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Poor Ralph. There is a reason why Ralph is a 
man. Has he tried the balldo?
man. Has he tried the balldo?Ethan Ralph vs Alex Stein
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Even though I would not recommend that video to anyone, I distinctly remember a Kiwi or Twitter person used Ralph’s thumb (width not length) and deemed his Memphis Micro
was 4 Ralph thumbs long whiles rock hard (he had to be. He was living out his fantasy of eating shit during).Chris Chan’s duck is bigger even after prison prescribed HRT.
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I love that someone with a large audience is amplifying the FACT that Ethan Ralph's penis is incredibly small. This FACT bothers him more than anything. It bothers him more than not being a part of Xander's life. It bothers him more than Harry having Sandra's ashes.
The "I've never had any complaints" cope is just amazing too.
-Faith was probably a virgin when she met Ralph, meaning she'd never been with a real man before so had nothing to compare the Memphis Micro to.
-Meigh is a pedophile who prefers a child sized penis.
-Alice was blackout drunk and raped.
-The rest of the women Ralph has had sex with were paid, so obviously they're not going to complain.
So even if it's true that Ralph has had "no complaints", it doesn't change the FACT that he has a micropenis. And he's fat.
The "I've never had any complaints" cope is just amazing too.
-Faith was probably a virgin when she met Ralph, meaning she'd never been with a real man before so had nothing to compare the Memphis Micro to.
-Meigh is a pedophile who prefers a child sized penis.
-Alice was blackout drunk and raped.
-The rest of the women Ralph has had sex with were paid, so obviously they're not going to complain.
So even if it's true that Ralph has had "no complaints", it doesn't change the FACT that he has a micropenis. And he's fat.
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I always liked Mini Memphis
i love that stein can just call up the girls ethan simps over and get their disgusted reactions to ethans tiny malformed 'penis'. Ethan needs to feud with people in big entertainment next so we can get the most attractive women in hollywood on jimmy kimmel to talk about how they almost threw up seeing ralph and how theyre sexually repulsed by him.
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We've been mortified to see your sex tape Ethan, and your Microscopic Memphis Member on full display. It's smaller than the screen of an Apple watch.
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Ralph seems to forget that every time he burns a bridge some alog is ready to give that person all the embarrassing and horrifying failures of Ralph's life. Alex's character and business model is entirely built around shock and horror. Nothing is more horrifying than 
. Ralph's revelation that Alex might stage his viral marketing gimmick is as shocking as finding out Professional Wrestling and Reality TV shows are also semi staged. Alex is the clear winner in this encounter. Ralph and his Mexicano Micro can continue to slowly cook in Mexico until he is forced to flee even father south. Five bean days!
. Ralph's revelation that Alex might stage his viral marketing gimmick is as shocking as finding out Professional Wrestling and Reality TV shows are also semi staged. Alex is the clear winner in this encounter. Ralph and his Mexicano Micro can continue to slowly cook in Mexico until he is forced to flee even father south. Five bean days!
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His dick is NOT SMALL, this has been debunked by Snopes, he WILL correct the record to explain to random women that it was just the angle and the fact that he's not hard and it is NOT a cope.
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It makes zero sense whatsoever. Why would AOC who most definitely would classify someone like Alex Stein as a Nazi CHUD agree to setup a prank between Stein and herself? How would that benefit her at all? If anything it made her look bad because she didn't hear him and just kind of smiled and nodded after Stein yelled out the big booty thing.
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Not sure who drew this (not me) but it certainly belonged here.
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God, what a vile, miserable & reprehensible piece of filth. I know it's gay but my feelings were hurt for this woman. She did nothing to him to warrant this stream of toxic bile.
Jfc Amanda, wtf are you doing with this man who's perpetually engorged with seethe & rage? This is who you want as a father figure for Rozy? This is who you want her to know as an example of what a man is? Do you wonder when she'll be old enough for him to start berating her & calling her a dirty skank & a fat bitch?
You've forsaken family ties for this bloviating clown & the concrete box to which he spirited you & your baby?
Pathetic.
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seems mighty sure of himself when he (wrongly) believes hes taller than someone.
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Was it too fucking difficult for Ralph to just say "Okay, I wish you the best on your future endeavors" after Alex pulled out of RalphaWrassle? Out of all the unnecessary shit Ralph's done this year, this ranks right at the top of the most unnecessary. It's a feud that was literally sparked by nothing.
If and when Ralph burns his bridge with Dick, I think that's gonna be the final signal that Null's prediction is right and Ralph's gonna implode before the end of next year.
Ralph's bridgeburning skills have only seemed to accelerated since the start of the year. Now he's doing it at a literal breakneck pace considering what flimsy ground this feud was started on.
If and when Ralph burns his bridge with Dick, I think that's gonna be the final signal that Null's prediction is right and Ralph's gonna implode before the end of next year.
Ralph just regurgitating melty posts made about him. its actually not bad i give it an 8/10 composition wise but its not targeted enough and he put no effort into stalking her to find deep insecurities and he put zero effort besides screaming to make her fear for her life. all in all i give it a 5.5/10, the psychotic energy is there, the malice, the desire to fuck with her, but its too motivated by seethe and his laziness blunted what could otherwise be a quite surgical evisceration of a vulnerable target.
in his mind other people owe him a living doing silly internet stuff. if a silly internet event is (which he wont admit this so alex couldnt have known) your last ditch effort to avoid slaving away 12 hours of the day to grow a coin merchants doubloon hoard, to ethan that means you simply can not treat it as anything less than that or you want him to die in the streets. if you tell him not to tie his living to the internet too bad, he can make the bad choice and you must bear the brunt of it and you cant criticize him because its his 'business' even though no one consented to that or him being allowed to just use his dumbass tying his life into whether you like his content as a shield to prevent you from disliking it.
alex agreed and to piggy thats binding, piggy then put no effort into making the event anything than an f tier alex stein appearance to sucker in people and not offer refunds who want to see their celeb whether or not it sucks, he then put all his chips and financial future into that happening. alex couldnt have known but to ethan his bad choices are somehow morally binding to stein because he has no concept of self responsibility.
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Yes because nobody would (hate)watch him otherwise. Ralph is very formulaic in his responses because he has a formula that works in terms of bringing attention to him. Ralph might say he hates us, but I think he secretly loves us.
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He should love us be because without the haters, he'd have no audience.
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ER: "Mr.Cent, I implore you to look into the man you are co-signing. He FAKED this and was once a Hollywood actor! They call him 99 because he doesn't keep it 100, sir!"
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