Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Honestly, they probably have the money to just hire nannies to take care of their kids. This might drive a wedge further between them, but I just don't see them as the type to get divorced. Too expensive.

It's all good and kosher until he starts fucking the nanny.

 

[MooseGump]

It's all good and kosher until he starts fucking the nanny.

Soon: THE NANNY RANT

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Honestly, they probably have the money to just hire nannies to take care of their kids. This might drive a wedge further between them, but I just don't see them as the type to get divorced. Too expensive.

Jews would rather be married to someone they hate, talk shit about and throw things at them for 50 years rather than spend a single cent getting divorced (lawyers or settlement)

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

I feel happy/sad for Hila.
She's ignorant and pretty ill informed, but she also married Ethan who taught her the ways of the America so does she know better?

I'm sure Hila is happy to have more babies and she somehow loves Ethan enough to get pregnant by him but dude. Duuuude. Ethan is such a terrible person, such a man child, I doubt he's a good husband, let alone father.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Honestly, they probably have the money to just hire nannies to take care of their kids. This might drive a wedge further between them, but I just don't see them as the type to get divorced. Too expensive.

Oh God, that's going to be Trisha's new role, isn't it?

 

[Carlton]

How old are they both? With Ethan being so old and I’m assuming Hila as well, surely the kids will end up being super autismos? Especially considering who’s “raising” them

 

[Fancy_Robot]

How old are they both? With Ethan being so old and I’m assuming Hila as well, surely the kids will end up being super autismos? Especially considering who’s “raising” them

Ugly and autistic, they'll be YouTubers someone makes goof videos about in 15 years

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

How old are they both? With Ethan being so old and I’m assuming Hila as well, surely the kids will end up being super autismos? Especially considering who’s “raising” them

They can't be older than 37 and that shouldn't even matter. My parents had my little brother at 41 and 45 respectively and he is a handsome, well adjusted young man. Smart as a whip if you will.

If even one of your parents is as retarded (figuratively and literally) as Ethan then it doesn't matter how old they were at your conception, you've been dealt a bad hand.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

How old are they both? With Ethan being so old and I’m assuming Hila as well, surely the kids will end up being super autismos? Especially considering who’s “raising” them

Ethan is 35, Hila is 33. So not a geriatric pregnancy but close.

I don't blame anyone who thought they were older. Especially him.

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

Ethan is 35,

Wow, even for Ethan that's a rough 35!

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

He's a smoker.

Wow, even for Ethan that's a rough 35!

He's trying to cut back.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

You gotta love Ethan's hot take on the CDC covid guidelines: "They've got like, a whole bunch of scientists and stuff. You don't even have to think about it, dude!"

Pure genius. Really explains his entire political worldview in a single sentence.

 

[dankivy]

I recently saw he said that and my God what an insufferable twat, dude has no absolutely thought of his own. It is a shame 35 hit him like that because jeez him and his spooky scary skeleton looking wife are looking rough these days. It makes it funnier knowing their age seeing how they dress up like autistic toddlers every single day. I sort of feel bad for his son though, he is being raised by a blue pilled bitch of a Father who trusts and believes every single word that snake motherfucker DOCTAH FOWWCHEE says

 

[V4L_Penis]

He's a smoker.

Didn't he only start smoking after he began hanging out with Post Malone?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Didn't he only start smoking after he began hanging out with Post Malone?

He's always smoked but cut back a lot until Hila's dad started coming around who is also a smoker and he got back into it. Now how he has a few a day.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

Looks like Ethan has decided he's going to wade further into politics by big braining his way into a beef with Crowder, who in turn is getting easy content by playing clips of Ethan verbatim saying "don't think, just listen" and laughing at them. How did Ethan reach this point, where the conservative commentator sounds less stupid and has less of a stick up his ass than he does?

 

[quickthrowaway]

How did Ethan reach this point, where the conservative commentator sounds less stupid and has less of a stick up his ass than he does?

He got complacent. He's putting out low effort videos with all the goodwill of YouTube on his side. Due to self preservation, Crowder will stand up for free speech on Youtube and will give him the defacto moral high ground over Ethan.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Looks like Ethan has decided he's going to wade further into politics by big braining his way into a beef with Crowder, who in turn is getting easy content by playing clips of Ethan verbatim saying "don't think, just listen" and laughing at them. How did Ethan reach this point, where the conservative commentator sounds less stupid and has less of a stick up his ass than he does?

When your political views amount to "I'll repeat what I read my friends say on Twitter" its easy to get slapped around.

 

[Sprocket]

Am I the only one that at first thought Hila was a man in drag?

 

[MoffAlbert]

Am I the only one that at first thought Hila was a man in drag?

She certainly is not a good or feminine looking woman, can't say I blame you