Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[SpaceMovie1992]

I got a H3 podcast video recommended while binge watching Your Mom's House clips

Ethan is fat and legitimately looks older than Tom Segura and he's bald and graying

Hila is the biggest dead fish of a co host I've ever seen. She contributes literally nothing, has no personality or sparkle, looks dreadful, and dresses like a pick-me.

how are these tards famous beyond clout from half a decade ago?

 

[ShiningBrightly]

lol i loved the episode with that bathwater porn bitch belle because the difference between her and hila was absolutely massive. after that was when hila seemed to start actually trying somewhat with her appearance again so maybe she noticed it to. but when the camera switched back between them she just looked like a wet cat next to belle.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

lol i loved the episode with that bathwater porn bitch belle because the difference between her and hila was absolutely massive. after that was when hila seemed to start actually trying somewhat with her appearance again so maybe she noticed it to. but when the camera switched back between them she just looked like a wet cat next to belle.

Hila might be rather Horsey but lul please tell me you don't prefer the human plastic boob? She's just as bad on the opposite side of the spectrum.

I don't get the Belle Dolphin thing at all.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

lol i loved the episode with that bathwater porn bitch belle because the difference between her and hila was absolutely massive. after that was when hila seemed to start actually trying somewhat with her appearance again so maybe she noticed it to. but when the camera switched back between them she just looked like a wet cat next to belle.

I don't know about her looks, she seems to be about the same, but in the few videos I've seen she's speaking up more. I think being a mother and having to assert herself to get the kid to stop wrecking shit is giving her more confidence. Soon, she might actually be a decent cohost.

 

[Florence Sargent]

Belle Delphine looks like she rides the short bus to school. But apparently that's Ethan's type. He likes them retarded and grade school looking. I assume that's why Teddy Fresh looks the way it does and Hila dresses like she's seven.

Spoiler: Hila looking stupid

Ethan mentally lusting after other woman seems like a recurring joke between them. Who knows. Maybe they get off on it.

They had Bella Poarch on as a guest recently too. When they first booked the interview Ethan mentioned that they had her over for dinner and that she was just this super fascinating, amazing, great person. He had a sparkle in his voice for a few moments you don't usually hear. Can't wait to see if he says anything stupid to her in front of his pregnant skeleton wife.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

how are these tards famous beyond clout from half a decade ago?

They got clout with Susan, meaning they probably got clout with the corporate suits who control the recommendation algorithm.

Belle Delphine looks like she rides the short bus to school. But apparently that's Ethan's type. He likes them retarded and grade school looking. I assume that's why Teddy Fresh looks the way it does and Hila dresses like she's seven.

Her murderous glower makes for quite the juxtaposition. Is she even doing this out of her own volition?

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

Her murderous glower makes for quite the juxtaposition. Is she even doing this out of her own volition?

TFW a Palestinian child throws a rock and scratches the paint on a new IDF tank.

 

[Chilson]

TFW a Palestinian child throws a rock and scratches the paint on a new IDF tank.
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Remember, this women owns a eye meltingly bad clothing line.

 

[Wrestlemania]

Remember, this women owns a eye meltingly bad clothing line.

Looks like shit you find in a charity shop.

$35 for a T-Shirt with a chest pocket? I can find one for less than $10 in any other store and it would look better.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Remember, this women owns a eye meltingly bad clothing line.

Looks like shit you find in a charity shop.

$35 for a T-Shirt with a chest pocket? I can find one for less than $10 in any other store and it would look better.

But the benefit to Hila's line of clothes is that it all looks like it was designed by a retarded 4 year old. Don't you want to look like you support retarded 4 year olds?

 

[Chandler Bing]

I remember that. He was talking about bringing on Shoenice and that one prank channel retard from a few years ago, and that Mormon virgin dude. He specifically talked about making them his group, or cavalcade of sideshow attractions. It would be a nightmare to source it because it was a couple of years ago.

It seems that Trisha was the Faustian Trade


Fair enough.

You and anyone else can find all of that in the 2 hour gokinaru video. It's actually easy to find in that video. I'm on mobile and busy so I can't be bothered to do it right now.

https://youtu.be/EccpMpBqn-k

 

[Wrestlemania]

Don't you want to look like you support retarded 4 year olds?

Not particularly.

 

[emptyblu]

Belle Delphine looks like she rides the short bus to school. But apparently that's Ethan's type. He likes them retarded and grade school looking. I assume that's why Teddy Fresh looks the way it does and Hila dresses like she's seven.
Ethan mentally lusting after other woman seems like a recurring joke between them. Who knows. Maybe they get off on it.

They had Bella Poarch on as a guest recently too. When they first booked the interview Ethan mentioned that they had her over for dinner and that she was just this super fascinating, amazing, great person. He had a sparkle in his voice for a few moments you don't usually hear. Can't wait to see if he says anything stupid to her in front of his pre

That would explain why Hila recently started dying her hair she wants to be like those retarded egirls who Ethan is lusting over. Oh and didn’t Ethan make about 10-15 videos on this belle girl? she even mailed him her spit and he made a whole video about it I mean cmon there is no way he unironically doesn’t have a thing for her.

 

[Neil]

TFW a Palestinian child throws a rock and scratches the paint on a new IDF tank.
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For a 33 year old woman to dress like this, either Ethan has a ddlg fetish or Hila has some strange repressed daddy issues. Or both, you never know.

 

[Local Wordmason]

TFW a Palestinian child throws a rock and scratches the paint on a new IDF tank.
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I hope they got the rights for Hello Kitty, I've heard Japanese companies like Sanrio are very protective of their characters.

 

[Gudetama-chan]

For a 33 year old woman to dress like this, either Ethan has a ddlg fetish or Hila has some strange repressed daddy issues. Or both, you never know.

She's only 33? And Ethan is only 35? I thought they were pushing 50 which made sense with all the IVF talk. They look haggard.

 

[Xerxes IX]

She looks like she's trying to do a Jfashion inspired look, especially with all the Sanrio and anime characters on those clothes, but that doesn't suit her at all.

 

[Spatula]

They are too old to dress like teenagers.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

TFW a Palestinian child throws a rock and scratches the paint on a new IDF tank.
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That Hello Kitty design doesn’t deserve to be maligned like that

 

[KittyLoaf]

TFW a Palestinian child throws a rock and scratches the paint on a new IDF tank.
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The hair, the outfit, the little bow in her hair is so starkly contrasted to her face and expression. She's not even trying to smile. It's super creepy.