Crossover Ethan Ralph v. TCR Ghost

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Rotollo 2 said:
Copy pasting ghost's demands for easy use btw
The Capitalist Army will back off when “The Gunt” fulfills our list of demands:

  1. Stop using censorship as a form a retribution! This is what fruity ass Leftist trash do, and “The Gunt” claims to be a “Right Winger” (even though he was once a Leftist POS like Fake Alaska, Dick Fuentes and the others).
  2. Stop doxing People! This is unacceptable in most of its forms.
  3. Humbly and publicly apologize to me for having your simps ban me from Twitter and all the shit you’ve talked about me and the Capitalist Army.
  4. Put the fucking fork down for about 5 minutes!
  5. Do a “Sweatin to the Oldies” routine on your LIVE stream.
  6. Reenact the “Squeal Like A Pig” scene from the movie Deliverance with your new homosexual sidekick in honor of Pride month.
  7. Given your past, officially announce you are down with the “Grope Gang” and sing its anthem.
  8. Have a muckbang of pork on stream and describe the flavors in detail to kosher and halal People.
  9. Find a Black person named Edward and call him “N-Word.”
  10. Publicly apologize to Metokur, Frogger, Rekieta Law, Andy Warski (not to be confused with that POS Captain Content), Winston Fujimori, Josh Moon and anyone else’s you’ve gone after because of the lack of oxygen in your brain due to your morbid obesity.
  11. Stop going to Europe you portly bourgeoisie-Socialist loving POS unless you’re going to stay there forever!
  12. Buy a Stop The Gunt Shirt and going in to a public area and scream “someone try and STOP ME!”
  13. There’s some guy named Vickers who keeps e-mailing telling me to tell you to see and pay some kind of child support for your son; deal with that.
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I have never heard of this Ghost character before but this demand list is hilarious. Ralph if you are reading this just do this if you are at least funny and at least a little ironic people probably wont go to Portugal just to beat the shit out of you for threatening people on the internet. If you literally just make it a funny satirical joke instead of a threat people would just laugh at it instead of stalking you and beating the shit out of you in a foreign country.
 
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Seems more likely that Ralph got Winston’s dox from buying merch than donos. Doesn’t powerchat go through another payment processor (stripe?). I feel like if Ralph had access to donation info we would be seeing lots of troll donators getting doxxed.
 
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franz said:
Seems more likely that Ralph got Winston’s dox from buying merch than donos. Doesn’t powerchat go through another payment processor (stripe?). I feel like if Ralph had access to donation info we would be seeing lots of troll donators getting doxxed.
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Thing is we got Ralph red handed passing on Winstons dox. And you expect to much of a smooth brained gunt having autistic lol. That or Ralph is choosy when it comes to who he doxxes. Winston supposedly leaked his number to Ghost which I imagine really triggered the gunt something fierce to go as far as he did.
 
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UCantCCPMe said:
Here we go again, Ralph taking on everyone on the internet. Big hollerin hog vs discount Alex Jones in a wheelchair. One of these days Ralph, you're gonna piss off the wrong person and them or their friends are gonna turn you into Swiss cheese. According to Google, Richmond had its highest murder rate in 15 years in 2021. Considering the state of affairs, I see no reason to not expect that upward trend to continue, unless the new Governor makes some drastic reforms.
Gunt of course, being a belligerent narcissistic ragepig makes himself a bright glowing red target for both right and left-wingers alike. It's no wonder that Ralph is taking all these trips to Vegas and Portugal, staying home is gonna get him clipped sooner or later.
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He's already gotten turned into swiss cheese twice... He doesn't have much in the way of brains to destroy

Until he's fully disabled he's just gonna keep coming for more
 
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This was posted to Ralph's telegram at June 15, 3:23 UTC.
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I’ve rewatched the 15 min felting clip 100+ times, as someone lurking 4chan well before Ghosts exponential rise in 2009, there was something side splittingly hilarious & cathartic about one of the oldest dogpile Lolcows, bending Gunt over & making his belly swing, Ghost is a national treasure, he’s a sacred cow.
God bless the oldfags protecting and preserving him, God bless Texas, God bless the Army. God speed Ghost. Stop that Gunt.
 
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I really don't know much about Ghost, but at least he's being humorous about it all. A lot of the Ralph trolling is overly autistic, meanspiritted (often understandably so), and not that funny beyond the fact that Ralph getting fucked with in any form is funny in and of itself. But Ghost's on air argument with Ralph and that list of demands gave me a few good chuckles.
 
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PeggieBigCock said:
I’ve rewatched the 15 min felting clip 100+ times, as someone lurking 4chan well before Ghosts exponential rise in 2009, there was something side splittingly hilarious & cathartic about one of the oldest dogpile Lolcows, bending Gunt over & making his belly swing, Ghost is a national treasure, he’s a sacred cow.
God bless the oldfags protecting and preserving him, God bless Texas, God bless the Army. God speed Ghost. Stop that Gunt.
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And here’s my response to this message

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FUCK YOU TEXAS

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Stop the Gunt? From what? Eating? Drinking? Smoking? Breathing? Having sex Raping unconscious women? Getting his ass kicked in foreign countries? Pouting over Jim like some heart-broken teenage girl? Ducking Child Support?
I gotta know what the mission objective and plan of attack is before I sign on Ghost. Btw, maybe you should add to your list of demands that Ethan has to be measured for height by a doctor on livestream?
 
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Rotollo 2 said:
Copy pasting ghost's demands for easy use btw
The Capitalist Army will back off when “The Gunt” fulfills our list of demands:

  1. Stop using censorship as a form a retribution! This is what fruity ass Leftist trash do, and “The Gunt” claims to be a “Right Winger” (even though he was once a Leftist POS like Fake Alaska, Dick Fuentes and the others).
  2. Stop doxing People! This is unacceptable in most of its forms.
  3. Humbly and publicly apologize to me for having your simps ban me from Twitter and all the shit you’ve talked about me and the Capitalist Army.
  4. Put the fucking fork down for about 5 minutes!
  5. Do a “Sweatin to the Oldies” routine on your LIVE stream.
  6. Reenact the “Squeal Like A Pig” scene from the movie Deliverance with your new homosexual sidekick in honor of Pride month.
  7. Given your past, officially announce you are down with the “Grope Gang” and sing its anthem.
  8. Have a muckbang of pork on stream and describe the flavors in detail to kosher and halal People.
  9. Find a Black person named Edward and call him “N-Word.”
  10. Publicly apologize to Metokur, Frogger, Rekieta Law, Andy Warski (not to be confused with that POS Captain Content), Winston Fujimori, Josh Moon and anyone else’s you’ve gone after because of the lack of oxygen in your brain due to your morbid obesity.
  11. Stop going to Europe you portly bourgeoisie-Socialist loving POS unless you’re going to stay there forever!
  12. Buy a Stop The Gunt Shirt and going in to a public area and scream “someone try and STOP ME!”
  13. There’s some guy named Vickers who keeps e-mailing telling me to tell you to see and pay some kind of child support for your son; deal with that.
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Ghost has always been a treat to behold. Especially when beercans.wav moments happen. I love this list of demands and I want this shit to happen.
 
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