Ethan Ralph Gunt Report - From /Baph/ to ED to /cow/ and kiwi the internet's toy

MeltyTW said:
i only ask because he has actually has been that pathetic if not more so mentioning nulls penis before and several cobbled half memories made me think he might actually have ordered a makers mark and made a comment about aforementioned cock to some poor server
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he stopped a waiter and asked about notorious paedo josh moon, the video is near the end of the old thread...
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William Tell Underpass said:
Imagine trying to do the 2016 trump thing of throwing out references at random times to undercut your opponents, only rather than calling someone stupid, you randomly exclaim about another mans penis.

It really does make you wonder "just how much time does he spend thinking about Josh's penis and how to slip it into his ass the conversation.
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@adezero we need some more details on Ralph's dildo. Was it a bad dragon dildo shaped like a dog dick? Was" Josh" or "Null" scrawled on the side?
 
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MeltyTW said:
i only ask because he has actually has been that pathetic if not more so mentioning nulls penis before and several cobbled half memories made me think he might actually have ordered a makers mark and made a comment about aforementioned cock to some poor server
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he actually told a guy working as a potbelly sandwich maker in phoenix about josh moon. the guy gave no fucks.

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death of chans said:
if ralph and nool stopped mentioning one anohter their audiences might enjoy it, or not...
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I for one greatly enjoy Josh's takes, but I no longer watch the Killstream so its fresh content. Ralph just remarks about another man's cock to random passers-by as if transfixed. The penis haunts him. It haunts him.

Sometimes I skip the Ethan Update, but not if the schadenfreude interests me. The stunt phallus for what shall one day take the Elon of Mars to his destiny, what does Ralph think about it? Broke dick, explodes big. Its just so sad but funny for me that Ralph cannot free himself, he cannot move on.
 
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Crystal Golem said:
I wonder what kind of schooling is required to become "the world's foremost expert on Josh Moon's penis"? Did he have to go to grad school?
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In just a few simple weeks, you too can go to recognizing that your penis isn't Josh's penis just by paying for six weeks of our advanced master class!
 
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Paddy O' Furniture said:
In just a few simple weeks, you too can go to recognizing that your penis isn't Josh's penis just by paying for six weeks of our advanced master class!
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Guys leave Ralph alone :(

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NeilBreenLover69 said:
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This shit reads like something a high school girl would post (despite this man being in his 30s).
Okay boys, place your bets. When is Ethan Ralph going to troon out?
I'm going to estimate somewhere around 2025.
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Hm, how long was Pantsu Party with Digibro before he trooned out?

Probably around the same time, or maybe less since she knows what she is doing now.

Her plan will be to go from guy to guy getting them to troon out for her amusement and each time she will perfect it.

So this tweet makes it make more sense

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GUYS I AM A FUCKING REATARD, IS HE NOT BAN EVADING ON YOUTUBE?
THAT IS YOUTUBE HE WILL BE HOSTING ON

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Nevermind he did this last year as well :(


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Ethan Ralph on Twitter

“LIVE TONIGHT THE KILLSTREAM RETURNS! I talked about this on Telegram already, but there's been a TOS strike w/Trovo. Don't harass them. Ignore. Back there on Wednesday. Not saying another word about what it was for, don't bother asking. Channel tonight: https://t.co/a3MhCvZ87Z”
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