Crossover Ethan Ralph vs. Bryan Dunn - A closeted homosexual tries to top a fat wigger.

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Are you going to add this thread or at least make mention of it in the main KingofPol thread?

OP is out of characters, I can't even add "!" to anything. Sadly, Bryan's spergery is too big for this forum. Maybe I'll rework it, but I really don't know what to cut, since it is as brief as possible already.

what did KingofPol do to you to make you want to go after him?

You can ask any OP of any thread here the same question. Nothing beyond him being a massive sperg. And if by "go after" you mean "compiling his adventures", then I did it partially for the people who posted in his thread. I've had a lot of laughs there and hoped they are going to have some. Also, I had veeeeery faint hope that maybe this will make him stop and reconsider, but the bastard socked right after new OP went live, so he won't stop till his last breath.

I am sure every target of KingofPol has his reasons for hating him

I've never been his target beyond "you are totally Fred Fuchs/TXT/Hakeem/whoever-the-fuck-else, since you point out my spergery" and later because I updated his thread. Also, hating cows is counterproductive, I just think he is his worst enemy.

 

[Farglemark]

Not exactly. Previously Bryan socked because he was afraid to be perceived like a complete spazz by this place. Now he is so delusional that he doesn't need those. But it's still funny how he is trying to prove something to the place that he openly hates and calls all around wrong.

Funny how so many people come to the farms and want to trash it, but end up settling in and wanting to prove themselves like we are their abusive fathers, except we probably treat them a little nicer.

 

[instythot]

Funny how so many people come to the farms and want to trash it, but end up settling in and wanting to prove themselves like we are their abusive fathers, except we probably treat them a little nicer.

Considering how Bryan beats off when we treat him roughly (of all the things he has been accused of, whether accurate or not, that is the only one that he has not come here to set the record straight on), we probably treat him the nicest out of them all

 

[Its up in the air]

Considering how Bryan beats off when we treat him roughly (of all the things he has been accused of, whether accurate or not, that is the only one that he has not come here to set the record straight on), we probably treat him the nicest out of them all

he probably reads your comments and looks at your avatar and imagines that the Juicy on those shorts is in reference to the massive poop dump in her pants that she is about to drop on Bryann's face

 

[An Avenging Bird]

he probably reads your comments and looks at your avatar and imagines that the Juicy on those shorts is in reference to the massive poop dump in her pants that she is about to drop on Bryann's face

bryan isnt interested in the female form

 

[Procrastinhater]

It’s the opposite actually. I have nothing against him. But if he’s gonna fight Ralph IRL, he better not let Ralph win.

You saw the fight Ralph had with Riley KaP he could barely handle him and got hiself fucked up by that fucking trailer park chick Mint. Gunt got winded running all of five yards chasing Chris, that fat fucking greasy faggot would have a heartattack mid second round if he was still on his feet, he goes red faced and his lips turn blue just shouting into a microphone.
It's all moot because Gunt isn't gonna fight anything but a bucket of fried chicken.
But keep it up, Pol, it's good for you anyway.

 

[High Tea]

Bryan will employ his hunting skills, honed in the wilds of wooded areas near storage facilities, tracking the pungent scent of the Gunt, delivering the fight years in the making.

 

[BSV]

Bryan will employ his hunting skills, honed in the wilds of wooded areas near storage facilities, tracking the pungent scent of the Gunt, delivering the fight years in the making.

It's weird no one have told Bryan that talking in a very low voice is less audible then whispering. The sharp sounds created by whispering is easier audible then talking in a very soft voice.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Bryan will employ his hunting skills, honed in the wilds of wooded areas near storage facilities, tracking the pungent scent of the Gunt, delivering the fight years in the making.

"If you have the urge to show strangers on the internet that you have a life, you probably don't."

 

[instythot]

Bryan will employ his hunting skills, honed in the wilds of wooded areas near storage facilities, tracking the pungent scent of the Gunt, delivering the fight years in the making.

The gunt hunt stuff is pretty funny, but surely I can't be the only one concerned when Bryan is hunting and says "and there are some homes just over that way..."

 

[BSV]

That went as good as I expected it. I would be very shocked if Bryan manages to kill anything with a bow and arrow. If he had a rifle with a decent scope I could maybe see him having some success. But him acting like a fool in a tent with a bow and arrow? I suppose anything can happen. But why doesn't he use a gun?

 

[CeeShape]

the stream was done vertically what a stupid man

 

[instythot]

That went as good as I expected it. I would be very shocked if Bryan manages to kill anything with a bow and arrow. If he had a rifle with a decent scope I could maybe see him having some success. But him acting like a fool in a tent with a bow and arrow? I suppose anything can happen. But why doesn't he use a gun?

Bryan claims to prefer bows. There are different seasons for bows and firearms, bow season typically starts earlier. For those who want to spin a delightful schizo theory out of this, a man may be legally barred from owning firearms and completely legally own a bow

I almost spit my morning coffee all over the place when Bry Bry, the man who tried to gay op Ethan Ralph into a boxing match, started going on about "Ralph a-logs don't get anything accomplished because Ralph a-logs are fucking retarded" . This revolution on the Dunn Cycle Wheel looks like it's gonna be good

 

[Pomniman]

"Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting outlines."

 

[BlackGorillaPerson]

KoP forgot to use the most important bait, Trash burgers and makers mark. Rookie mistake

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

"Ralph a-logs don't get anything accomplished because Ralph a-logs are fucking retarded"

This is probably the closest Bryan have been in years to being self-aware.

"Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting outlines."

I don't like where this is going.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

I NEVER GET BOXING MATCHES!
Somehow this post from a year ago is still completely accurate.

Every time I see Bryan post with 10 quote responses I can only imagine him as Sam Hyde in his car yelling about not getting pussy, but it's a little different for him

"I NEVER GET ATTEEENNNNTIONNNNN! IT'S BECAUSE I'M TOO NICE! AND THEY WON'T GIVE ME THEIR OUTLINES!"

Spoiler

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[AltisticRight]

Forgive the scuffed nature of this clip, I blame odysee.
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Look at this trotter.

 

[Children of the King]

Ralph did a stream about the fury v wilder boxing match. Any clips of it?

 

[BlackGorillaPerson]

KoP has sent BUMBLE BEES to me carrying a special message for the Ralphamale, Contract will be in mail January 5th.
This is what he accomplished after only 3 weeks of classes specializing in peekaboo style. Its pivot footwork and some heavy bag drills at his home. There are 12 weeks until January 5th, you better watch out Ralph the King of Pol is training like a beast.

https://streamable.com/ye358g#
https://streamable.com/mxid10
https://streamable.com/qxkgth