💤 Inactive Ethan Oliver Ralph’s Ongoing Feuds - A list of the Gunt’s ongoing feuds, criminal activities, and stupidity

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MirnaMinkoff said:
Ralph needs to send Pantsu to Simon’s wife for trad training. It’s so depressing watching Pantsu mistaking being a white trash baby mama with a dirty rental in the ghetto house full of plastic utensils as trad. Pantsu’s life is like a black comedy about a low IQ autistic baby mama trying to be a housewife. It would be a lot more fun to observe if not for the abusive rage pig controlling the strings.

Simon’s wife is a perfect 10 compared to Meigh - she also got married in an actual Catholic Church with a full mass and her kids are legitimate. May will always be a baby mama with a bastard child living in ghettos with broke Ralphamale until she moves back in with creepy Harry.

I give credit to Simon and his wife, they at least walked the walk instead of being all talk. This is why he had to leave AF, because they are just a bunch of trad cath incel hypocrites that don’t live what they preach. Actually starting a family and having to grow the fuck up probably forced Simon to open his eyes.
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And Simon actually had sex with a woman, not a Catboy or a horse like Pantsu
 
LemonParty said:
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The queer anime cosplay is a nonsequitor. In reality his wife is just a girl in a dress. Perhaps the trap thing is an edgy inside joke or they're both just filthy zoomer weebs. Either way at the end of the day our boy Simon here is still banging a lady in a dress.

Unlike Nick Fuentes who demands his catboys do not come with boobs and vagoos. Nipples accepts no substitute, his catboys must have dicks.
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Exactly, they have a kid now too. Time for them to raise the kid properly with 100% less creepy Japanese drawings.

Does AF membership come with a humiliation ritual? Assistant Jew Groyper had his, where he posed as a Bernie Sanders supporting parasitic plaguerat to "epically troll those lefties", it was gay and cringe.
 
LemonParty said:
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The queer anime cosplay is a nonsequitor. In reality his wife is just a girl in a dress. Perhaps the trap thing is an edgy inside joke or they're both just filthy zoomer weebs. Either way at the end of the day our boy Simon here is still banging a lady in a dress.

Unlike Nick Fuentes who demands his catboys do not come with boobs and vagoos. Nipples accepts no substitute, his catboys must have dicks.
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Also Astolfo is not a catboi he is just a regular human/whatever the hell the summons are in Fate. Felix is the cat boy trap from RE:Zero so while anime is gay he did not have his wife dress as a catboy.
 
AltisticRight said:
Exactly, they have a kid now too. Time for them to raise the kid properly with 100% less creepy Japanese drawings.

Does AF membership come with a humiliation ritual? Assistant Jew Groyper had his, where he posed as a Bernie Sanders supporting parasitic plaguerat to "epically troll those lefties", it was gay and cringe.
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They have two kids now. If Simon is actually a legit dedicated trad cath he’s going to have six or seven kids by 2030. In the Catholic Church you can spot the real trad caths because their family takes up an entire pew.

This is what I find so hilarious about teen incels spewing trad cath shit, the actual work and responsibility it takes to raise a large family is massive. Fuentes had to stop preaching marriage and white babies because maturity and responsibility ends AF membership and reveals Nick’s rank bullshit.

Fuentes is a manlet living with mommy at 23 who hates women and will never have children. Maybe he can find some chad Aryan husband to cleanse his Mexican taint with cummies.

I mean the Catholic Church did it’s best to prevent Fuentes. Catholic doctrine is against IVF. Conception must occur in the womb, any fertility treatments that require conception outside of the womb are not allowed in the Catholic Church. In a way the church was proven right, look what a nightmare this test tube baby has become for the world and their church. If only his mother had been a good trad cath he would have never tainted our world.
 
ElAbominacion said:
If we could see the rest of the script it would be very interesting.
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Seems like a pretty straightforward index route for populating a video list component on the frontend, since the url is /homepage. Given the attribute names, I doubt they're doing anything more complex than joining some user and video metadata tables and piping the results back as json, which makes me strongly doubt that it's a case of archived videos causing a discrepancy in the displayed values.

If that is what was happening, they'd have to be deleting the original record in the db, which you just wouldn't do. You might have a db column for indicating whether or not a video is archived vs live, but it'd be pants on head retarded for them to be deleting the original record just to create an identical one right after.
 
Bill The Fucker said:
Seems like a pretty straightforward index route for populating a video list component on the frontend, since the url is /homepage. Given the attribute names, I doubt they're doing anything more complex than joining some user and video metadata tables and piping the results back as json, which makes me strongly doubt that it's a case of archived videos causing a discrepancy in the displayed values.

If that is what was happening, they'd have to be deleting the original record in the db, which you just wouldn't do. You might have a db column for indicating whether or not a video is archived vs live, but it'd be pants on head retarded for them to be deleting the original record just to create an identical one right after.
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So just good old tweaking the view attribute on display? Hm.
 
ElAbominacion said:
So just good old tweaking the view attribute on display? Hm.
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After digging a bit, I'm not sure what exactly Simon is proving with this. I had assumed the archived api response that he posted was a snapshot during its peak viewer count, but it's just an arbitrary time when he wasn't live. Nick usually displays at least 3k viewers in that json response whether he's live or not, and during his streams it looks like the viewer count has archives of it getting as high as 6k. Maybe he's assuming that the viewer count in that section is peak viewers when in reality it's just a live feed that doesn't update when the user isn't live?
 
Bill The Fucker said:
After digging a bit, I'm not sure what exactly Simon is proving with this. I had assumed the archived api response that he posted was a snapshot during its peak viewer count, but it's just an arbitrary time when he wasn't live. Nick usually displays at least 3k viewers in that json response whether he's live or not, and during his streams it looks like the viewer count has archives of it getting as high as 6k. Maybe he's assuming that the viewer count in that section is peak viewers when in reality it's just a live feed that doesn't update when the user isn't live?
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I have trouble considering this as evidence without looking at the algorithm to tweak views itself. Could be something as simple as using Array.map to multiply one's views by a factor as they gain views.
 
So pertaining to Fuentes’ lore, we know the following:
-Nick thinks that heterosexual sex is gay.
-Nick thinks that homosexual sex is gay.
-Nick thinks PDA with a woman is gay.
-Nick thinks all sexual acts are “pretty gay.”
-Nick thinks that being an asexual incel is “more heterosexual” than having sex with women. In fact, he thinks that it is “the most heterosexual” someone could possibly be.

However, he was also looking for cum stains in his basement where Jaden stayed with a black-light…

Nick… you’re just gay. Your little cult revolves entirely around your own faggotry. Mystery solved.
 
Expendable Zaku said:
So pertaining to Fuentes’ lore, we know the following:
-Nick thinks that heterosexual sex is gay.
-Nick thinks that homosexual sex is gay.
-Nick thinks PDA with a woman is gay.
-Nick thinks all sexual acts are “pretty gay.”
-Nick thinks that being an asexual incel is “more heterosexual” than having sex with women. In fact, he thinks that it is “the most heterosexual” someone could possibly be.

However, he was also looking for cum stains in his basement where Jaden stayed with a black-light…

Nick… you’re just gay. Your little cult revolves entirely around your own faggotry. Mystery solved.
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He pretty much got confirmed for a wang weasel the moment he dressed down Daisy.
 
This isn't even a "World War" at this rate- I swear to Yakub it's like every single day Ralph gives us casus belli to create a whole new "Ethan Ralph V.S. X" thread. This is more like the "War of the Triple Alliance"- where some random tinpot dictator of Latin-American shithole Paraguay decided it was a smart idea to declare war on every single other country around him- all of which dwarfed his country and ended up killing 90% of the male population of Paraguay in the process.
 
♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️ said:
This isn't even a "World War" at this rate- I swear to Yakub it's like every single day Ralph gives us casus belli to create a whole new "Ethan Ralph V.S. X" thread. This is more like the "War of the Triple Alliance"- where some random tinpot dictator of Latin-American shithole Paraguay decided it was a smart idea to declare war on every single other country around him- all of which dwarfed his country and ended up killing 90% of the male population of Paraguay in the process.
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It’s the Persian Gunt War, and Ralph is Iraq.
 
♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️ said:
This isn't even a "World War" at this rate- I swear to Yakub it's like every single day Ralph gives us casus belli to create a whole new "Ethan Ralph V.S. X" thread. This is more like the "War of the Triple Alliance"- where some random tinpot dictator of Latin-American shithole Paraguay decided it was a smart idea to declare war on every single other country around him- all of which dwarfed his country and ended up killing 90% of the male population of Paraguay in the process.
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So what you're saying is, Ralph is Kim Jong-Gunt?
 
heathercho said:
So what you're saying is, Ralph is Kim Jong-Gunt?
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Kim-Jong Un is smart enough to just saber-rattle and never actually engage in hostile military action- perfectly content to life a life of margaritas and basketball in his Crystal Palace. Ethan Ralph's war strategy is more like some alternate universe where Britain declared war on Both Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union after the 1939 invasion of Poland- thus forcing the Soviets into the Axis.
 
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