💤 Inactive Ethan Oliver Ralph’s Ongoing Feuds - A list of the Gunt’s ongoing feuds, criminal activities, and stupidity

[MarkofdaBOOG]

I think Mr.Girl is signing up for the Ralph Brigade. That dude gives me the heeby geebies....

 

[There Is Light At The End]

That dude gives me the heeby geebies

Hebrew geebies ftfy

 

[not william stenchever]

the Boxer Rebellion of 1900- where all of the different European Nations (plus the US and Japan) set aside their differences to beat the everloving shit out of the Chinese

The world would be a better place if we fucking did it again.

 

[SargonF00t]

You gotta be more clever than just putting "gunt" everywhere. World War Gunt makes no sense.

Made me think of World War Hulk.

 

[RX-78]

Made me think of World War Hulk.

Less tard rage and more pants soiling .

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I was there at the first Battle of Gunte Casino.

It's not been the same since we lost Godwinson, I can't believe the Gunt Guard held after everything we threw at them...

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

I was there at the first Battle of Gunte Casino.

It's not been the same since we lost Godwinson, I can't believe the Gunt Guard held after everything we threw at them...

The battle was pitched and the alawgs were losing. From on high Godwinson flung himself into the fray, dabbing on Guntguard and Ethan alike and absolutely blowing them the fuck out, but alas he was overwhelmed and the pigman's vile desecration of Godwinson's broken body with its hoof is the greatest atrocity in alawg history. "Ah looove tha smell of stank thumb in tha morning" echoes in my mind. Indeed it was a dark day, a tragedy, a foul triumph of petulant hollering over wisdom and eloquence and I do miss him so, but saddle up Farmers, Europe needs to be saved again, and we've a hog to hunt.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

The world would be a better place if we fucking did it again.

Except this time we call it the Wrestler Rebellion.

 

[Freeman]

Add Portugal to the Anti-Gunt forces, a real turning point in the war.

 

[Pres. Benjamin Franklin]

the most important one has just begun

 

[Mossad Facade]

OP needs to be updated. Major developments in Operation: Metokur has shifted the tides of the war.

 

[Christorian X]

With the Gunt returning to the US, would this be where we should continue archiving the Harvest and ongoing trials of Ralph's battle with everyone on the internet?

 

[Stoneheart]

this will be as confusing as the iraq-iran war...

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

With the sheer number of people who are openly hostile to the Gunt, and with how quickly all his fair-weather friends are dropping him, this is less like a world war and more like the Gulf War.

 

[Christorian X]

So far we have:

Allies:

Gator
Warksi
PPP
Flamenco
Rekieta
Metokur
Pipkin Pippa and her activated weebs (lol)
various Ralph paypigs
the Kiwis
the Vickers
the IRS (potentially)


Suspiciously Neutral

Dick Masterson


Gunt's Axis

Ethan Ralph
Meigh (or at least her social media accounts held by Ralph)
Fuentes (as of his sperging at Kino Casino)
Mersh

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

There's always room for a...bard. A trolli bard if you will.

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Honestly, no offense to Deadman but I really don't care about this particular drama. Main reason I don't care is I don't see Deadman doing anything but streaming about it. The Vickers for all their faults at least went to legal war with Ralph and even poke at him on the internet. Deadman is sadly the first, well most likely first, victim of ralphs new life ruination tactic.

I'm just gonna wait until Ralph fucks with the wrong person.

 

[Sektor 37]

Gunted.

But holy shit are you pathetic if fucking Ethan Ralph can talk to your boss and get you fired!! More likely, he was already on the edge and they were just looking for a reason. "Sorry, we've had complaints. Nothing we can do..."

 

[Flaycreak]

Gunt going after someone else's life instead of getting his own in order is peak Gunt.

 

[Arealsomalipirate]

Wew.

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So much edge, I'm gonna bleeeeed.