"Everyone is attacking me unfairly! It's a smear campaign! It isn't fair! I didn't do anything to deserve being attacked and smeared like this!"
Fucksake, Rape-It Ralph is starting to act and sound just like Amber Heard. Nothing is ever his fault, he's an innocent who did nothing wrong, and everyone is just attacking him and making up lies in some smear campaign to ruin his life. And just like with Amber Heard, the only people who believe the shit he's shoveling are either paid-off shills, or absolute retards who wouldn't recognize the truth if it got them pass-out drunk, raped them, then woke them up by shaking a bottle of Xanax in front of their face.
Also: Ralph eats da poo poo.