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Don’t knock on his door that’s dumb. Ralph will shit himself again!
Crossover Ethan Ralph vs. Bryan Dunn - A closeted homosexual tries to top a fat wigger.
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Ragnarlodbrok
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Im gonna fuck your ass and then your gonna be humble- Bryan "Iron sheik" Dunn
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if you are scared bryan get frank hassle to go with you, I bet he can smell the lolcow on ralph and will come with you to protect you
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That moment we all find ourselves hoping that @Bryan Dunn, of all people, beats the fuck out of somebody:
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Week 2. As I continue this journey to break @theralph in half and watch him crumble I am reminded of how fucking dumb he is while hes live on air today being manic and burning it all down with gasoline. Keep it up champ! Admitting you didnt want to live in a “rat race” and be a fucking NEET loser “hollywood guy” was your life goal. Good going buddy. How’s that lifestyle working out for ya? You winning?
acouple things to note
1. I am learning the fundamentals heavily and HUGE amount of cardio via jump rope and running and boxing overall. I run a mile in about 12 minutes now. Everyday i run a minimum of a mile to 3.
2. I am learning a mixture of a style my coach wants me to do. Specifically out-boxing, peekaboo boxing and counterpuncher style.
3. All my videos are after my training session is over and everyone is relaxing or fucking around or leaving. I do expect to record my first sparring session whenever I am told I am ready.
4. I will absolutely without a shadow of a doubt utterly dominate Ethan Oliver Ralph without any respect at all. He will be stopping at the local ER to get a check up when this is done.
5. RALPH YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SKIP THIS FIGHT BY GOING TO JAIL STOP ACTING SCARED ON STREAM
6. The offer still stands pussy. Apologize on air to me and never ever call me out again or have pantsu pick your teeth up from the mat and bring them to your hospital bed. The choice is yours
7. Stop being scared of what YOU asked for. Send me the contract and bring me on air mr. entertainer! Hype this shit up! You wanted it and asked for it live on air repeatedly while running your fucking mouth.
8. Note: if you dont want the smoke for reals(you already dont want it, u make it clear on ur gay dead show that ur all talk) I will gladly fight The GamerGator aka Shannon Gaines aka @4str4staleatherbelt aka /ourschitzomensch/ in your place and treat it as a special ANIME PODCAST GATORTIME EVENT!
Take care
Mod edit - Fixed the videos again. Two posted twice. All 3 converted to mp4 for smaller file size. -Sam
acouple things to note
1. I am learning the fundamentals heavily and HUGE amount of cardio via jump rope and running and boxing overall. I run a mile in about 12 minutes now. Everyday i run a minimum of a mile to 3.
2. I am learning a mixture of a style my coach wants me to do. Specifically out-boxing, peekaboo boxing and counterpuncher style.
3. All my videos are after my training session is over and everyone is relaxing or fucking around or leaving. I do expect to record my first sparring session whenever I am told I am ready.
4. I will absolutely without a shadow of a doubt utterly dominate Ethan Oliver Ralph without any respect at all. He will be stopping at the local ER to get a check up when this is done.
5. RALPH YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SKIP THIS FIGHT BY GOING TO JAIL STOP ACTING SCARED ON STREAM
6. The offer still stands pussy. Apologize on air to me and never ever call me out again or have pantsu pick your teeth up from the mat and bring them to your hospital bed. The choice is yours
7. Stop being scared of what YOU asked for. Send me the contract and bring me on air mr. entertainer! Hype this shit up! You wanted it and asked for it live on air repeatedly while running your fucking mouth.
8. Note: if you dont want the smoke for reals(you already dont want it, u make it clear on ur gay dead show that ur all talk) I will gladly fight The GamerGator aka Shannon Gaines aka @4str4staleatherbelt aka /ourschitzomensch/ in your place and treat it as a special ANIME PODCAST GATORTIME EVENT!
Take care
Mod edit - Fixed the videos again. Two posted twice. All 3 converted to mp4 for smaller file size. -Sam
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Bryann is the kind of guy your parents tell you to stay away from as a kid, but won't tell you why.
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Big talk from a cross-eyed pussy like you Shannon. Tell your boss to send the contract he bragged about.
Bryann is the kind of guy your parents tell you to stay away from as a kid, but won't tell you why.
Bryann is the kind of guy your parents tell you to stay away from as a kid, but won't tell you why.
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Gaydur! The Kiwi Farms is ayy-lawging me again! You gotta go after that Bryan Dunn, Gaydur!
Seriously though, how does it feel knowing that after years of troll shielding, you've finally found a lolcow that makes you look good by comparison?
CECA Loather
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You are only doing this to get attention. Assuming DrBrainus isn't you (and if you have any brains, you should deny that he is you) I suggest making sure Ralph understands that you accept his challenge by going to his place.
As I stated, Dispatch knocked on Dick's door, Hassle knocked on Boogie's door, hell even Ralph knocked on Digibro's door and got into a fight. None of them got into much trouble.
You have no right to call Ralph a pussy, if you, like your supposed imposter DrBrainus, whine about getting into legal trouble for knocking on a door and that you have an IRL family. I don't believe pussies who are scared about the popo coming after him for *knocking on a door* would risk getting sat on by Ralph with all his 400lbs in the ring. If his IRL family is not worried about him getting into fights, he should disown his family really.
If you pussy out from door knocking, at least consider other ways to inform Ralph that you accepted his challenge like @MWV, Mr Vickers. Send a proxy who lives in the area who is not a pussy and can knock on Ralph's door to serve him your acceptance of this challenge.
No use posting here if Ralph is just going ignore you. And don't misconstrue asking you to knock on a door for asking you to murder Ralph. I think the opposite might happen. All Ralph needs to do is to sit on you.
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To be perfectly honest, @Bryan Dunn is bitch-made. Forgive my vulgarity, but there is simply no better word.
This is one fight I whole-heartedly believe Gunt would win.
This is one fight I whole-heartedly believe Gunt would win.
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Oh, please.
@theralph would get winded from just moving around.
We got a good glimpse of his stamina while he was filming Chris Chan's arrest.
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I think it'd be a draw. Ralph would be tired out and motionless meanwhile Bryan wouldn't be capable of piercing the protective layer of blubber surrounding Ralph with mere blunt force alone.
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When did Bry Bry get back into the closet?
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The only difference between you and Chris is that he drank only his own semen.
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Calm down Juan.
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Bryan, can you just do the video where you go outside and run on the side of the road while addressing Ralph regarding your fight again? This is the video everyone wants