Crossover Ethan Ralph vs. Bryan Dunn - A closeted homosexual tries to top a fat wigger.

[Sam Losco]

Ok, let's keep these fighting posts to this thread please. I want @Bryan Dunn's attempts to fight Ralph more easily seen.

Ralph making accepting? the fight challenge is clipped and uploaded here.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Yesterday. Ethan Ralph challenged me to a literal Boxing Match for his Show and wanted it officially sanctioned in Las Vegas. I accepted this challenge immediately and attempted to contact him in various manners to ask for contracts and more. Ethan Ralph responded in silence and refused to continue the conversation on the matter he started.

back in 2015 he challenged me to a Boxing Match using Mike Cernovich’s $10,000 dollar “Gamergate Fight charity event” as the way to attempt this. I accepted this immediately and started to train at a Brandon, Florida Muay Thai gym with a coach. I cut 3 promos of this to hype the event. One is well known and of me running 5 miles hyping about the fight. The 2nd was me working on a punching bag and with a sparring partner. The 3rd was me deadlifting. Ralph immediately refused to do the fight and wrote an article with Seattle4Truth about how “gay” and “stupid” I looked believing HE would actually do the fight HE demanded.

It is now 2021 and ralph does the same pussy beta shit he did in 2015 again live on air. I called in and wait 3 and a half hours due to him repeatedly dodging my acceptance of his bullshit call out from yesterday on his show. I get on and he immediately realizes who I am and what I am there for and ban

@theralphretort I accept any fight you want. I want it live on your show and free for all users. It will be a hwavyweight bout and I want basic boxing match rules.

8-12 rounds
3 minutes per round
Gloves and mouthguard(no helmet)
8 weeks to prepare
No low blows, kicks or elbows. No hitting in the back or back of the head blows.

clean honest boxing. What you asked for you massive massive pussy.

At this moment I am on week 7 of 5 days a week at the gym conditioning and cardio training. I will be signing up to a new coach at a boxing club near me in 2 weeks.

Ralph, I promise you this. Idc about you talking shit idc about making a showboat on this. I want to fight you and I will hurt you badly. Pantsu will never be able to recognize your face when I am done.


This is photos of my new boxing gym and I will be providing videos in the coming months of me sparring, training and hungry for this fight you asked for.


If you publicly apologize on your show and admit you are a massive pussy ill accept that as well.

 

[Insane In The Membrane]

Save your energy because Ralph is just going to puss out just like Donga.

 

[NibbaBibba]

Yesterday. Ethan Ralph challenged me to a literal Boxing Match for his Show and wanted it officially sanctioned in Las Vegas. I accepted this challenge immediately and attempted to contact him in various manners to ask for contracts and more.

Internet D-list celebrity fights are cringe as fuck man, it will never happen.
Keep up the training tho, that's pretty based.

 

[SargonF00t]

@theralphretort I accept any fight you want. I want it live on your show and free for all users. It will be a hwavyweight bout and I want basic boxing match rules.

8-12 rounds
3 minutes per round
Gloves and mouthguard(no helmet)
8 weeks to prepare
No low blows, kicks or elbows. No hitting in the back or back of the head blows.

clean honest boxing. What you asked for you massive massive pussy.

No matter what rules, Ralph will never fight you or anyone with a pulse.

However, if you were to have a tard fight with someone, to make it more likely they would accept, you should only have 2 minute rounds and probably a maximum of 5 rounds.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I want to fight gunty in the ring too. Though, I'd spend 6 rounds trash talking him and attacking his gunt (The small portion that is directly above the belt) before finally just KOing him in the last 2 rounds.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Yesterday. Ethan Ralph challenged me to a literal Boxing Match for his Show and wanted it officially sanctioned in Las Vegas. I accepted this challenge immediately and attempted to contact him in various manners to ask for contracts and more. Ethan Ralph responded in silence and refused to continue the conversation on the matter he started.

back in 2015 he challenged me to a Boxing Match using Mike Cernovich’s $10,000 dollar “Gamergate Fight charity event” as the way to attempt this. I accepted this immediately and started to train at a Brandon, Florida Muay Thai gym with a coach. I cut 3 promos of this to hype the event. One is well known and of me running 5 miles hyping about the fight. The 2nd was me working on a punching bag and with a sparring partner. The 3rd was me deadlifting. Ralph immediately refused to do the fight and wrote an article with Seattle4Truth about how “gay” and “stupid” I looked believing HE would actually do the fight HE demanded.

It is now 2021 and ralph does the same pussy beta shit he did in 2015 again live on air. I called in and wait 3 and a half hours due to him repeatedly dodging my acceptance of his bullshit call out from yesterday on his show. I get on and he immediately realizes who I am and what I am there for and ban

@theralphretort I accept any fight you want. I want it live on your show and free for all users. It will be a hwavyweight bout and I want basic boxing match rules.

8-12 rounds
3 minutes per round
Gloves and mouthguard(no helmet)
8 weeks to prepare
No low blows, kicks or elbows. No hitting in the back or back of the head blows.

clean honest boxing. What you asked for you massive massive pussy.

At this moment I am on week 7 of 5 days a week at the gym conditioning and cardio training. I will be signing up to a new coach at a boxing club near me in 2 weeks.

Ralph, I promise you this. Idc about you talking shit idc about making a showboat on this. I want to fight you and I will hurt you badly. Pantsu will never be able to recognize your face when I am done.


This is photos of my new boxing gym and I will be providing videos in the coming months of me sparring, training and hungry for this fight you asked for.
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If you publicly apologize on your show and admit you are a massive pussy ill accept that as well.

Bryan, Ralph is never going to fight anybody ever but keep pressing him about it.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Yesterday. Ethan Ralph challenged me to a literal Boxing Match for his Show and wanted it officially sanctioned in Las Vegas. I accepted this challenge immediately and attempted to contact him in various manners to ask for contracts and more. Ethan Ralph responded in silence and refused to continue the conversation on the matter he started.

back in 2015 he challenged me to a Boxing Match using Mike Cernovich’s $10,000 dollar “Gamergate Fight charity event” as the way to attempt this. I accepted this immediately and started to train at a Brandon, Florida Muay Thai gym with a coach. I cut 3 promos of this to hype the event. One is well known and of me running 5 miles hyping about the fight. The 2nd was me working on a punching bag and with a sparring partner. The 3rd was me deadlifting. Ralph immediately refused to do the fight and wrote an article with Seattle4Truth about how “gay” and “stupid” I looked believing HE would actually do the fight HE demanded.

It is now 2021 and ralph does the same pussy beta shit he did in 2015 again live on air. I called in and wait 3 and a half hours due to him repeatedly dodging my acceptance of his bullshit call out from yesterday on his show. I get on and he immediately realizes who I am and what I am there for and ban

@theralphretort I accept any fight you want. I want it live on your show and free for all users. It will be a hwavyweight bout and I want basic boxing match rules.

8-12 rounds
3 minutes per round
Gloves and mouthguard(no helmet)
8 weeks to prepare
No low blows, kicks or elbows. No hitting in the back or back of the head blows.

clean honest boxing. What you asked for you massive massive pussy.

At this moment I am on week 7 of 5 days a week at the gym conditioning and cardio training. I will be signing up to a new coach at a boxing club near me in 2 weeks.

Ralph, I promise you this. Idc about you talking shit idc about making a showboat on this. I want to fight you and I will hurt you badly. Pantsu will never be able to recognize your face when I am done.


This is photos of my new boxing gym and I will be providing videos in the coming months of me sparring, training and hungry for this fight you asked for.
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If you publicly apologize on your show and admit you are a massive pussy ill accept that as well.

His account is @theralph for the record. Ralph will sadly never fight anyone except for Riley apparently, so insult his horse more and he'll probably do it.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

His account is @theralph for the record. Ralph will sadly never fight anyone except for Riley apparently, so insult his horse more and he'll probably do it.

No he will never defend his horse's honor, he will only react if Bryan calls him out for being a 5'1 midget.

 

[FFinfo]

Q

Yesterday. Ethan Ralph challenged me to a literal Boxing Match for his Show and wanted it officially sanctioned in Las Vegas. I accepted this challenge immediately and attempted to contact him in various manners to ask for contracts and more. Ethan Ralph responded in silence and refused to continue the conversation on the matter he started.

back in 2015 he challenged me to a Boxing Match using Mike Cernovich’s $10,000 dollar “Gamergate Fight charity event” as the way to attempt this. I accepted this immediately and started to train at a Brandon, Florida Muay Thai gym with a coach. I cut 3 promos of this to hype the event. One is well known and of me running 5 miles hyping about the fight. The 2nd was me working on a punching bag and with a sparring partner. The 3rd was me deadlifting. Ralph immediately refused to do the fight and wrote an article with Seattle4Truth about how “gay” and “stupid” I looked believing HE would actually do the fight HE demanded.

It is now 2021 and ralph does the same pussy beta shit he did in 2015 again live on air. I called in and wait 3 and a half hours due to him repeatedly dodging my acceptance of his bullshit call out from yesterday on his show. I get on and he immediately realizes who I am and what I am there for and ban

@theralphretort I accept any fight you want. I want it live on your show and free for all users. It will be a hwavyweight bout and I want basic boxing match rules.

8-12 rounds
3 minutes per round
Gloves and mouthguard(no helmet)
8 weeks to prepare
No low blows, kicks or elbows. No hitting in the back or back of the head blows.

clean honest boxing. What you asked for you massive massive pussy.

At this moment I am on week 7 of 5 days a week at the gym conditioning and cardio training. I will be signing up to a new coach at a boxing club near me in 2 weeks.

Ralph, I promise you this. Idc about you talking shit idc about making a showboat on this. I want to fight you and I will hurt you badly. Pantsu will never be able to recognize your face when I am done.


This is photos of my new boxing gym and I will be providing videos in the coming months of me sparring, training and hungry for this fight you asked for.
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If you publicly apologize on your show and admit you are a massive pussy ill accept that as well.

@theralph couldn't even make weight in any less than a year: He's not going to accept an 8 week challenge. I hope he does though; the last time this stuff was interesting was the Knoxville saga.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Ralph will never accept a fight, he's the kind of blowhard pussy that talks like a thug in a bad 90s movie but will never step up when there is an actual challenge in front of him.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

No he will never defend his horse's honor, he will only react if Bryan calls him out for being a 5'1 midget.

@Bryan Dunn Did you know that Ralph is 5'1?

 

[Rebel Wilson]

I have nothing to add to this thread except that I audibly chuckled when a poster referred to Ethan Ralph and Bryan fucking Dunn as D List celebrities.

 

[Cow Poly]

Ralph is a pussy he won’t fight

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Even if he ever manned up enough to actually fight three minutes of cardio would literally kill him.

He can't even have sex unless a woman does all the work.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Even if he ever manned up enough to actually fight three minutes of cardio would literally kill him.

He can't even have sex unless a woman does all the work.

Ralph would die from the cardio of walking from the entrance to the ring. The distance to walk and the few amount of stairs would strain his heart too much

 

[3MMA]

Makes me think of Punch Out. )One of my favorite old games.)

Not able to atm, or I’d shop a Gunt face on King Hippo. Please do so if inspired.

Maybe the pic where he drops his shorts? Gunt on full blast.

No way the Gunt goes through w/ any fights.

 

[Sam Losco]

Ralph would only agree to fight if you agree to all his absurd stipulations which would probably include paying him $1k for the privilege of getting your ass beat by him.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Yesterday. Ethan Ralph challenged me to a literal Boxing Match for his Show and wanted it officially sanctioned in Las Vegas. I accepted this challenge immediately and attempted to contact him in various manners to ask for contracts and more. Ethan Ralph responded in silence and refused to continue the conversation on the matter he started.

back in 2015 he challenged me to a Boxing Match using Mike Cernovich’s $10,000 dollar “Gamergate Fight charity event” as the way to attempt this. I accepted this immediately and started to train at a Brandon, Florida Muay Thai gym with a coach. I cut 3 promos of this to hype the event. One is well known and of me running 5 miles hyping about the fight. The 2nd was me working on a punching bag and with a sparring partner. The 3rd was me deadlifting. Ralph immediately refused to do the fight and wrote an article with Seattle4Truth about how “gay” and “stupid” I looked believing HE would actually do the fight HE demanded.

It is now 2021 and ralph does the same pussy beta shit he did in 2015 again live on air. I called in and wait 3 and a half hours due to him repeatedly dodging my acceptance of his bullshit call out from yesterday on his show. I get on and he immediately realizes who I am and what I am there for and ban

@theralphretort I accept any fight you want. I want it live on your show and free for all users. It will be a hwavyweight bout and I want basic boxing match rules.

8-12 rounds
3 minutes per round
Gloves and mouthguard(no helmet)
8 weeks to prepare
No low blows, kicks or elbows. No hitting in the back or back of the head blows.

clean honest boxing. What you asked for you massive massive pussy.

At this moment I am on week 7 of 5 days a week at the gym conditioning and cardio training. I will be signing up to a new coach at a boxing club near me in 2 weeks.

Ralph, I promise you this. Idc about you talking shit idc about making a showboat on this. I want to fight you and I will hurt you badly. Pantsu will never be able to recognize your face when I am done.


This is photos of my new boxing gym and I will be providing videos in the coming months of me sparring, training and hungry for this fight you asked for.
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If you publicly apologize on your show and admit you are a massive pussy ill accept that as well.

Kino, he wont fight you but keep joining the show on alt accounts to make him sweat

 

[tigerbloodman]

Yesterday. Ethan Ralph challenged me to a literal Boxing Match for his Show and wanted it officially sanctioned in Las Vegas. I accepted this challenge immediately and attempted to contact him in various manners to ask for contracts and more. Ethan Ralph responded in silence and refused to continue the conversation on the matter he started.

back in 2015 he challenged me to a Boxing Match using Mike Cernovich’s $10,000 dollar “Gamergate Fight charity event” as the way to attempt this. I accepted this immediately and started to train at a Brandon, Florida Muay Thai gym with a coach. I cut 3 promos of this to hype the event. One is well known and of me running 5 miles hyping about the fight. The 2nd was me working on a punching bag and with a sparring partner. The 3rd was me deadlifting. Ralph immediately refused to do the fight and wrote an article with Seattle4Truth about how “gay” and “stupid” I looked believing HE would actually do the fight HE demanded.

It is now 2021 and ralph does the same pussy beta shit he did in 2015 again live on air. I called in and wait 3 and a half hours due to him repeatedly dodging my acceptance of his bullshit call out from yesterday on his show. I get on and he immediately realizes who I am and what I am there for and ban

@theralphretort I accept any fight you want. I want it live on your show and free for all users. It will be a hwavyweight bout and I want basic boxing match rules.

8-12 rounds
3 minutes per round
Gloves and mouthguard(no helmet)
8 weeks to prepare
No low blows, kicks or elbows. No hitting in the back or back of the head blows.

clean honest boxing. What you asked for you massive massive pussy.

At this moment I am on week 7 of 5 days a week at the gym conditioning and cardio training. I will be signing up to a new coach at a boxing club near me in 2 weeks.

Ralph, I promise you this. Idc about you talking shit idc about making a showboat on this. I want to fight you and I will hurt you badly. Pantsu will never be able to recognize your face when I am done.


This is photos of my new boxing gym and I will be providing videos in the coming months of me sparring, training and hungry for this fight you asked for.
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If you publicly apologize on your show and admit you are a massive pussy ill accept that as well.

Keep it up. Ralph wont even swing at you, you arent a female cop.

My only comment is there should be no shirts for the fight. The jiggling will provide secondary entertainment