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Ralph should go. It would show that dang dirty JEW Hoffman who the real Ralphamale is!
Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Gabe Hoffman - Angry Hog takes on ZOG.
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It's not a setup! In fact it would be a great way for Ralph to vitalize his ailing show and would guarantee a lot of money coming in short term. Thankfully Ralph is a COWARD and will miss out on this AMAZING OPPORTUNITY, despite it not being all that dangerous anyway. Ralph would have to act RIGHT NOW to look like an ABSOLUTE BADASS and make A LOT OF MONEY.
So it's not gonna happen.
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Ralph would never go. He’s a huge coward. Imagine him crying like a little pussy in Gaza when they don’t let him get drunk off his ass and fuck their women for American dollars. What a huge loser and pussy. The only way I’ll be owned is if Ethan Ralph does in fact go to Gaza but he won’t.
Pigtoad
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That would just be funny if the whole time Gabe Hoffman was unironically trying to get Ralph killed by the IDF
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Even if he were brave enough to go to Gaza, he wouldn't and couldn't go. He's too poor. He used to fly to Vegas four times a month to bet on Japanese basketball, now the furthest he travels is when he drives across the border for bowling tournaments in Texas.
You can travel for nearly free if you do it right. A benefit of having good credit is getting ravel points, and you can game the system in a lot of ways to stretch them. I thought he had a capital one card, if I were him I'd take out another credit card with travel benefits and use that. Of course, max it out/pay it off a few times just to raise credit and achieve maximum potential.
He probably won't take this advice though because it requires money, which he doesn't have. Imagine being poor! Couldn't be me!
Braphamut
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Did you hear him describe his day of zip lining like it was his personal Vietnam?
He said he was tested and tried and it pushed his endurance to walk up stairs and go down five zip lines. A family friendly, guided, gravity fed, 'on rails' ride -- and that the experience reminded him that he was da hardest workin' mahn in da sektur.
Now try to imagine him being 1/10th as uncomfortable as CRP has been in the last year.
He said he was tested and tried and it pushed his endurance to walk up stairs and go down five zip lines. A family friendly, guided, gravity fed, 'on rails' ride -- and that the experience reminded him that he was da hardest workin' mahn in da sektur.
Now try to imagine him being 1/10th as uncomfortable as CRP has been in the last year.
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people with capital one cards have them because nobody else will give them a credit card
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Initially, usually. It's a good starter card if you have zero/bad credit. If you keep up with the payments you can upgrade to an adult credit card within two years.
It's been a few years since he read his CC number out on the air, but I remember the card he had then had a $3k limit. That's assuming it was actually his and not Meigh's. If he's been esponsible with it, he could easily get an Amex these days. But like I said, poor people, he's probably maxed out and making minimum payments every month, if he bothers at all.
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I thought it was a 1500 limit and it was Meigh's and Ralph is a broke retard. If he had any type of actual credit card he'd have flexed it by now.
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And that's why he'll never travel internationally ever again.
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He did flex it, he just maxed it out on his new, not at all a prostitute, girlfriend
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Well the $150 bucks he made yesterday for 8.5 hours of work will certainly help. He was begging for subs and donations by the end but nobody bit.
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The evil Zionist continues to dunk on the great white hope of the Balestoonian people.
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Even though the lawsuit and Ralph’s panicked departure was old news, I was pleased this video revealed he was hiding out in WV during this time. In Fall 2022 I had theorized the MD or WV panhandle area as his hidey hole for several reasons. One being his only friend on the east coast was Sisco who was living in a low cost of living area apartment in WV. Also it was cheap and on the border of Va.
As it stood we only knew Ralph was somewhere for a month or two, Pantsu was with her Dad, and they did a quick weekend dash to the house to grab junk and make a run for the border. Ralph acted like he had an active warrant for murder, with US Marshall’s on his tail, when he only had a dinky subpoena for a civil suit that would amount to Jack and shit.
At least this confirms Ralph fled like a rat when he found out some ambulance chaser subpoenaed him for a civil suit, leaving Pantsu to have to pack her bags and infant to drive solo again to Harry’s to live.
The most hilarious part is how how unnecessary his fearful scurrying away was. He’s just so fucking stupid and cowardly.
After accidents people get suits like this filed all the time after car accidents. The Lawyer was just sniffing around on the off chance Ralph might be hiding any deep pockets, i.e. other insurance policies or assets to go after. He doesn’t. The lawsuit would have gone absolutely no where and the lawyer would realize the settlement from the insurance company was the only juice to squeeze from this accident. The case would have been dropped quickly, with only maybe some annoying document shuffling on Ralph’s part.
Ralph actually waddled as fast as he could out of the country because he truly believed a lawyer was going to try and take a condemned house in West Memphis or bother to go after a few thousand a month streaming income. Ralph should have responded to the subpoena and immediately turned over his financial documents. The case would have been dropped the next day.
I wonder if Ralph would still be living with his wife and child if he hadn’t fled to Mexico like Chicken Little?. Pantsu hated Mexico and easy access to Xanax erased Gunt’s tiny brain. Big life decisions made out of pant sharting fear never turn out well.
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Not a chance. If anything, Mexico held that disaster together by isolating Meigh from an easy escape.
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Fair point, but I think Harry’s subsidies were the true glue that kept them together. The relationship was over three months after he stopped covering the costs of May and Rozy for Gunt.
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Oh, absoultely. That's why Ralph had to keep those passports on him. If those two were in the US, Meigh would have bolted right after that audio was recorded. It was telling how fast the stable emptied after the Kang crossed the border.
Rage Pig
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Total Zionist victory over Ethan "I don't scare bish!" Ralph.
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I know nothing about this guy except that he's Jewish and made that Open Secret documentary, and am vaguely familiar that he has beef with people in the sektur like Mersh and Ralph, but do people support this narking faggot just for the sake of owning Ralph?
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I don't support anyone in this retarded corner of the internet (except BMJ cuz he rules) but it's funny to me that he's an actually successful non-sektur person who for some reason decided to use his resources to fuck with Ralph.