Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph's Powerchat Donations - ITZ CALLED A CONTRIBUTION RAND!!!1!

[DiggieSmalls]

Christ, nobody gives a fuck what other forum members make, quit posting that shit unprompted. This thread is to talk about the Powerchat leaks, not about how you totally make more than Ralph or you make less than Ralph but totally have a better life than he does. Jesus Christ.

That being said, let's do some back of the napkin calculations:

$186,079.28 in non-test donos, which is all legally taxable income.

$148,863.42 after Powerchat's 20% take

$126,087.32 after payroll taxes. Since he is self employed, he is required to pay the entire 15.3% payroll tax instead of the 7.65% employee rate.

Assuming he files (lol) married filing jointly with 1 child tax credit, and takes the standard deduction (I have no idea what his itemized deductions would be, and I doubt he bothers anyway) his total federal tax burden alone is $24,473. I seriously doubt he contributes to an IRA so I don't see him receiving a retirement savings credit. He obviously doesn't give a shit about health so he's not going to get an HSA tax credit either.

Total estimated income after Powerchat's take, payroll taxes, and federal income tax: $101,614.32.

Now, I have no insight into his local tax situation, but just for shits let's look at it if he still lived in Virginia: that's another $9,764, again, assuming married filing jointly claiming Rozy.

Which brings the total estimated take home income to $91,850.32.

Note: I am claiming absolutely nothing with these numbers. This should be taken as a simple thought experiment and very rough estimate. This also doesn't account for income from any other sources, deductions, or any take Cozy receives. The actual number could be much higher or lower than this. (This also assume he pays taxes at all. Lol. Lmao even.)

I make $10 million a year

 

[A Cardboard Box]

I make $10 million a year

I make three donuts and a handjob a week, and I still manage to afford to live in a modest home with my dead dog and mail order wife that beats me.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Buddy you have been putting way too much info about your life on here, especially because it sounds like it sucks.

Well that’s the point, in a round about way. Ralph hit the retard lottery and somehow everything he has sucks worse.

 

[break these cuffs]

I make $10 million a year

Give Ralph $10M and he'd be broke within a year. He'd be worse off than every actor, athlete, and musician you've seen a where are they now exposé on. He has zero impulse control.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Christ, nobody gives a fuck what other forum members make, quit posting that shit unprompted. This thread is to talk about the Powerchat leaks, not about how you totally make more than Ralph or you make less than Ralph but totally have a better life than he does. Jesus Christ.

That being said, let's do some back of the napkin calculations:

$186,079.28 in non-test donos, which is all legally taxable income.

$148,863.42 after Powerchat's 20% take

$126,087.32 after payroll taxes. Since he is self employed, he is required to pay the entire 15.3% payroll tax instead of the 7.65% employee rate.

Assuming he files (lol) married filing jointly with 1 child tax credit, and takes the standard deduction (I have no idea what his itemized deductions would be, and I doubt he bothers anyway) his total federal tax burden alone is $24,473. I seriously doubt he contributes to an IRA so I don't see him receiving a retirement savings credit. He obviously doesn't give a shit about health so he's not going to get an HSA tax credit either.

Total estimated income after Powerchat's take, payroll taxes, and federal income tax: $101,614.32.

Now, I have no insight into his local tax situation, but just for shits let's look at it if he still lived in Virginia: that's another $9,764, again, assuming married filing jointly claiming Rozy.

Which brings the total estimated take home income to $91,850.32.

Note: I am claiming absolutely nothing with these numbers. This should be taken as a simple thought experiment and very rough estimate. This also doesn't account for income from any other sources, deductions, or any take Cozy receives. The actual number could be much higher or lower than this. (This also assume he pays taxes at all. Lol. Lmao even.)

Doesn't really matter how much he makes if it's gone the second it gets in his bank account being spent on frivolous shit.

DSP also makes about $100k a year, which is known both through estimates and when his bank details leaked. He still lives above his means, is paying off back taxes, eats out constantly, spends like $100 a week at Total Wine, and spends like $30K a year on WWE champions pulls. So at the end of the day, he's got nothing in his bank account.

With Ralph, obviously he's got his gambling addiction, makers mark bills, etc. All he has to show for $100k a year is living in a crack shack in fuckin Mexico.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Doesn't really matter how much he makes if it's gone the second it gets in his bank account being spent on frivolous shit.

DSP also makes about $100k a year, which is known both through estimates and when his bank details leaked. He still lives above his means, is paying off back taxes, eats out constantly, spends like $100 a week at Total Wine, and spends like $30K a year on WWE champions pulls. So at the end of the day, he's got nothing in his bank account.

With Ralph, obviously he's got his gambling addiction, makers mark bills, etc. All he has to show for $100k a year is living in a crack shack in fuckin Mexico.

Yeah I'm not saying anything about his living conditions, just trying to estimate exactly how much of that dono money actually makes it into his hands.

My biggest question after doing the estimate, however, has to be "where did the money go?"

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Yeah I'm not saying anything about his living conditions, just trying to estimate exactly how much of that dono money actually makes it into his hands.

My biggest question after doing the estimate, however, has to be "where did the money go?"

To hookers, triple XL Ralph Lauren from the specialty big-but-not-tall online stores, up his nose, and definitely not to Steam or any other Hogwarts Legacy retailer

 

[AncientPhosphur]

To hookers, triple XL Ralph Lauren from the specialty big-but-not-tall online stores, up his nose, and definitely not to Steam or any other Hogwarts Legacy retailer

Why does he buy so many at one time? Ralph must just toss clothes after they get dirty enough instead of washing them. Gunt grease must be hell to get out of once it's set in.

 

[JewBacca]

Why does he buy so many at one time? Ralph must just toss clothes after they get dirty enough instead of washing them. Gunt grease must be hell to get out of once it's set in.

It's because at the rate he is putting on weight, he is out growing them every 3-4 months

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Reminder that it's only Powerchat that's been leaked, and Ralph still uses donationalerts.com for TTS as well.
That's why Flash Gordon is barely present in the leaks despite being one of Ralph's top paypigs.
Ralph is still making a lot more than the totals listed here (before tax).

And then there’s merch, ticket sales for special events (Kangpin, Ralphamania), possibly other streams of income too. Ralph should be living like a baller.

But that just makes it all the more fishy. Really, we’re only seeing one piece of the balance sheet here. If we saw the whole picture of Ralph’s finances, it would probably explain everything.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

And then there’s merch, ticket sales for special events (Kangpin, Ralphamania), possibly other streams of income too. Ralph should be living like a baller.

He would be, if he didn't have

Spoiler

Vickers

 

[Silhouette]

He would be, if he didn't have

That and his ridiculous spending habits. He has worse financial management than a musician.

 

[Chiri]

Christ, nobody gives a fuck what other forum members make, quit posting that shit unprompted. This thread is to talk about the Powerchat leaks, not about how you totally make more than Ralph or you make less than Ralph but totally have a better life than he does. Jesus Christ.

That being said, let's do some back of the napkin calculations:

$186,079.28 in non-test donos, which is all legally taxable income.

$148,863.42 after Powerchat's 20% take

$126,087.32 after payroll taxes. Since he is self employed, he is required to pay the entire 15.3% payroll tax instead of the 7.65% employee rate.

Assuming he files (lol) married filing jointly with 1 child tax credit, and takes the standard deduction (I have no idea what his itemized deductions would be, and I doubt he bothers anyway) his total federal tax burden alone is $24,473. I seriously doubt he contributes to an IRA so I don't see him receiving a retirement savings credit. He obviously doesn't give a shit about health so he's not going to get an HSA tax credit either.

Total estimated income after Powerchat's take, payroll taxes, and federal income tax: $101,614.32.

Now, I have no insight into his local tax situation, but just for shits let's look at it if he still lived in Virginia: that's another $9,764, again, assuming married filing jointly claiming Rozy.

Which brings the total estimated take home income to $91,850.32.

Note: I am claiming absolutely nothing with these numbers. This should be taken as a simple thought experiment and very rough estimate. This also doesn't account for income from any other sources, deductions, or any take Cozy receives. The actual number could be much higher or lower than this. (This also assume he pays taxes at all. Lol. Lmao even.)

How he can feasibly earn $91k over the course of a year and a half and still be broke while living in a Mexican shack is right up there with the nature of the Gunt and all his other bodily problems in terms of being thunk-provoking. How the fuck.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Give Ralph $10M and he'd be broke within a year. He'd be worse off than every actor, athlete, and musician you've seen a where are they now exposé on. He has zero impulse control.

Broke? He'd be for sure dead in a month.

 

[break these cuffs]

How he can feasibly earn $91k over the course of a year and a half and still be broke while living in a Mexican shack is right up there with the nature of the Gunt and all his other bodily problems in terms of being thunk-provoking. How the fuck.

Just count his vices, add in poor impulse control, and top it off with credit that's in the gutter. Don't forget that Harry was footing Rozy's and god knows how much of Meigh's part of the bill until recently. I wouldn't be surprised if he was paying at least part of her rent while she was pregnant. Spending money is really easy if you're a low IQ addict who thinks fat checks are never going to stop rolling in. Ralph has literally never worked in his life. He leeched off his mother and then grifted on the internet. Fleeing across the Rio Grande was probably the first thing he thought about more than a month ahead of time in his entire life. I doubt Gunt thinks more than a few days ahead at a time.

 

[Derpy]

Christ, nobody gives a fuck what other forum members make, quit posting that shit unprompted. This thread is to talk about the Powerchat leaks, not about how you totally make more than Ralph or you make less than Ralph but totally have a better life than he does. Jesus Christ.

That being said, let's do some back of the napkin calculations:

$186,079.28 in non-test donos, which is all legally taxable income.

$148,863.42 after Powerchat's 20% take

$126,087.32 after payroll taxes. Since he is self employed, he is required to pay the entire 15.3% payroll tax instead of the 7.65% employee rate.

Assuming he files (lol) married filing jointly with 1 child tax credit, and takes the standard deduction (I have no idea what his itemized deductions would be, and I doubt he bothers anyway) his total federal tax burden alone is $24,473. I seriously doubt he contributes to an IRA so I don't see him receiving a retirement savings credit. He obviously doesn't give a shit about health so he's not going to get an HSA tax credit either.

Total estimated income after Powerchat's take, payroll taxes, and federal income tax: $101,614.32.

Now, I have no insight into his local tax situation, but just for shits let's look at it if he still lived in Virginia: that's another $9,764, again, assuming married filing jointly claiming Rozy.

Which brings the total estimated take home income to $91,850.32.

Note: I am claiming absolutely nothing with these numbers. This should be taken as a simple thought experiment and very rough estimate. This also doesn't account for income from any other sources, deductions, or any take Cozy receives. The actual number could be much higher or lower than this. (This also assume he pays taxes at all. Lol. Lmao even.)

Interesting analysis…
But, the Ralpha Male don’t pay taxes.

I believe several folks have confirmed this more or less.

 

[No Life Prince]

Yeah. Month to month he makes multiple times over what I make, but somehow he ruins it and ends up living worse.

I’ve been in the same place the entire time I’ve been married without having to run away from anything, and both of my kids mom is the same lady who I was married to before having them. When I go on vacation, it’s to see the in-laws, who I get along with, and who are thrilled to see their grandkids.

My kids are ahead developmentally, unafraid, and miss me when I’m not there. If I scroll through my camera roll, they’re always laughing or smiling.

Ralph is terminal cancer

Usually, having to say you're better than someone proves you aren't, but in Ralph's case you probably are.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Usually, having to say you're better than someone proves you aren't, but in Ralph's case you probably are.

Alogging is allowed in ralphathreads. We know he reads them

 

[Rigger Nich]

Doesn’t matter how much money powerchat logs say Ralph made, it was much less. It’s a proven fact that you can change “test” to a person’s name or anonymous or anything you want. Nobody should be measuring their worth by what a person with delusions of grandeur pretends to have. The truth is, Ralph has no tangible proof that he’s ever made more than an average fry cook at a McDonalds. No home, no paid off vehicles, no education, no credit, no family, etc. He’s not only financially but also morally and spiritually bankrupt. Doesn’t get much lower than that.

 

[AltisticRight]

Call me fucking stupid, but i don't see where there should be any form of linear dependence, but i don't see the two variables that should lineary dependent, so heteroscedasticty of what?

You're thinking purely in terms of linear regression and ANOVA, not the general definition of the word.

To put it simply, I expect the donations to cluster in the middle, a pattern of sorts. Maybe the beginning and end, some whaling. That's what I meant. If he very consistently gets a large amount at the beginning or end, that could indicate some kind of automation, or fuckery.

There's going to be patterns no matter what, I want to explore it. You can call this autism. Mathematically, we've got a massive dataset. Look up covariance, there's gonna be some kind of spurious relationship even if there shouldn't be.