Ethan Ralph challenges Null to a literal dick measuring contest

[StacticShock]

A self-proclaimed savior of the white race and western civilization, reduced to wanting to porksword-fight with a chubby pepper farmer.
I'd say "Oh how the mighty have fallen" but the only thing of any might here is his closeted homosexuality.

why are you forgetting his mighty gunt?

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

why are you forgetting his mighty gunt?

The only thing close to "mighty" about it is how he manages to carry that fucking thing around.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

The Ralphamale doubles down on obsessing over Josh's jimmies after getting called out for being a literal faggot, instead of backing off like a beta ass hetero. Demanding pics would have been bad enough, but no, this wigger is salivating live on air over the idea of the two of them standing side by side with their hardons out.

 

[BetterFuckChuck]

yummy

 

[Cyborg Braphog]

He'd probably win, yeah.

 

[batterybee]

id bet a few big ones on daddy josh :3

 

[Product Placement]

Ethan Ralph taking one out of King of Pol's pages

 

[Olórin of Hype]

Why does he do this?
Why?

 

[AIM Henchman]

"I'm not gay! Also, Josh, show me your dick."

this must be some sort of 5-D underwater chess move that only true Ralphamales understand

Remember, according to Ethan's own hot mic, "ralphamale" equals "faggot".

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I guess the Ralpha bedroom really is dead when Ralph is tired of measuring against Meighs dick to get his humiliation kink on.

The only hole tight enough for the Memphis micro is her urethra, and every time he tries he gets parried and riposted by the horseclit

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[Telemeter]

Why does he do this?
Why?

Because he is gay. Not sarcastically, literally. Ralph is a closeted homosexual who lived with his gay lover for 4 years, and May is a beard wife.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Because he is gay. Not sarcastically, literally. Ralph is a closeted homosexual who lived with his gay lover for 4 years, and May is a beard wife.

Not just a beard. She was selected for her mannish looks to enable guntling production

 

[CuzinEd]

I think letting these people die in obscurity would be a more harsher punishment than this.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I did some research and watched a lot of BBW porn. Not any massive dick stuff so these male performers probably had 8-9" penises and these women were of much larger size than Faith, seeing as they are specifically bred and trained to be massive. Their penises still looked much bigger than Ralph's. So I decree that a lie.

 

[PHILLIP BANKS]

ethan ralph vs null debate on matt jarbo
wanna see him decimated by the boulder king

 

[Delamain]

This nigga is gay

 

[PHILLIP BANKS]

ethan ralph vs null debate on matt jarbo
wanna see him decimated by the boulder king

 

[There Is Light At The End]

ethan ralph vs null debate on matt jarbo
wanna see him decimated by the boulder king

On corn joke anniversary?

 

[oramge cat]

Saw thread title and I thought he was going to say ask to swap dick picks or something to that effect. Nope. He literally wants to stand right next to Josh so they can measure dicks. I'm starting to buy into the Ralph is closet gay theory.

This would be a double whammy because we know how tall Josh is and if they were standing directly next to each other we could get irrefutable video evidence that Ralph is 5'1" AND that he has a tiny penis in one video.

 

[Paladin Derich]

>fluffer
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