Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[MirnaMinkoff]

There’s a long history of sinister, amoral gay men trying to work their way into power. They tended to be very successful in monarchies. Nick seems like an American modern version of that, because he’s not smart enough to be Roy Cohen or J Edgar Hoover.

Remember the movie Braveheart? Where Longshanks has to have his son’s lover thrown out the window for being a meddling big mouth faggot? That’s Nick.

 

[TyrasGuard]

I have probably 10-15 or so guys I shoot the shit with online or play games with with some regularity and I generally would refer to most of them as friends offhand, but there are only 2 of them I would ever actually invite over to my house. Really no different from the guys I work with. I'm not sure there's a threshold for when you're placing "too much on what a friend is", some people just draw a finer line between "friends" and "acquaintances" than others.

Makes you wonder what the Gunt & Co. consider a "friend" to them is. It's like they can't comprehend that Metokur still has a life when he turns off the computer.

Considering the amount of time they seem to spend on the Internet and Twitter it's no surprise they can't seem to understand that there is more to life than their hugboxes. You would think the pig would understand this concept now that he has two kids and a wife to spend time with but here we are.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I'm glad Ralph's found a friend in Nick. The Gunt is funniest when he's got some confidence in him, be that through having back up or drugs and alcohol.

Now he's found someone as delusional as him to bed in with, he can take a swing at everyone and that guarantees some decent laughs are around the corner.

It’s going to be a short friendship with Nick saying Ralph getting beat up in Portugal was funny

 

[kaien]

Remember the movie Braveheart? Where Longshanks has to have his son’s lover thrown out the window for being a meddling big mouth faggot? That’s Nick.

Loosely inspired (very loosely -- Braveheart's historical accuracy is roughly on par with a Conan movie) by the late, great Piers Gaveston, who had a long and successful run as the most hated man in England before his eventual impromptu beheading.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Loosely inspired (very loosely -- Braveheart's historical accuracy is roughly on par with a Conan movie) by the late, great Piers Gaveston, who had a long and successful run as the most hated man in England before his eventual impromptu beheading.

No shit, but I wanted a pop culture reference people would recognize because how many are going to get a reference to Piers Gaveston or Queen James I?

 

[Fate Fan]

I can try and explain why people liked AF. For disclosure I was never into it but knew a lot of people who were

Alot of it was they thought it was a serious movement that still was able to be genuinely fun and not a fake manufactured fun that you saw a lot of the leftwing doing. I know more girls who were into it then guys mainly because it was there first time into politics and thought the points brought up by nick made sense and the right was the side that wanted to be able to have fun that wasn't just sex or drugs. Nick's spiral is retarded but i think the main reason people still watch him at all is 3 reasons

Nostalgia- they Remember it as a fun movement with a rising star. These people are the ones that occasionally tune into his shows and really dont follow it that much

The message- These people only care about a America First message and could give two shits what the people behind that message are doing so long as the politics are being discussed

Retards- These are the people that will defend Nick and AF no matter what because that is there goal in life now defend the tribe.

But the debate itself Nick sorta did a good job on just trying to keep talking and moving point to point so that Jim couldn't make fun of him but it caused him to just seem like a autist who dosent believe what he says, as evident by the criminals are only based when its not done against us. Disappointed destiny didnt come in cause i think he would have told nick that he is retarded and that would have been funny

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Every week Ralph is slowly admitting to revenge porn.

 

[Famke Slamssen]

Me and who else?

King of Pol

 

[AnOminous]

I'm glad Ralph's found a friend in Nick. The Gunt is funniest when he's got some confidence in him, be that through having back up or drugs and alcohol.

Now he's found someone as delusional as him to bed in with, he can take a swing at everyone and that guarantees some decent laughs are around the corner.

And being a retarded pig, he completely failed to notice how Nick threw him under the bus at every opportunity. For such a weak, estrogen-infused, catboi-obsessed, homosexual deviant submissive, Nick was remarkably adept at being able to grab and throw a 300 pound man under a bus the instant it became possible.

He called Ralph's life "sordid." He thought it was hilarious he got his skull smashed that he literally now personifies the comic book insult "I'm gonna rearrange your face" threat because he literally got his face rearranged so badly his eyes don't even point in the same direction any more.

There’s a long history of sinister, amoral gay men trying to work their way into power. They tended to be very successful in monarchies. Nick seems like an American modern version of that, because he’s not smart enough to be Roy Cohen or J Edgar Hoover.

You can't really do that now, at least not in that way.

First, it's no real big deal if you're a homo, so if you're closeted like Nick, that just means you're pathetic, not menacing, especially when everyone already knows you're a gigantic tra-la-la catboi-molesting homo-man.

 

[Wormy]

There’s a long history of sinister, amoral gay men trying to work their way into power. They tended to be very successful in monarchies. Nick seems like an American modern version of that, because he’s not smart enough to be Roy Cohen or J Edgar Hoover.

Remember the movie Braveheart? Where Longshanks has to have his son’s lover thrown out the window for being a meddling big mouth faggot? That’s Nick.

Donnie Longshanks: What news of the Nationalist movement?
Majorie Taylor Green: Nothing new, m'lord, we've sent /pol/ operatives to speed inward...
Donnie: Well I heard while down in Tallahassee, ya know, the capital of America after I get back in and make it Great Again, is that this America First thing is our only serious front left on this. Sad.
Mar-A-Largo Employee: Sire, an urgent message for you...
*Trump is presented with footage of the Cozy TV debate*
Nick: We can stop the left yet!
Donnie: Who is this guy who speaks to the true president as if I needed his advice?
MTG: Nick Fuentes, he's...he's the head of America First we mentioned.
Nick: I'm a master debater, sire, and my Catholic incel lifestyle gives me power and insight!
Donnie: That so? Tell me, what advice would you offer me on the present situation?
*Nick is then yeeted out of the window and straight into a cactus garden below*

 

[Near]

Waste of time. Jim's right, none of those people are real, they are just grifters. They're gonna protect Ralph like they're scared of him and they are going to say flagging and eventually pedophilia are based, because it doesnt hurt his feelings.

It's fair game to flag those morally bankrupt shmucks

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

And being a retarded pig, he completely failed to notice how Nick threw him under the bus at every opportunity. For such a weak, estrogen-infused, catboi-obsessed, homosexual deviant submissive, Nick was remarkably adept at being able to grab and throw a 300 pound man under a bus the instant it became possible.

He called Ralph's life "sordid." He thought it was hilarious he got his skull smashed that he literally now personifies the comic book insult "I'm gonna rearrange your face" threat because he literally got his face rearranged so badly his eyes don't even point in the same direction any more.

You can't really do that now, at least not in that way.

First, it's no real big deal if you're a homo, so if you're closeted like Nick, that just means you're pathetic, not menacing, especially when everyone already knows you're a gigantic tra-la-la catboi-molesting homo-man.

Being a homo isn’t a big deal except in the political sphere Nick is courting.

This is the strangest most schizo thing about Nick, he chose a very narrow political corner for a gay man. Traditional Catholic patriot? I can only assume he saw how Milo ended up so just skipped the merry gay prankster part and went straight to the trad religious part? I could be wrong but I can’t think of any hard right, openly gay men. Does he want to be a Catholic Roy Cohen? If so he already fucked that up by not starting out as an attack dog for established powers.

I guess Nick could have charted new territory but the good old closet was safer. The hard right seems to have decided no more homos after Milo, to the point even Milo is pretending no homo for three years now.

Nick should have gone to the Vatican where he could stay in the closet and be surrounded by gay men, political intrigue and power grabbing he could ever want without any pesky women ruining the fun.

 

[The FedEx Pope]

Being a homo isn’t a big deal except in the political sphere Nick is courting.

This is the strangest most schizo thing about Nick, he chose a very narrow political corner for a gay man. Traditional Catholic patriot? I can only assume he saw how Milo ended up so just skipped the merry gay prankster part and went straight to the trad religious part? I could be wrong but I can’t think of any hard right, openly gay men. Does he want to be a Catholic Roy Cohen? If so he already fucked that up by not starting out as an attack dog for established powers.

I guess Nick could have charted new territory but the good old closet was safer. The hard right seems to have decided no more homos after Milo, to the point even Milo is pretending no homo for three years now.

Nick should have gone to the Vatican where he could stay in the closet and be surrounded by gay men, political intrigue and power grabbing he could ever want without any pesky women ruining the fun.

Nick is just following the Matt Gaetz flowchart

Deny you are gay and be smug about it that people observing aren't fooled by how much of a faggot pandering groomer you are, and that you will become soon Nick with your own groomed underaged spic catboy when you are in your late thirties if you're still alive or not incarcerated in fuck-me-in-the-ass federal prison.

Just wait until Nick betrays Ralph, this is the first thing Ralphamale will point out against Nick

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

Even after all of this, his autistic fanbase is still gonna blindly follow nicky

At a steadily dwindling rate.

 

[Nate Scully 025]

So, this is a kinda out there comparison, but I feel it sorta works:

Ralph and Fuentes hooking up is a lot like Sears and K-Mart merging.

Everyone can see what the intention is, that its meant to bolster their failing brands, but everyone looking in from the outside can tell it won’t do anything more than slow the failure, and it sure as hell isn’t going to stop it.

Maybe, had this been done earlier, or with someone with a bigger remaining audience than Ralph, Fuentes could have keep things above water, but all Ralph’s done is maybe buy him a little money time and money.

Of course, that’s not even getting into that clusterfuck of a debate, but I can sorta see the likely thought process of trying to shore up the viewership decline, even if I think it was doomed even before said debate.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Other than Jim who incredibly kept his composure throughout the entire shitshow, they all made themselves look like absolute imbeciles.

Jim has the advantage of being virtually anonymous while everyone he's fighting with are trying to make a name for themselves. It's a strange dynamic with people chasing this invisible entity only because he has lots of online clout.

 

[Braphamut]

Nick, aka Mister Gueermo

I'm gonna slap ya~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GswOYL9j0s

 

[George Cuckzunian]

The Jim/Fuentes debate was the biggest waste of fucking time. Has Fuentes always been such a fringe homo who only seemed slightly normal cause Ralph was running defense for him on his hug box or did peaking at 17 cause him to go into a permanent peter pan wanna be highschooler mode?

Also nobody won. It was an autistic slap fight. What a waste of a Jim appearance.

 

[ddlloo]

I do feel bad for Nick, I genuinely think he has actually become more immature and far, far less focussed on serious political action as time has gone on due to all the small and large ways the media, social media, and the law have fucked with him. It's caused his world to slowly but steadily shrink leaving him with no chance of a normal life after this and now all his remaining yes men are apparently insane degenerates and a horde of zoomers who just want to be edgy while playing pretend that America First is a viable political reform platform.

That said.... lmao. What a shitshow that stream was. There were times where he looked like a kid in a candy store, enjoying the nostalgia of half a decade ago when life hadn't caught up to him yet and the internet wasn't serious business... but then there were other stages where he looked life Metokur had taken his knife off of him and shanked him with it.

Baked was baked. Sounding dumb as fuck whenever he bothered to remember what his current grift was, but I did laugh with how much he tried to suck up to Jim.

Ralph was the most hilarious though, he came on in and let Jim have it. The Cozy Hitman took no hostages and let us all know that actually no he did not eat shit, but if he did he would tell us it was delicious. Amazin'.

 

[DelusionTree]

Ralph was the most hilarious though, he came on in and let Jim have it. The Cozy Hitman took no hostages and let us all know that actually no he did not eat shit, but if he did he would tell us it was delicious. Amazin'.

Don't forget Ralph's gotcha that Jim made a woman cum, possibly even with her consent, and revealed it to Nick's audience of self admitted incels and closeted gays.
How can Jim's extremely important internet legacy recover from this blow?