Error 2020: Too Slow

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Just an odd question related to the search function, is there a reason it tops out at 8 pages?

 

[hauser]

install gentoo

 

[vertexwindi]

But I love my animated avatar

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Phoneposters are trash and now they're fucking up the site just by existing. Die Bing die.

That's fair, but some of us are out here building the basements that the rest of you post your memes from.

 

[kūhaku]

Make it so that to access the site at all when not logged in you need a captcha? If the bing AI can only access that then it would think it’s fast.

Also holy shit, shoutbox is so unbelievably laggy on mobile, that is probably a big issue

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

*get a better server, fgt*

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Bing is the best?
I’m not sure if that was a joke or not.

 

[Large]

What's Bing?

*Bings your head* OwO

 

[mindlessobserver]

Careful null. If you keep digging into the inner workings of the internet you might fall through into a cave full of mole people.

 

[Lurkism]

You could convert all the gif's into mp4's

 

[CIA Nigger]

Why is every search engine company such a faggot?

Because they know the world uses them to find information, so they can get away with pushing corporate approved websites in your face and penalizing sites that don't confirm to their idea of the web. As AMP and material design proved, whatever Google wants Google gets.

Google has even more pull on how the internet operates because they run the #1 search engine and the #1 web browser. If Google depreciates some protocol or something you'd better fall in line or else your site gets delisted and Chrome users can't view it. To add to that, even Microsoft Edge and Opera are now based on Chrome. The only big browser that isn't Chrome or Webkit based is Firefox and they've been dropping the ball with shit like the famous plugin expiration issue, killing npapi plugins, or the layout changes. It's even worse than the situation that led to the Microsoft lawsuits in the 90s.

 

[Julay-chan]

1. Which web server are you using?
2. If you're using fascgi, check your fastcgi opts.
3. Try profiling PHP's built-in server vs. your production webserver. It might help you figure out whether you need to profile the PHP code or your webserver configuration.
4. Are you profiling the time spent in each function in PHP's side?

 

[Floop]

To add to that, even Microsoft Edge and Opera are now based on Chrome. The only big browser that isn't Chrome or Webkit based is Firefox and they've been dropping the ball with shit like the famous plugin expiration issue, killing npapi plugins, or the layout changes. It's even worse than the situation that led to the Microsoft lawsuits in the 90s.

 

[Saladin]

No offense, but does this actually matter? Like, at all? The Farms isn’t exactly some underground autism cabal (despite what some in the media claim), so it’s not exactly hard to find this place even if the SEO isn’t the best. I assume the Farms gets more traffic from word of mouth than search engines.

 

[Hecate]

if I understand correctly, Bing would viewing the site as a "guest" user correct?
would it be feasible to test a guest stylesheet that loads everything in smaller and less detailed? or is the overhead unrelated to file sizes?

I don't know a lot about xenforo or css so this is probably retarded sounding

 

[Takodachi]

in the year of our lord, people still use bing?
why?

 

[Lurkism]

No offense, but does this actually matter? Like, at all? The Farms isn’t exactly some underground autism cabal (despite what some in the media claim), so it’s not exactly hard to find this place even if the SEO isn’t the best. I assume the Farms gets more traffic from word of mouth than search engines.

Null wants more boomers to use the site.

 

[LTO Data Cartridge]

No offense, but does this actually matter? Like, at all? The Farms isn’t exactly some underground autism cabal (despite what some in the media claim), so it’s not exactly hard to find this place even if the SEO isn’t the best. I assume the Farms gets more traffic from word of mouth than search engines.

I was wondering the same thing. Do we really benefit from going for constant growth?

 

[Julias_Seizure]

If the bing algorith tests speed as a guest would it be possible to set it so until you make an account no gifs or even avatars show up and its as bare bones as possible by default for guests unless you change settings or make an account?

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

I was wondering the same thing. Do we really benefit from going for constant growth?

Cancerous growth is best growth.