This is all fake and gay. Look, folks. idk what we have to do... but a brainstorm... uh... I'll make a channel. I'll read your scripts. Whatever. Just put me on the map enough to get this fat fuck's attention. Then get the fight thing going on. I'm like a foot taller than gunt, but I weigh much, much less.... but I'm still fat. I will kick the shit out of this disgusting wigger. I'll donate any channels and any money to kiwifarms (or a non-profit of your choice) and disappear afterward. I'm not interested in being internet famous and I have my own money. I just want to legally kick the shit out of gunt.
I have only 3 demands:
1. It must be MMA
2. I get to wear nothing but a pink thong
3. I get to wear a mask like gators, but with pastel colors and a giant dildo glued to the forehead
(I'll take any other suggestions. a tutu? a big tattoo of josh raping ralph on my chest? i don't care. let's make it a show)
Imagine the sight of Ralph getting the shit mercilessly beat out of him by the goofiest, gayest looking fat weirdo ever. I will do that. I'll do it for YOU, kiwis.
PS. I'm not just going to beat his ass, but fuck with him really badly... like, put him in an armbar and make him squeal like a pig, but "accidentally" let go before he can tap out etc etc. I'll play with him and make sure it lasts until the last round, guaranteed