Trashfire Ethan Ralph and Randbot break up over Nick Fuentes's faggot status

[What the shit]

It’s really hard to pick a side when both sides are massive faggots.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Rand and Ralph have fallen out?

The white race is OVER, friends, we're FINISHED.

Oh no, the guy who definitely wouldn't be considered a race traitor by a drunken disability check got angry with each other. HOW WILL WE RECOVER?

 

[MySonDavid]

I'll give it two months before Rand is back, snug as a bug, and swaddled in gunt flaps.

 

[Post Reply]

You try describing this shit to people who don't know what it's about.

All I gleaned from that paragraph was "it's time to laugh at Ethan Ralph again," and that's all I really needed to know.

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

Even when having a completely unrelated argument he can't help but mention @Null in some form. Sad.

 

[Desktop User2]

Southern Dingo essentially fills the same niche and is way less long winded

So, between Fuentes and the southern (brown) italian scum, Ralph is branching off to third world catholics? I knew american wiggers were long doomed but what will they do without the guidance of the paragon of the huwhite race?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Ralph is way too eager to end friendships over fucking nothing. I mean for fuck's sake, he burned bridges with Nick Reketia, a man who wouldn't yell fire if he was on fire.

 

[Glowie]

Who will replace randbot, did Ralph roll out his replacement yet?

 

[Sam Losco]

Why would I bother? This is an episode of COPS where the beaten housewife goes back to her drunk, pill-popping, gambling addict boyfriend before the cameras shut off.

I think that's why the thought never crossed my mind to make a thread for this. Rand and Ralph have broken up before and Rand has gone crawling back to the gunt. Bit more content to this one, but otherwise it's happened before and will happen again. Rand will go back to the gunt.

It’s really hard to pick a side when both sides are massive faggots.

You're not supposed to pick sides. You're just supposed to point and laugh. It's the only winning side.

 

[Null]

Even when having a completely unrelated argument he can't help but mention @Null in some form. Sad.

He's not even right about what he said. I never gave Dick an ultimatum.

Riley, as Dick's producer, told me I was not welcome anymore in their Discord. That came directly after Dick had basically set up an argument between me and Ralph (who was at the time friends with both Digibro and Riley) on his stream. Dick said he didn't indicate anything to Riley and acted very surprised by the argument when it happened, but I never could shake the feeling that he was pitting people against each other for content. On top of that, I felt he had singled me out because of his ongoing feud with forum members in his thread. I didn't want to be involved anymore which is why I didn't offer any reconciliation or ultimatum.

The only reason I even went on to talk to Dick is that he had helped me. After Asterios left, he said repeatedly he wished that Asterios had gotten on the air to at least say why, so I did. I think a lot of that conversation was driven by a discussion about lolicon but that was sort of just me telling him that his associations were a very bad idea and I was right.

 

[Canoodler]

It's in Ralph's nature to burn bridges. He can't help himself. Also Randbot is a faggot.

 

[ajax]

He's not even right about what he said. I never gave Dick an ultimatum.

Riley, as Dick's producer, told me I was not welcome anymore in their Discord. That came directly after Dick had basically set up an argument between me and Ralph (who was at the time friends with both Digibro and Riley) on his stream. Dick said he didn't indicate anything to Riley and acted very surprised by the argument when it happened, but I never could shake the feeling that he was pitting people against each other for content. On top of that, I felt he had singled me out because of his ongoing feud with forum members in his thread. I didn't want to be involved anymore which is why I didn't offer any reconciliation or ultimatum.

The only reason I even went on to talk to Dick is that he had helped me. After Asterios left, he said repeatedly he wished that Asterios had gotten on the air to at least say why, so I did.

You also were streaming it if I remember right and I got the impression Dick knew it was it coming, maybe someone had told him. So it wasn't completely unexpected.

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

This is bullshit. Randbot is a good man. HE KILLS ANGELS FOR FUN!!!1!!

 

[KingHarkinian]

It's funny when ralph tries to deepen his voice to sound like a tough ol southern boy only to sound like he is drowning in phlegm.

 

[byuu]

The year is 2050, the Earth is in the iron grip of the immortal Emperor Biden.
Hidden from the globohomo forces on a god forsaken desert called Australia, a young Xander Vickers asks old Uncle Rand about his estranged father:

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Who will replace randbot, did Ralph roll out his replacement yet?

His replacement is Southern Dingo

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

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I really don't know why this was featured when it requires a wall of text to make it approachable for people who don't follow Ralph. View attachment 2765332

Nobody outside of this forum knows or will every care about who Rand is again, and Ralph's show is intolerably boring to everyone who frequents the board when he isn't yelling their usernames. This is just retarded. Like why did it have to be put on the front page lol.

I dunno, I think it was probably featured because it's MEGA FUCKIN' FUNNY.

 

[SargonF00t]

It's funny when ralph tries to deepen his voice to sound like a tough ol southern boy only to sound like he is drowning in phlegm.

It's semen, not phlegm.

 

[The Sh]

Its funny because one of the last killstream's I heard recently was Rand sperging with bibble about turkey being inedible and it was just about the most entertaining killstream bit I've heard in months that wasn't Ralph shitting himself(literally or metaphorically)

 

[Mr. Manchester]

This one is my favorite. He goes from describing what he does on a daily basis to crying and blocking to a classic Ralphamale wish of death. Really sums up the experience of being friends with Ralph in one perfect shitpost.