💤 Inactive Ethan Oliver Ralph’s Ongoing Feuds - A list of the Gunt’s ongoing feuds, criminal activities, and stupidity

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To think that Ralph spent hours begging May via text to go buy cheap champagne from the liquor store over this.

And then CRP rose like retarded chilean jesus on the 7th day just to embarrass Ralph. :story:
 
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Uohhhhhhhhh! !! !!
 
Are we going to see a Scott Pilgrim vs. The World gunt parody soon?

Also, at this rate it's only a matter of time before some small country, maybe Portugal, declares war on Ralph because of his aggression and his gunt expanding enough to warrant its own deed.
 
I'm glad CRP is alive and okay mainly for the fact that it is causing Ralph to cope, seethe and holler. When I saw Ralph dancing on CRP suppose grave I was like "dear God, please let Coach be alive so he can dunk on Ralph and Ralph will look like an even bigger ass." Thank you God for answering my prayers.
 
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AltisticRight said:
I thought about writing an "Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Lauren Southern" thread but decided against it.
I have changed my mind. Ethan Ralph's thirst of the two needs to be documented.
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If Ralph keeps going at this rate the first couple of pages of this board are all gonna be variations of Ethan Ralph vs,
it's like he's serious about winning that Most Sore Ass on the Internet trophy.
I guess it'd be nice for him to have one he didn't have to buy himself...
 
My god, the VS threads just keep coming. Ragepig is really trying to declare war on the entire world before his heart finally gives in.
 
It seems the consensus of the Cardinals of the Catholic Church is that God brought back Coach because he just fucking hates to see Ralph happy.
 
It is very telling that there's a thread documenting Ethan raging at every single person who he even thinks has said something negative about him, and yet there's no "Ethan Ralph vs. the 4 guys that robbed him and beat his ass"

Because that was not on the internet, which is the only thing that matters to him, he doesn't get too upset by having actual crimes commit against him.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
It is very telling that there's a thread documenting Ethan raging at every single person who he even thinks has said something negative about him, and yet there's no "Ethan Ralph vs. the 4 guys that robbed him and beat his ass"

Because that was not on the internet, which is the only thing that matters to him, he doesn't get too upset by having actual crimes commit against him.
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Also because he’s absolutely terrified of those Portuguese women now. Solid proof that kicking his ass makes him stfu.
 
Fslur said:
Ralph said he was having a “full body orgasm” as he celebrated “the first death of my personal enemies.” Talk about taking things seriously. CRP being alive is feature worthy imo Gunt btfo and coping!
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I don’t understand how CRP potentially dying becomes a feature but confirmation he’s alive doesn’t..?
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Because that was not on the internet, which is the only thing that matters to him, he doesn't get too upset by having actual crimes commit against him.
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Well, he doesn't get too upset also when he commits crimes against others. Well, if there isn't any video evidence of it of course.
 
… how can one man be this unlikable? No, really, I was reading CRP’s thread during the period where almost everyone was sure he was dead (not because of Ralph or the tranny journo’s tho), and was shaking my head at just how obviously CRP had this coming.

And yet, somehow, Ralph makes me actually support CRP, though admittedly not by much, hoping the man at least keeps his wits about him and his head down.

Somehow, I’m not even mad at Ralph or anything, just bewildered.
 
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