Ethan Ralph challenges Null to a literal dick measuring contest

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Josh needs to be standing next to him and they measure dick on air. Gator or Pantsu as a fluffer?

Apologies if this has been posted before.

 

[Space Lazer Shark]

Ralph believes he can pull a david vs goliath, truly the mentality of a real RALPHAMALE.
Just wonder how he'll skew the odds in his favor, maybe he'll pull a bait and switch and try to focus the camera on pantsu's dick instead.

 

[OTView]

I can't believe Ethan Oliver Ralph is such a flaming homo.

...Oh wait, yes I can.

 

[Fornicario]

Seriously Ralph, just go to a tourist bathroom and you can find all the dick you can possibly suck. We don't need proof.

 

[A-Stump]

The loser gets an ear of corn in the butt

It's not gay though

 

[namai337]

When you think ralph can't get any lower..... he still surprises me how low he can get and keep digging lower

 

[Mango Cobra]

Once again, Ralph is obsessing over another man's cock like the fag those email leaks exposed him to be.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This is stupid.

 

[Captain Chromosome]

Ralph is a fraud. He's obviously going to use Meigh's dick for the contest.

 

[Justtocheck]

Do it Josh, It's an easy W

Spoiler: MEMPHIS MICRO

Though I don't believe Ralph has the 10,000 bucks to pay you.

 

[Elmo]

Very gay, also he doesn't have $10,000. Prove me wrong, fatass.

 

[TV's Adam West]

The rumor comes out, does Ethan Ralph is gay?

 

[Burd Turglar]

Do it Josh, It's an easy W

Spoiler: MEMPHIS MICRO

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Though I don't believe Ralph has the 10,000 bucks to pay you.

Why do so many people here have Ralphs sad dick saved to their computers?

 

[Look--an Alien!]

The only reason he issued the challenge is because he knows Null wont stoop to his moron-level. Everyone on who cares to view his junk has seen it, and his constant whining about it proves that he is both aggravated that his sex tape backfired, and that he is eaten up by shortman's disease and insecurity.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Does Mexico run on the metric system?

 

[Reversal]

Saw thread title and I thought he was going to say ask to swap dick picks or something to that effect. Nope. He literally wants to stand right next to Josh so they can measure dicks. I'm starting to buy into the Ralph is closet gay theory.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

If you are challenging another man to an actual dick measuring contest you have already lost.

 

[Got Milk!]

If Ralph uses the Adam Carolla method he might win.
You take a string and start from the center of the anus, wrap it around the balls twice and measure to just past the tip.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Why do so many people here have Ralphs sad dick saved to their computers?

CUZ EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THE BIGGEST IN THE SEKTOR
but its also super gay

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Why do so many people here have Ralphs sad dick saved to their computers?

Because they knew Ralph would spaz out about it eventually.