Ethan Ralph challenges Null to a literal dick measuring contest

[Meiwaku]

This is one way to make a debate interesting.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Null needs to take the initiative and post first.

 

[Meiwaku]

Tbh we could get Nick Fuentes in on it and settle another score while we're at it.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

THE BALL'S IN YOUR COURT, JOHM POTTER!!!!!!

Spoiler: Memphis Beauty Filter NSFL

 

[JesusBuiltMyHotrod]

If Null has over 4 inches, he wins. Easily.

 

[Sammich]

THE BALL'S IN YOUR COURT, JOHM POTTER!!!!!!

Spoiler: NSFW

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I had a pretty good idea what that was, and a clicked the spoiler anyways. I thought it would be a jokey post. I could have lived my entire fuckign life and not had to see that, but I can only blame myself.

Damn.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

THE BALL'S IN YOUR COURT, JOHM POTTER!!!!!!

Spoiler: NSFW

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He had to hoist his gunt up with a fork lift to take that photo.

 

[Commandant Swordfish]

He had to hoist his gunt up with a fork lift to take that photo.

Speaking as a forklift operator - the amount you can lift significantly decreases the further along the forks the load is situated, as it presents a tipping risk - which with a load that heavy it surely would. The machine you're thinking of is a telehandler.

I have also seen many lolcow penises in my time, this is first one I've seen that actually made me feel a little sick, and I'm including Cyraxx's dick in that list too.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Greeeasy. Did this hog lube himself up with chicken grease?

I’ll pay him $1000 to put that thing away.

 

[UnKillFill]

I had a pretty good idea what that was, and a clicked the spoiler anyways. I thought it would be a jokey post. I could have lived my entire fuckign life and not had to see that, but I can only blame myself.

Damn.

I have also seen many lolcow penises in my time, this is first one I've seen that actually made me feel a little sick, and I'm including Cyraxx's dick in that list too.

I was *this* close to clicking and ultimately thought better of it. Looks like I made the right choice.

 

[SargonF00t]

I was *this* close to clicking and ultimately thought better of it. Looks like I made the right choice.

Can you ever really know?

 

[UnKillFill]

Can you ever really know?

I'm pretty confident in saying that if I don't, then I'm happier not knowing.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

I was *this* close to clicking and ultimately thought better of it. Looks like I made the right choice.

I had a damn good idea what it was, I threw caution to the wind and clicked away with reckless abandon.

Learn from my mistake.

 

[Long Time Caller]

I had a damn good idea what it was, I threw caution to the wind and clicked away with reckless abandon.

Learn from my mistake.

I only use this forum like a picture storybook. I view all the photos and click every spoiler without reading anything. Sometimes I am happy with my decisions, sometimes I regret them.

 

[Lurkin_Probably_Wont_Post]

To anyone who doesn't want to click the spoiler, just imagine the dumb xenomorph from Alien Resurrection with a skinny slimy penis.

 

[Elmo]

To anyone who doesn't want to click the spoiler, just imagine the dumb xenomorph from Alien Resurrection with a skinny slimy penis.
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Cloverfield works just as well.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph asked all of his paypigs for pics of their dick to pass off as his own and that's the best one he could get.

 

[buttmunch]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS BOY?!

 

[Sithis]

Does this mean we will all be forced to see null's penis?