Of Friends And Got Them Safely?Home, And In Summer Of 1999 I Managed To Make A Bus With Another List Of Friends. In The?Trading Policy I Only Did 1 Trade.? In October 1999, I Got A Big *Ash Ketchum* Package And That Included?3 Pokemon TV Guides, 1 Pokemon Shirt, 5 Pokemon Game Boy Games, 3 Pokemon Watches, I Even Felt Like Ash Ketchum, I Have The AIM Screenname AshKetchup2500 If You Want To Talk To Me, I Also Have These AIM Screennames: Kimberly1798, Britnee1797, Courtney1293, AmberLikesToWalk, DragonTalesFan60, KimberlyWalking, MallMasterJake.? And On Yahoo, I Can Be Contacted On The ScreenName Kimberly_1798.? In 2000, I Introduced My Mom To My Friend Kimberly, That Was In June.? In 2001, I Made Friends With 8 Children.? Kayla, Alexis, 2 Jessicas, Sara, Jordan, Quinn, And Brittany.? Then In March 2001, I Told My Mom Again That I Saw My Friend Kim.? That Was A Great Friendship With Her. And This Story Has Been A Great One, And I Hope Kimberly Lives For A Long Time, And This Is Nice And Great And Below Are The Dates Of Visits I Have Gotten From Kimberly:

1. May 29, 1998:? Wayne's Birthday Party; 4:45 pm

2. July ??, 1998: Planetarium; 10:45 am

3. August 12, 1998: Carnival; 10:30 am

4. December 18, 1998: Christmas Pagent; 10:50 am

5. March 10, 1999: Bowling Tournament; 10:20 am

6. May 24, 1999: Wayne's Day Party; 3:15 pm

7. June 10, 1999: Walking Back To Class; 1:45 pm

8. July 9, 1999: Allaire State Park; 9:45 am

9. July 15, 1999: In School; 10:00 am

10. August 9, 1999: Water Works; 10:45 am

11. August 16, 1999: At Lunch; 12:45 pm

12.?December 17, 1999: Christmas Pagent; 9:00 am

13. June 14, 2000: End Of Year Show; 10:40?am

14. Almost Every Day Of The Summer; 2:25 pm

15. March 7, 2001: Tournament Of Champions; 9:50 am

16. June 14, 2001: End Of Year Show; 10:50 am

17. August 9, 2001: Water Works; 9:45 am

18. August 15, 2001: Carnival 2001; 10:00 am

I Have Gotten 18 Visits From My Friend Kimberly.

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Here Are Some Game Shows About Kimberly

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12:30 pm: Kimberly Likes To Walk (Jay Wolpert Productions)

?9:30 pm: History Of Kimberly (Mark Goodson Productions)

10:00 am: Rescue Kimberly (Scotti Brothers-Syd Vinneage Productions In Association With Fiedler-Berlin Productions and Rick Ambrose Productions (Whew!) )

Spoiler: My Sweetheart Sandy

Who Was My 1991 Sweetheart?

Her Name Was Sandy, She Was My Sweetheart For 430 Days, I Loved Her Since I Met Her, 10 Minutes After I Met Her, I Loved Her, We Played Games, We Had Lunch Just The 2 Of Us.? (Just The 2 Of Us - Will Smith - 199 We Were A Match, We Were A Pair In The Child "Match Game" (Match Game - Gene Rayburn 1962-69 - NBC; 1973-82 - CBS/Syn; 1983-84 - NBC; Ross Shaffer 1990-91 - ABC; Michael Burger 1998-99: SYN) I Left Her In 1993, She Was Upset, But A Friend's Gotta Go Moving On, We Spent 2 Birthdays, 2 Halloweens, 2 Thanksgivings, 2 Christmases, 3 Summers, 2 Valentine's Days, 2 Easters, & 2 St. Patrick's Days, Out Of A Possible 430 Days, We Were Close To 1 Another For 345 Days, That Was Good, We Sat Next To 1 Another And We "Held Hands" For Those 345 Days, We Played On The Playground For 338 Days Out Of 345, As Well As Others Do It's The Right Thing, I Don't Know When Or If I'll See Her Again, When Me And Patrick Talked About Her We "Passed The Buck" (Pass The Buck - Bill Cullen - 197 And When We Played Games, I Was On A "Winning Streak" (Winning Streak - 1974 - Bill Cullen) Our Excitement Grew Every Day And We Had A Lot Of Fun, So You See That The 2 Of Us Were Great Friends, In October 12, 1992 I Created My 8 Word Phrase "I Want To Sit By My Friend Sandy" Which Was My 8 Word Phrase I Said Every Day, This 8 Word Phrase Did The Trick.? And The Teachers Put Me By Her, Thanks To My "Wonderful, And Dependable" 8 Word Phrase, Everytime After Playgound I Utter?Out These 8 Words "I Want To Sit By My Friend Sandy" We Sang Silly Songs

The Top 10 Silly Songs Sung By The 2 Of Us

10. It Is A Legend No One Will Forget
?9. Princess Toadstall
?8. Cave Game
?7. The Capital Of South Dakota Is Pierre (The Capital Of South Dakota Is Indeed Pierre)
?6. Will The Real Tony Barch Please Stand Up?
?5. Stand Up, Stand Up, Walk Around, Walk Around
?4. Super Mario World
?3. No Playground
?2. Friday Night Dance
?1. Triangle Squares *

Back To My 1991 Sweetheart, Sandy

For About 250 Days, We Took Each Other's Names And Hung Them Up, We Loved Each Other, I Made My 1992 Phrase On December 9, 1992 "The Excuse Me Of Sandy (In Other Words "Sandy Is Excused")" In Her Days When She Was (3-7) She Sat On The Couch And Watched Cartoons.? I Have Given Sandy Lots Of Hugs, Because I Love Her.? And When I Will See Sandy Again, I Don't Know, We Had 2 "Monster Mashes" (Monster Mash - Buddy Pickett - 1965) Always A Song For Halloween, It's Funny, I Love Halloween As Much As Sandy, As Far As I Know, Sandy Was Not Much Of A Person For Candy, Though Those 2 Words Rhyme.? I Decided To Make A Movie Called "Sandy Heaven Is A Place On Earth" (Heaven Is A Place On Earth - Belinda Carlisle - 1987) We Had A Great Time Together, And It Was A Fun 6 Eras Of My Life Of Sandy.

Thanks To Chuck Donegan For The Rainbow Thinline, Thank You For The Kind Permission

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Sandy By Taz: ? 2001 Taz Press, Inc. ? 2001 Erik Mokracek Enterprises, Inc. 2001 EJSter Enterprises, Inc. Erik Mokracek Industries, Inc.?? ? 1972 Hanna-Barbera Productions, Inc.

Spoiler: Taz's Friends

So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way. (Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!)

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Taz's Friends

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Kayla & Alexis: 2 Of A Kind Girls; They Are Twin Sisters, They Are Nice Children To Have Around As Friends When I Need Them They're There! They Were My Friends Since January 13th, 2001

Jessica: Another Child I've Made A Friend With, She's Nice, I Love Her A Lot, She Was My Friend Since January 13th, 2001

Britnee: Another Child I've Made A Friend With.? But, She Was My Friend Since December Of 1997.? As A Friend, We Played Lots Of Games, And I Love Her Very Much.? This Song Is Track?2 Off "Friends Walking Piano Cake"

Courtney: A Good Friend, And YES, She Is My Friend, She's Been My Friend Since 1993, We Met On The Bus In The Afternoon At 2:35 PM, I Love Her Very Much Too.? She's Been My "Chat Buddy" On The Bus Since 1995.? This Song Is Track?4 Off "Friends Walking Piano Cake"

Kimberly: At Wayne's Birthday Party In May Of 1998, Kimberly Was There, She Was 6 When I Met Her, And I Was 17.? We Are Two Good Friends, This Song Is Track 10 Off "Friends Walking Piano Cake"

Randy Amasia: He's A Cool And Nice Guy, He Won $25,000 On Whew, And Almost Won $7,000 On Jeopardy, He's A Nice Man, And I Love Him Very Much, And I Love E-Mailing Him, He Passed Away In 2001, That Broke My Heart! :-(

Tom Hornikel: He's A Cool Man, I Love Him, He's Nice, And I Play Net Bullseye With Him And He Has A Nice Family, And May The Hornikel Family Be Loved By Me.? I Met Him In August Of 1998.? 4 Months After I Met Kimberly.

Chuck Donegan: He's Cool, He Has A Great Website, And I Like Him A Lot And He Has A Lot Of Rulesheets, And He Has A Great Game Show Webpage, I Love Game Shows As Much As Him, And I Will Have Him As A Friend Forever.

Kris Lane: He's Nice, He Has A Great 80s Game Show Site, He Lives In NJ Just Like Me, He Loves Game Shows As Much As I Do, And He Likes Press Your Luck, He's Nice, And He Is A Cool Kid.

Amber: A Child I Met In June Of 1996 Near The End Of The School Year, She's Been My Friend Since Then, This Song Is Track?1 Off "Friends Walking Piano Cake"

Katie: A Girl I Met On The Same Date I Met Courtney, She's Been My Friend Since Then, I Hope To Be Together With Her Soon, And I Will Have Her As My Friend Too.

Mike Billman: Another PYL Fan, He Loves PYL, And $1,000,000 Chance Of A Lifetime As Much As I Do, And He Loves Game Shows, And He Lives In Ohio, And I Hope To Trade With Him Soon.

Doug Morris: He Is Nice, He Hosts The Net Match Game Hollywood Squares Hour With Ryan Morris, He Is Also The Announcer For The Net Price Is Right.


Jamey Greek: We Talk About Game Shows A Lot; He's Cool; He's A Kline And Friends Lover Like Me! He Hates Extreme Gong.



Bob Lankford: He Is A Flashgamer Like Me, He Loves To Be Part Of My Friendship, I Love Him And I Always Will, Behalf Of All The Game Show World, I Love You, Bob.

Greg Pruitt: Greg Is A Dragon Tales Fan Like Me, He Enjoys Dragon Tales, Sims & Story Writing, And I Feel Sorry For Him For Losing His Dog; He Will Always Be My Friend.

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Geoff Ludwig: Geoff Is A Game Sow Fan Like Me, He Enjoys Game Shows And Vintage TV, We Hang Out In Flashgames2 He Will Always Be My Friend.

Aaron Handy III: Aaron Is A Game Show Holic; He Also Likes The 1975 Version Of Tom And Jerry, The Grape Ape, & Mumbly; He Is A Cool Friend .

Barry Wallo: Barry Is A Cool Game Show Fan; He Works At A Supermarket; Barry Is A Good Trader .

Ken Watson: Ken Is A Video Game Fan Like Me, He Enjoys Video Games, Game Shows, And NASCAR, I Met Him In 2004; He Met Me On My Message Board; He Will Always Be My Friend.



David Hammond: David Hammond Is A Great Netgame Host, I Think He Is Cool; He Hosts The Best Netgames In The World, I Love Him A Lot, He Is The Best Netgame Host; He Will Always Be My Friend.

Molly Hale: She's My Favorite Character On Pokemon The Movie 3, She Loves, I See Her In The Movie; Pokemon 3 Is My Favorite Pokemon Movie.


Emmy: She's My Favorite Character On Dragon Tales, She Loves Her Friend Max, And Her Dragon Friends! I See Her On Every Episode And I Record Them As Much As I Do Game Shows.

Max: He's My Favorite Character On Dragon Tales, He Loves His Friend Emmy, And His Dragon Friends! I See Him On Every Episode And I Record Them As Much As I Do Game Shows. Max Loves To Sit Down

Spoiler: Dragon Tales

I Wish I Wish With All My Heart To Fly With Dragons In A Land Apart!

Taz's?Dragon Tales Shrine

Dragon Tales Premiered In 1999, I Don't Know The Specific Date, I Collect Dragon Tales Stickers, I Have 32 Of Them, I Collect Them In School Between September And June, Only Once In A Full Moon Will I Do It In The Summer, Quetzal Is The Adult Of The Dragons In Dragon Land, Zak And Wheezie Is A 2 Headed Dragon, Cassie Is The Smallest Of The Dragons, She's An Angel, And She's A Sweetheart. And Ord Is Not A Brave, But, He's Big, And The 2 Kids, Max Is 4 Years Old He Is The Youngest, Emmy Is 6 Years Old, She Is The Second Youngest, PBS Was Smart To Put This Cartoon In Different Time Slots, I Like Dragon Tales, And?I Am A High School Student, You Can Find Dragon Tales Stickers On Mott's Juice Boxes, And You Can Get Dragon Tales Tattoos On Capri Sun Juice Pouches, You Can Find Games At The Dragon Tales Site Join Emmy & Max On Their Dragon Adventures By Tuning Into Dragon Tales Check Your Cable Or Satellite Provider For Time And Listing, If You Like Dragon Tales, Any Comments, Suggestions Or Just Want To Say Hello E-Mail Me At Jerseydevil33601@aol.com, OrKimberly_1798@yahoo.com.

What I Have In Dragon Tales For The Episodes I Have On Tape, I DO NOT TRADE FOR CA$H! Only Episodes Of Interests Copyright Laws


Dragon Tales (10 Episodes) All English

Cassie Catches Up (Missing Part Of Intro, And Very Berry) [NJN/13.1]
Snow Dragons (Sky Pirates Missing) [NJN/13.2]
To Fly With Dragons/Forest Of Darkness [NJN/13.3 Also WHYY/14.1]
To Kingdom Come/Goodbye Little Caterpoozle [WHYY/14.2]
Knot A Problem/Ord's Unhappy Birthday [WHYY/14.3]
Tails You Lose/Calling Dr. Zak [WHYY/14.4]
Pigment For Your Imagination/Zak's Song [WHYY/14.5]
Quibbling Sibblings/Wheezie's Hairball [NJN/22.4]
Blowin' In The Wind/No Hitter [NJN/22.5]
Puzzlewood/Let's Dance (Missing Opening And Closing Theme; Bad Quality) [WHYY/21.5]

Dragon Tales (32 Stickers) 8 Little Ones, 24 Big Ones

Big Ones: Max And Emmy Looking At You (2); Ord Throwing A Ball (1); Cassie Reading (1); Max And Emmy Riding Zak/Wheezie (3); Max And Emmy Yellow Background (1); Ord (3); Cassie (3); Zak/Wheezie And Max At Bat (1); Cassie Biking (2); Max Riding Ord (2); Ord Skating (3); Ord Reading (1); Emmy And Max Holding Dragon Scale (1).

Little Ones: Ord Reading (1); Zak And Wheezie Biking (1); Zak And Wheezie In Orange Background (1); Max Riding Ord (1); Ord Skating (2); Cassie Reading (1); Cassie Biking (1)

I Have All 6 Welch's Jelly Jars Of Dragon Tales
1. Flying With Daragons
2. Planting Wildflowers
3. Making Music
4. Picking Colors
5. Playing Dragonball
6. Fun In The Sun


What I Am Looking For In Dragon Tales

1. Any Episode I Don't Have (Please No Episodes Where Max And Emmy Get Called To Dinner, And I Will Also Not Accept "Do Not Pass Gnome" "Sorrow For The Party" "Snowman For All Seasons" "Something's Missing" "My Emmy Or Bust" "Putting The Fun In Fun Houses" "Just The Two Of Us" or "Cowboy Max", And Please Edit Out The "Dance" Dragon Tune Because I Want What's Right For My Friend Emmy)

2. Any Sticker I Don't Have (From Mott's Juice Boxes)

3. Any Tattoos At All (If There Are Any)

4. Any Trading Cards At All (Same With The Tattoos)

5. Any Toy (From McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's) That Are Related To Dragon Tales ONLY!

6. Any Video Game At All

7. Any Video I Don't Have

8. Any Toy At All (I Recommend Them Bought At Toys "R" Us, Kay-Bee, Child World, Or A Toy Store In The Mall)

9. Any .mp3 Songs Of The TV Version Only

10. Any PC Game At All (Dragon Tales Related Only)

All Comments & Suggestions Can Be Sent To Jerseydevil33601@aol.com Or Kimberly_1798@yahoo.com.

(I Wish I Wish To Use This Rhyme To Go Back Home Until Next Time)

Theme Song
Emmy Wished On A Dragon Scale, That's What Started Dragon Tales, Around The Room The Dragons Flew, But?Max And?Emmy Knew What To Do, They Climbed On The Backs Of Their Dragon Friends, Now The Adventures Never End, Dragon Tales,?Dragon Tales, It's Almost Time For Dragon Tales, Come Along, Take My Hand, Let's All Go To Dragon Land, There's Ord, He's The Biggest, Not So Brave Of Heart, Cassie's So Shy, Oh-So Very Smart, There's Zak And Wheezie, In The Tales Of Fun, Because, You Know Two Heads Are Better Than One, Dragon Tales, Dragon?Tales,?It's Almost Time For Dragon Tales, Come Along, Take My Hand, Let's All Go To Dragon Land!
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You Can Buy The CD At Stores Near You

I Have The CD, I Bought It At The Wall In Ocean County Mall In Toms River.
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You Can Find This CD at Amazon?or CD Now, The Price Of The CD Is: $15 Plus Tax, This CD Is A Good Buy! Don't Forget To Sign My Petition To Put Dragon Tales On Cartoon Network!

Here Is A Petition To Get More Seasons And Episodes Of Dragon Tales

Dragon Tales Videos/DVDs I Have
Do The Right Thing: (Zak's Song, Get Off Of My Cloud, Much Ado About Nodlings) [VHS]
Beleve In Yourself (Head Over Heels; The Balancing Act; Just For Laughs; Lucky Stone; On Thin Ice) [DVD]

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Goddammit, why am I getting so many Dev-catscratch vibes from this guy ?

I'd argue it's due to how simple-minded they are and their "interests"

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

This is the most Autistic description of a fart I've ever read, and I've browsed AnimatedJames.

I thought this dude just had a fixation on cars, I was not expecting Shit-Boogaloo on top of it.

 

[Super Collie]

"I pooped a chocolate wagon" sounds like something Brick from Anchorman would say.

The term "chocolate wagon" has become an inside joke among my circle of friends, and I've even seen it crop up in "friend of a friend" situations. A Twitch channel that I used to watch even has one as a chat emoticon, and it's sourced from Taz's work. I feel responsible in some way for bringing it to my corner of the fandom.

I love it.

 

[HY 140]

Happy 4th of Julay from Erik himself!

 

[PsychoNerd054]

 

[Chrisology1337]

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This makes Dirty Crapped Briefs look intelligent.

EDIT:
He made a status update.
https://www.deviantart.com/mollyhaleismyfriend/status/14117655

 

[PsychoNerd054]

This makes Dirty Crapped Briefs look intelligent.

EDIT:
He made a status update.
https://www.deviantart.com/mollyhaleismyfriend/status/14117655

I'll archive the link:
(Archive: http://archive.is/Q1fQC)

Here's what the status update says:

Ironic, seeing how he wasn't afraid to tell the story of a friend he had, who happened to be 11 years younger than him.

Also:

(Archive: http://archive.is/wqZd0)

Even Better:

(Archive: http://archive.fo/p0LS7)

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Holy shit this is the cow that keeps on giving