Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[Drama Trauma]

What did Mr. Anisa Jomha even do to Ethan besides not involving himself in Ethan’s gay little feud with his former editor?

If I understand correctly Ethan said something the Froggy Tonic was just the last drop. Their passive attitude and unhelpfulness, Anisa retweeting antisemite tweets and people on X and so on and so on.
For short: they were shitty friend

 

[Gunter x Gunter]

If I understand correctly Ethan said something the Froggy Tonic was just the last drop. Their passive attitude and unhelpfulness, Anisa retweeting antisemite tweets and people on X and so on and so on.
For short: they were shitty friend

So because of the Froggy Fresh stuff and a couple of tweets. How thin skinned is this jew.

 

[Drama Trauma]

So because of the Froggy Fresh stuff and a couple of tweets. How thin skinned is this jew.

Froggy Fresh is a very different person. Froggy Tonic was an editor for the Jomhas for CC2, but he is an unhinged Hasan Piker stan.

 

[Gunter x Gunter]

Froggy Fresh is a very different person. Froggy Tonic was an editor for the Jomhas for CC2, but he is an unhinged Hasan Piker stan.

I humbary aporogize for my ignorance. That does make a lot more sense, its also a nice parallel with Epstiny who also tweaked out over his friend's editor.

 

[curbside2]

More gayops from the snarkers, Weaponizing CPS.

 

[Nothing Worth]

Ethan Klein's lawyers told him he can't sue Reddit because of Section 230. In this clip he says that he will protest/do a show outside of Reddit's headquarters. This is in response to the harassment and/or negative comments he's received from multiple communities. He alleges that a Snarker called CPS on him and Hila *. Ethan vows to camp outside of Reddit headquarters and will dedicate himself to destroying every executive officer of the company and "dragging them to hell." Ethan calls out Steve Huffman and says he will go through every detail of Huffman's life. Ethan says he will do whatever it takes to get people to stop harassing him.

*There is a claim that Ethan's house must be covered in dog shit because one of his dogs had a parasite called giardia that got passed to one of his children and then to the rest of the family. This giardia story is known about because Ethan talked about it on his show.

 

[clipartfan92]

Aww, that's cute, he just now hates spez? Me and my homies been hating spez since they got rid of fatpeoplehate 10 years ago. Kick rocks Johnny come lately.

 

[4090 Chad]

Ethan Klein's lawyers told him he can't sue Reddit because of Section 230. In this clip he says that he will protest/do a show outside of Reddit's headquarters. This is in response to the harassment and/or negative comments he's received from multiple communities. He alleges that a Snarker called CPS on him and Hila *. Ethan vows to camp outside of Reddit headquarters and will dedicate himself to destroying every executive officer of the company and "dragging them to hell." Ethan calls out Steve Huffman and says he will go through every detail of Huffman's life. Ethan says he will do whatever it takes to get people to stop harassing him.

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*There is a claim that Ethan's house must be covered in dog shit because one of his dogs had a parasite called giardia that got passed to one of his children and then to the rest of the family. This giardia story is known about because Ethan talked about it on his show.

Ethan sold his soul to ingratiate himself to faggot redditors and leftists just like Hasan so he could be accepted among the elite in LA/California. It's kind of amusing watching him finally be tormented by the faggots he tried to appease and entertain for so long. Dare I make the golem analgoy?

 

[Haramburger]

Ethan Klein is definitely the most unpredictable creator with a thread on this site. I NEVER would've predicted the Anisa/idubbz beef, I thought they were ride-or-die after sending A.B. to the last Creator Clash (II) and having him on as a guest several times. The Trisha Paytas partnership/falling out/marriage, into Hasan partnership/falling out, into weight loss, into this drama, just a wild ride overall.

 

[clipartfan92]

More gayops from the snarkers, Weaponizing CPS.

Here's a longer cut of the second clip, where they talk about the rest of the visit, including the guy wanting to interview the kids at school.

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After watching a while tonight, I think the sniffing is legitimately caused by his Tourettes and being overloaded with stress. He would probably be touching his nose more if it was drug induced and not just a tic. With that being said, I do believe he's under the influence of something, maybe a combination of amphetamine with 5mg valium to take the edge off. There's something about his eyes that hints at it to me, beyond the dilated pupils.

 

[AssignedEva]

More gayops from the snarkers, Weaponizing CPS.

Forgive the terrible editing, which I think was again done to avoid copyright. This clip is from a couple of weeks ago

Ethan is talking about how his 10 month old baby (and him and Hila) have contracted giardia from contaminated dog shit. Back in 2022, the crew "called out" Ethan about how their office was dealing with a fly infestation as a result of there always being dog shit and rotting dog food in the office.

He's spoken about dog shit in his house on other occasions, although I don't want to keep looking at clips of Ethan "poorly hidden scat fetish" Klein talking about shit. "Sonny got giardia from dog shit" started getting traction again recently because BadEmpanada shared it. I don't know if you can really describe it as GayOps at this point and as for "snarkers" - is this term just getting applied to anyone who dislikes Ethan? For all we know it's someone who didn't know who Ethan was, stumbled down the H3 rabbit hole and saw this stuff and called CPS (lying about working in their house would have been really stupid though). This is like when people blame KiwiFarms for Julie Terryberry or Byuu, but frankly Ethan should have CPS called on him because he's clearly abusing prescription medication.

Hila and Ethan are now basically suggesting that Trisha should take to her "friends" to stop and she's also on the snark subreddit every day, and also that she lied about being infertile and lied about being suicidal over Trishyland (a subreddit that actually was performing GayOps and that Ethan actively followed).

Again, shitty editing. This is probably because Trisha's pregnant with a third child, and has some sort of large project she's secretly working on that she claims is bigger than SNL or Broadway (she recently rented a theatre on Broadway and performed with Rachel Ziegler). Anyone that the Kleins dislike or who criticise the Kleins must be part of a cabal of organised gangstalkers. It's a wonder Ethan's not started accusing the Reddit executives he's vowed to destroy of secretly being "snarkers" themselves.

 

[Tepes Thot]

Tbf, CPS should’ve been called on them long ago. Remember, Ethan and HIla are so stupid as parents, they let their infant fall into dehydration and starvation because he wouldn’t drink. The doctor at the hospital said “oh yeah that’s ok”, and they just went with it, because questioning doctors is bad, even if your infant hasn’t consumed sustenance for a worrying amount of time.

Now the poor kid only has one kidney.

 

[Nothing Worth]

The doctor at the hospital said “oh yeah that’s ok”, and they just went with it, because questioning doctors is bad, even if your infant hasn’t consumed sustenance for a worrying amount of time.

I'm sure a snarker connected these dots already but...

Isn't this basically the same thing that happened to their dog Shredder? With the same excuse? "I am so mad at the vet because they didn't tell me (thing) and when I told the vet that Shredder has (symptoms) he said it was normal for that breed." And then Shredder died of kidney failure.

 

[curbside2]

Tbf, CPS should’ve been called on them long ago.

This is so unfathomably stupid.Weaponizing the government to harass someone and their kids is complete faggotry and completely against the culture of Kiwifarms.

The doctor at the hospital said “oh yeah that’s ok”, and they just went with it

You can follow that train of thought in reverse. If someone decides not to vax their kid against COVID, and that kid then got sick, should CPS then be weaponized against that person? I’m trying to understand how many rights this thread feels the government should have over your children.

 

[Tepes Thot]

This is so unfathomably stupid.Weaponizing the government to harass someone and their kids is complete faggotry and completely against the culture of Kiwifarms.

You can follow that train of thought in reverse. If someone decides not to vax their kid against COVID, and that kid then got sick, should CPS then be weaponized against that person? I’m trying to understand how many rights this thread feels the government should have over your children.

I think depriving your kid of food and water because one ER doctor told you it’s normal for an infant not to eat or drink for long periods of time, and because of you starving and dehydrating the child, they now have a lifelong disibility is a perfectly good reason for a CPS visit. It’s child abuse.

Take your meds schizo, nowhere did I call for the farms to do a thing. But so you know, the farms has contacted authorities to save animals from animals abusers before.

As for your Velveeta-brained take about the jab. It didn’t prevent you from getting Covid, and it in fact was harmful to minors (and adults as we’re finding more and more), so your “gotcha” falls apart in the face of reality. In your scenario, parents not questioning things still hurts the child.

 

[inslovm]

Here's a longer cut of the second clip, where they talk about the rest of the visit, including the guy wanting to interview the kids at school.
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After watching a while tonight, I think the sniffing is legitimately caused by his Tourettes and being overloaded with stress. He would probably be touching his nose more if it was drug induced and not just a tic. With that being said, I do believe he's under the influence of something, maybe a combination of amphetamine with 5mg valium to take the edge off. There's something about his eyes that hints at it to me, beyond the dilated pupils.

The sniffing definitely seems stress-related because whenever he talks about Hasan, Snark, Trisha, etc. it starts going off like crazy.

I find it funny that his war against the h3snark subreddit caused that subreddit to close but the h3h3_productions subreddit, which is much meaner and less tightly-moderated, to rise up in its place. h3snark had rules against certain types of speculation about his life, like drug use and stuff like that, while h3h3_productions lets people say basically whatever they want. And if that subreddit gets banned (I wouldn't be surprised), this site and other lolcow forums will probably get a lot more activity on h3-related posts. He's really feeding the trolls and making things worse for himself.

 

[AssignedEva]

Does anyone have any proposals on what could happen that would make Ethan happy and lay down the nose candy?

What Ethan wants is for everyone to agree with him and to be based YouTube daddy with millions of adoring fans. He wants to see everyone who ever wronged him be completely destroyed so he can point and laugh at them from atop a throne made of cash. He also wants everyone to join hands and praise how wonderful Israel is, before giving him money to buy Teddy Fresh clothes and send him sycophantic superchats "with peace and love". But even if the Free Palestine crowd completely fizzled out and Hasan, Trisha, Frogan, iDubbz, Markiplier (etc) all ended up getting wiped out in a mysterious explosion, he still wouldn't be happy though - because he's in too deep with his persecutory complex. Hasan could be turned into a quadriplegic by the Candyman tomorrow, and Ethan would still be seething a year from, suggesting Columbia University is antisemetic because they only gave him one Pulitzer prize for his content nuke.

The only thing that would really probably help Ethan is if he retired and completely disengaged from the internet and began spending time with his family. He's not going to do that though, because he seems to be reliant on external validation. The last 15 years of his life have basically revolved around YouTube; I'm not sure that he could remember how to be a person without that propping him up. He used to be best friends with the CEO of YouTube and was practically untouchable; he successfully obscured his edgelord past by pretending to drink the social justice koolaid, he managed to be showered with praise (and money) for fighting off lawsuits and shitting on people like Ryan Kavanaugh. He cannot accept that all the people he views as cool are looking at him like this;

and truly believes this is just a temporary blip as a result of gangstalking from Hasan and Trisha fans. Everyone saying "who the fuck is this disgusting weirdo" is actually just two people astroturfing every single internet platform.

Weaponizing the government to harass someone and their kids is complete faggotry and completely against the culture of Kiwifarms.

Ethan is getting as many pairs of eyes on himself as possible. There's internet communities that had never heard of Ethan Klein before who now dislike him. If he's using that platform to start sharing "funny" stories about his baby getting giardia from dog shit, it isn't surprising that random internet users might take it upon themselves to call CPS. He wanted everyone to listen to him; his problem is that people are listening to him, but are being disgusted by the creepy hypocritical crackhead ranting about how life's so unfair and everyone's mean to him from the comfort of his Bel Air mansion. Like any lolcow (for that is all Ethan is), he can make it stop any time he wants by simply not posting embarrassing stuff on the internet. More so than most; he's a millionaire. But like any lolcow, he won't. I'm sure the person who called CPS mostly did it because they didn't like Ethan, but they wouldn't have had such a plausible sounding story of child abuse if Ethan hadn't personally shared it on YouTube.

Also make no mistake, Ethan loves that someone called CPS on him, because now he's able to pretend his new campaign against Spez is "to protect my children" rather than "people are using reddit to share clips of me being a retard, and I don't like it".

Riding Ethan's dick as much as you do in the Ethan Klein lolcow thread is complete faggotry and completely against the culture of Kiwifarms. I'd strongly suggest getting a coverup for your "papa bless" tattoo, burning your H3H3 trading cards and donating your Teddy Fresh clothes to Goodwill.

 

[Omega Bruh Moment]

Ethan Klein's lawyers told him he can't sue Reddit because of Section 230. In this clip he says that he will protest/do a show outside of Reddit's headquarters. This is in response to the harassment and/or negative comments he's received from multiple communities. He alleges that a Snarker called CPS on him and Hila *. Ethan vows to camp outside of Reddit headquarters and will dedicate himself to destroying every executive officer of the company and "dragging them to hell." Ethan calls out Steve Huffman and says he will go through every detail of Huffman's life. Ethan says he will do whatever it takes to get people to stop harassing him.

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*There is a claim that Ethan's house must be covered in dog shit because one of his dogs had a parasite called giardia that got passed to one of his children and then to the rest of the family. This giardia story is known about because Ethan talked about it on his show.

I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT MY FAMILY OFF. THE. INTERNET. NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWWWWW! I WILL SEND IN MY LAWYERS I'LL HARASS THE REDDIT CEO AND EXECUTIVES I'LL DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER!

 

[trolol]

I really can't wait to see how handcuffing himself to the front of Reddit HQ goes for him.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

I'm sure a snarker connected these dots already but...

Isn't this basically the same thing that happened to their dog Shredder? With the same excuse? "I am so mad at the vet because they didn't tell me (thing) and when I told the vet that Shredder has (symptoms) he said it was normal for that breed." And then Shredder died of kidney failure.