Ethan Ralph Gunt Report - From /Baph/ to ED to /cow/ and kiwi the internet's toy

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This is a solid timeline, though I can see many missing parts. Not criticism, the extensive autism of this pig transcends space and time.

- When did he start the Killstream? He met his wife Nora there, she used to be a cohost
- His Baked Alaska snipe gave him loads of overnight clout

A quick gloss, there's lot of other gaps. I think the Warski IRL trashfire involving Ethan where abuse took place is missing.

Either way, a solid timeline.
 
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Aum said:
Just before corngate there was a stream where Zoom was bullying people in Flamenco's discord for lolicon or something and Flamenco asked, in his autistic point-blank way, "If I stop associating with Ethan Ralph will you stop bullying me?" Zoom said yes, and Flamenco agreed right then and there. This activates my almonds. I've always wondered, did Ralph turn on Null to trollshield himself? Did Zoom, Plategang, or some other dickhead convince Ralph that if he took down Josh he'd finally stop being made fun of for trash burgers? The response to Corn always seemed exaggerated and inorganic to me, even from a thin skinned baby like Ethan Ralph.
Am I being autistic or is there something there?

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It's a fun theory, but I think it's much simpler than that. He's been seething about his thread on KF for a long time, but did his best to stay cool about it because Josh and Dax were cool. As soon as Dax got into his feud with KF, Ralph saw his opportunity to start attacking the forum. At first it was just criticism towards Josh for "not moderating the forums well enough," but then the corn joke happened and he went nuclear. We've all seen how obsessed he is with reading his own thread (now subforum). I guarantee you he was seething over his thread even when Josh was a semi regular guest on his show. No Zoom ops were necessary, because this was a long time coming.
 
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HarblMcDavid said:
I could be mis-remembering but I'm 99% sure Vordrak is the one actually responsible for getting stream.me shuttered. His poison pen shit scared some higher ups since he was assblasted enough about Null to imply threats to a higher up's kids in emails to them, though Zoom would try to take credit because he's Zoom and knew that Vordy wouldn't publicly take credit for the emails. Zoom also had beef with Ralph as well as Null at this time so this muddied the waters significantly.

Ralph brought many trolls to stream.me and the impact of that did change the culture there, but Vordy was not one of them if I'm remembering my lore right.
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I'm not sure we had any strong evidence for that, but it's a lot more likely Vordy did it and I'm more inclined to give him credit for supervillain antics than that dumb fuck Zoom. Vordy would be fine letting someone else take credit too.
 
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AnOminous said:
I'm not sure we had any strong evidence for that, but it's a lot more likely Vordy did it and I'm more inclined to give him credit for supervillain antics than that dumb fuck Zoom. Vordy would be fine letting someone else take credit too.
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Vordrak will probably die within the next year. The mental disease is accelerating his demise.
 
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Sam Losco said:
Oh yeah, he's got a Periscope too: https://www.periscope.tv/TheRalphRetort
Doesn't use it much.
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thank you.

Paddy O' Furniture said:
You could use some headings and bullet points in there to help organize things a little. Using tables might help too.

Thanks to everyone contributing. I wish I had something to offer besides commenting on easy readability.
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ok, it'll be refined.
what's your favourite ralph arc?


Captain Hank Murph said:
Does this guy have is own Wiki yet? Guntipedia? I know he has an Encyclopedia Dramatica page but his actions cause him to have his own huge Wiki.
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that'd be a great name for the guntlogs site.

Aum said:
Just before corngate there was a stream where Zoom was bullying people in Flamenco's discord for lolicon or something and Flamenco asked, in his autistic point-blank way, "If I stop associating with Ethan Ralph will you stop bullying me?" Zoom said yes, and Flamenco agreed right then and there. This activates my almonds. I've always wondered, did Ralph turn on Null to trollshield himself? Did Zoom, Plategang, or some other dickhead convince Ralph that if he took down Josh he'd finally stop being made fun of for trash burgers? The response to Corn always seemed exaggerated and inorganic to me, even from a thin skinned baby like Ethan Ralph.
Am I being autistic or is there something there?

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:autism: and ego, the 'ops' these people run self implode.
AltisticRight said:
This is a solid timeline, though I can see many missing parts. Not criticism, the extensive autism of this pig transcends space and time.

- When did he start the Killstream? He met his wife Nora there, she used to be a cohost
- His Baked Alaska snipe gave him loads of overnight clout

A quick gloss, there's lot of other gaps. I think the Warski IRL trashfire involving Ethan where abuse took place is missing.

Either way, a solid timeline.
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im still digging and adding but yeah.

any highlights or notable arcs i missed will be added, im even going through his post history here since at some point id like to figure out what sock account he's using (or sharing with gator?).

AnOminous said:
I'm not sure we had any strong evidence for that, but it's a lot more likely Vordy did it and I'm more inclined to give him credit for supervillain antics than that dumb fuck Zoom. Vordy would be fine letting someone else take credit too.
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every time.

ElAbominacion said:
Vordrak will probably die within the next year. The mental disease is accelerating his demise.
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one can only hope.
 
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I was against this Gunt subforum and the diversification of discussion, until I realized it's far more for difficult for Ronnie Ralph's rectal recipient, das Gunt, to reeeesearch everything said about him, like a true sociopath.

This is the proverbial briar patch now. And with Gunt's predilection for proverbial tar babies...
 
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FM Bradley said:
I was against this Gunt subforum and the diversification of discussion, until I realized it's far more for difficult for Ronnie Ralph's rectal recipient, das Gunt, to reeeesearch everything said about him, like a true sociopath.

This is the proverbial briar patch now. And with Gunt's predilection for proverbial tar babies...
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same, i wasn't sure there was enough content and side characters.
until i started going through the archives and looking at the cast of characters.

what month was this?



found these in the archives.
18/19 (Thu) 11:14:08 ID: 3ac9a8 No.959408>>959419

Pillstream


jcaesar187 was hitting the booze and xanax pretty hard. He had a series of incomprehensible streams that true jcaesar187amaIe aficionados recognize as artistic genius but some refer to as "unwatchable"

jcaesar187 attacks Flamenco


jcaesar187 gave a moving soliloquy about his love for Jim, Flamenco tries to change the topic, jcaesar187 gets mad and rages at Alligator and the Poncho

Dame and Null on the Pillstream


jcaesar187 invites Dame onto the stream after his breakup with Flamenco and Gator. Dame spends the entire time playing a soundboard and laughing. Josh joins later to try and convince jcaesar187 not to kill himself.

Godwinson reads jcaesar187

YouTube

www.youtube.com www.youtube.com

Godwinson did a series of jcaesar187 readings. This is the first.

Fuentes responds to Benjamin


possible future stream confrontation, each party has said both yes and no to appearing on the killstream. Nobody is holding their breath

Mumkey Jones' inevitable suicide


whatever you think of Jewsh it's a pretty good stream and will catch your interest even if you don't know/care about Mumkey

Kevin Logan chats with Sargon


pretty boring lukewarm takes on clickbait politics

Vaush interviews Kraut


was meant to be a fluffpiece for Kraut but ended up a total shitshow where they argue about the middle east
 
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My post here regarding the timeline of the evening Ralph got yeeted from youtube may be of interest to the timeline, it includes the last stream Zidan did before getting yeeted off youtube for letting Ralph continue on his channel after Ralph got booted:
This post also includes me arguing with someone as well which isn't useful for the timeline, so the relevant info is stripped out here:
1) Ralph receives email about getting comment for an article.
2) Ralph looks up journalist on twitter (on his own time, not on stream), mentions in a tweet that the WSJ, but not any specific reporter, is doing a story (first tweet goes out 2:46 AM - 1 Nov 2018 ).
3) Reporter locks down twitter (time as yet undetermined).
4) Ralph notices this at around 12:23 PM - 1 Nov 2018, mentions it on his twitter, showing a screenshot of her locked profile.
5) During the first stream, Ralph and Co. spend some minutes being a bit spicy about the journalist, but I didn't hear anything worse than "bitch", and does not dox her any more than she did in her twitter bio as that's all they showed. Also an NPC-ified version of her twitter profile picture with uh...smaller than usual eyes. That is it, I watched every single second of that stream. Nobody even mentioned the article to come, there was no hint of it I remember but please if I'm erring here correct me.
6) First stream taken down for hate speech.
7) They move to Zidan's stream, spend just under ~12:55 of the ~13:29 minutes talking about what exactly just happened and checking their emails for details.
8 )Minute ~12:55 Ralph pastes the URL for a story detailing the journalist's parents medicare fraud into his browser (I have checked all the articles, none of them mention Yoree).
9) Minute 13:05 he actually begins to read the article.
10) Minute 13:29 stream taken down mid sentence.
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11) Streams on twitch, has trouble not using slurs due to very drunk, does a quest in RDR2 where he has to drive a wagon full of suffragettes into town, as he does so, drunkenly screams "GAMERGATE FAILED AND ITS SARGON'S FAULT". Other highlights include him ribbing Nora for not seasoning some fries to which she says "This is why you'll die of a heart attack", when the topic of orgasms come up and Ralph asks Nora if she plans to orgasm for the stream, she says "I'm not James" while laughing, and almost says "nigger" live sometime later but catches himself. Somehow none of this results in a take down.
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That post mentions a stream on twitch which I did not upload at the time, it is contained in this later post:
 
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HarblMcDavid said:
My post here regarding the timeline of the evening Ralph got yeeted from youtube may be of interest to the timeline, it includes the last stream Zidan did before getting yeeted off youtube for letting Ralph continue on his channel after Ralph got booted:
This post also includes me arguing with someone as well which isn't useful for the timeline, so the relevant info is stripped out here:


That post mentions a stream on twitch which I did not upload at the time, it is contained in this later post:
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well done, it's relevant.
 
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im having some trouble finding the jcaeser187 tweets, iirc everyone's name on /cow/ was changed from sargon to jcaeser for a period of time.

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HarblMcDavid said:
My post here regarding the timeline of the evening Ralph got yeeted from youtube may be of interest to the timeline, it includes the last stream Zidan did before getting yeeted off youtube for letting Ralph continue on his channel after Ralph got booted:
This post also includes me arguing with someone as well which isn't useful for the timeline, so the relevant info is stripped out here:


That post mentions a stream on twitch which I did not upload at the time, it is contained in this later post:
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going through the timeline and reading the /cow/ archives is funny, you can watch the breakdown occur in real time.
(https://archive.fo/r3dcy)
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the cow fears the archivist.
 
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