Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 292 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,176 96.1%

  • Total voters
    7,468
I'm sure everyone here knows this, but taking anti-biotics like Ethan is (without being perscribed, not taking all of them) creates super diseases that are immune to our anti-biotics because they built up a resistance

Unironically he is creating a bigger health problem for the world than if he took ivermectin
It's almost like Ethan is a legit retard or something...

He doesn't understand basic medicine or PROVEN and TESTED medical science. He also doesn't seem to care about his young children growing up with a father- let alone a present or semi healthy one.

This is sad, but more infuriating than anything for me because Ethan and Hila behave and speak as if they're the smartest most informed medically sound people who TRUSt The SCIENCe.

Ffs.
 
Unironically he is creating a bigger health problem for the world than if he took ivermectin
There is also the little thing where most respiratory illness is caused by viruses which don't give a single shit about antibiotics but are effected by antivirals like Ivermectin or Hydroxychloroquine. Like you know the influenza viruses, rhinoviruses, coronaviruses or human respiratory syncytial virus.
 
Can't believe this healthy guy would ever have immune system problems. No sir.

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Who would win in a fat Death Match? Him or the Gunt?

Well in fairness in this case they'd probably be better off without this sad excuse of a man's "guidance"
It's only a matter of time before H3H3 pulls a Smosh and becomes a variety channel. It'll happen after either Hila calls for divorce, or Ethan is sidelined from his diabeetus.
 
The extra fun thing is C. dif has a high rate of recurrence if you've gotten it once, so it might become a recurring problem for Ethan. Currently researchers are looking to fecal microbiome transplants as the most promising long-term cure for this, meaning Ethan may have to eat some shit in the future, literally.
Couldn't happen to a nicer person.
 
My money would be on the gunt just because of the aggression factor. Ethan is too much of an underhanded dweeb, despite the height advantage.
Ralph has also actually been in fighting situations like fighting Riley and Mint Salad at Digibro's house, pressing Stop Speeding in Vegas, he took a punch from that guy at the bowling thing pretty well (granted it was pretty weak), fighting that cop, and of course in prison you have to fight. Ethan Klein has never been in a fight and would probably be put in a coma if he was punched.
 
I know that it's common knowledge that Ethan is a fat, ugly slob but his fucked up moustache is cracking me up
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His weird neck fat intrigues me. It almost looks like he used to be 460lbs and has loose skin
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It's almost like Ethan is a legit retard or something...

He doesn't understand basic medicine or PROVEN and TESTED medical science. He also doesn't seem to care about his young children growing up with a father- let alone a present or semi healthy one.

This is sad, but more infuriating than anything for me because Ethan and Hila behave and speak as if they're the smartest most informed medically sound people who TRUSt The SCIENCe.

Ffs.
Yeah, libs like them believe never questioning the men in lab coats makes them smart, even though listening to a doctor regarding feeding their first born will probably make him a manlet
 

On today's episode of Ethan Klein is losing his mind, Ethan pulls a Tim Pool and threatens to shoot people who go onto his property. Please take notice of the two major flaws, (three depending on how you view things.) One, referring to shotgun shells as bullets. Two, referring to 'pulling back the bolt' on a presumably pump action shotgun, and three, keeping your self-defense weapon locked away in a gun safe.

We also have a cow cross over from Boogie, dunking on Ethan as well.

I know Boogie is a fat unfunny fuck, but the enemy of my enemy is my friend. At least as long as he's funny and mocks the guy being a bigger dumbass with his words.
 

On today's episode of Ethan Klein is losing his mind, Ethan pulls a Tim Pool and threatens to shoot people who go onto his property. Please take notice of the two major flaws, (three depending on how you view things.) One, referring to shotgun shells as bullets. Two, referring to 'pulling back the bolt' on a presumably pump action shotgun, and three, keeping your self-defense weapon locked away in a gun safe.

We also have a cow cross over from Boogie, dunking on Ethan as well.

I know Boogie is a fat unfunny fuck, but the enemy of my enemy is my friend. At least as long as he's funny and mocks the guy being a bigger dumbass with his words.
This response gave me a chuckle
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This response gave me a chuckle
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Boogies body keeps him in a state of fat to allow him to stream. Klein is fat because he's lazy and has made his dick stop working. And Boogie has shown what he'll do if you step onto his property, Ethan would probably let you have aex with his wife and she'd be fine with it
 
just a random thought but I think post malone ghosts ethan cause ethan has become more and more a hyper left wing nut judging everyone and post is a trump supporter. Ethan literally makes fun of people like post, so I can understand him avoiding that negativity. He does show up on good mythical morning, so its not like he forgot about youtube or something
 
just a random thought but I think post malone ghosts ethan cause ethan has become more and more a hyper left wing nut judging everyone and post is a trump supporter. Ethan literally makes fun of people like post, so I can understand him avoiding that negativity. He does show up on good mythical morning, so its not like he forgot about youtube or something
Nah, Post Malone is just a dude who wants to drink beer out of beerbongs and make trap music. He's a nice guy and doesn't really involve himself with politics. Wikipedia tells me that he wasn't opposed to performing at Trump's inaguration, but generally is a moderate Bernie bro with love for guns.
 
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