Inactive Ethan Ralph's New Guntmobile

[Jump]

As I have said a few times. He will get a Nissan because Nissan is the only car make that gives out sub prime predatory auto loans to people with shit credit. I am sure they will give him a great deal because they are big fans of the show!

Last night (1/7) I took a snap shot of all of Richmond Nissan's inventory.

Their Frontiers

New Nissan Frontier for Sale in Richmond, VA - Nissan of Richmond

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Only 3 "Red Alert" red trucks listed and only 2 in 4x4. So wait for the site to update and you will have Ralph's truck.

EDIT:
They only show 2 Red Alert trucks now. The missing truck is this one
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VA license plate: UBF-6847
Vin guess and plate where confirmed.

 

[Love Machine]

Why does ralph need a truck? He is never going to put anything in that bed. He isnt the only one that does this, Its why trucks are so absurdly expensive for no reasons these days. If you want a big car just SUV.

 

[MeltyTW]

He is never going to put anything in that bed.

i can see it being useful to avoid duis, just load the gunt in the bed and let the horse pull the cart back down the road to the guntshack

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Lol its almost like I called exactly what would happen, brag about the tiny dick big man car, go get the family one. I just missed out on how much money he was willing to waste on a new vehicle. It's a middle of the line truck, not great, not terrible, the exact type of truck that someone going through a midlife crisis pussies out and buys instead of the bad decision.

A better buy? A used Toyota truck, those last for fucking ever.

is he just undecisive or does he change cars every time hes bullied? i actually struggle to think of reasons ralph would need a truck over a car, he doesnt haul anything, the bed is just a massive waste of potential room for his kid and "fiance" (gf if that) and friends in favor of what? the potential to haul goods between two areas but what good? his "job" is sitting and home and even the top equipment would be able to be held in the trunk section of a family vehicle that isnt mostly just empty space.

 

[InwardsStink]

Why does ralph need a truck? He is never going to put anything in that bed. He isnt the only one that does this, Its why trucks are so absurdly expensive for no reasons these days. If you want a big car just SUV.

That truck will 100% never get off of the pavement unless it is in a wreck. That's how you can tell someone shouldn't own a truck.

 

[Love Machine]

Like.... if youre gonna get a pavement queen.... you shouldnt have bothered. You cant afford any truck that would be impressive as a pavement queen, and nissans are kinda jokes. At least their trucks are. Should have stuck with the shitstang, and the gimped challenger. at least the value wont be completely over blown.

 

[Noproblemo]

The truck was the right choice, he needs a big car to handle the impact of getting T-boned at an intersection. Ralphamale wins again.

 

[ClipBitch]

He got a truck so he can hook up a horse trailer for May.

 

[Polyboros2]

The truck is to shovel his meager, if high sucker sticker priced, possessions into, and be with his one true love.

Las Vegas, Nevada.

That's why he's so excited for a suspended sentence, iirc probation keeps you in the State. He's free to save those couple bills it takes to fly to Vegas and instead give them straight to the casino.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

He got a truck because Dick Masterson has a truck.
Trying to follow in internet daddy's footsteps again.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

As I have said a few times. He will get a Nissan because Nissan is the only car make that gives out sub prime predatory auto loans to people with shit credit.

Last night (1/7) I took a snap shot of all of Richand Nissans inventory.

Their Frontiers

New Nissan Frontier for Sale in Richmond, VA - Nissan of Richmond

archived 8 Jan 2022 03:13:31 UTC

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Only 3 "Red Alert" red trucks listed and only 2 in 4x4. So wait for the site to update and you will have Ralphs truck.

Spoiler: All other models they have in stock just in case he gets something else

New Nissan for Sale in Richmond, VA - Nissan of Richmond

archived 8 Jan 2022 03:20:49 UTC

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New Nissan for Sale in Richmond, VA - Nissan of Richmond

archived 8 Jan 2022 03:28:13 UTC

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New Nissan for Sale in Richmond, VA - Nissan of Richmond

archived 8 Jan 2022 03:25:17 UTC

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New Nissan for Sale in Richmond, VA - Nissan of Richmond

archived 8 Jan 2022 03:26:04 UTC

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New Nissan for Sale in Richmond, VA - Nissan of Richmond

archived 8 Jan 2022 03:31:03 UTC

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Spoiler: car autism

The 2022 Frontier is Version 1.00 for a all new body and new drivetrain. Never buy version 1.0.

The Frontier it replaced came out in 1997 and by 2021 was actually a really good truck and drivetrain that had 2 decades of refinements. Was a decent work truck. The 2022 is just a puffed up crossover made for the burger and mexican market.

Nissan cars are all turds but the 1997-2021 Frontier was their most polished turd. They are continuing to produce it for the non-US market. Its called the Navara outside the US/Mexico

EDIT:
They only show 2 Red Alert trucks now. The missing truck is this one
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Winner. I think he got rejected by Carvana going thru their credit process. The local hustlers down at the Nissan lot with their special sub-sub prime loans we’re going to be his only option outside of the “independent lot with shitty used cars bought at auction” sector.

Gunt is exactly the type of customer Nissan finance dept has as their target demo.

 

[Horse Soldier]

Winner. I think he got rejected by Carvana going thru their credit process. The local hustlers down at the Nissan lot with their special sub-sub prime loans we’re going to be his only option outside of the “independent lot with shitty used cars bought at auction” sector.

Gunt is exactly the type of customer Nissan finance dept has as their target demo.

Hes going to like that 18.9 Percent Interest.

Heart Disease will take him before the loan expires most likely.

 

[Jump]

Hes going to like that 18.9 Percent Interest.

Heart Disease will take him before the loan expires most likely.

18.9 on a 84-96month loan. Yes Nissan will do a 96 month loan
Nissan gives $450 bonuses to salemen who get people hooked on that. Ill bet Gunt also got sold floormats,VIN etching and maybe even some TruCoat.

 

[veri]

can someone make a seperatw thread about ralphs new car idk what these terms mean

 

[JustSomeDong]

As I have said a few times. He will get a Nissan because Nissan is the only car make that gives out sub prime predatory auto loans to people with shit credit.

Last night (1/7) I took a snap shot of all of Richmond Nissans inventory.

Their Frontiers

New Nissan Frontier for Sale in Richmond, VA - Nissan of Richmond

archived 8 Jan 2022 03:13:31 UTC

archive.ph

Only 3 "Red Alert" red trucks listed and only 2 in 4x4. So wait for the site to update and you will have Ralphs truck.

Spoiler: All other models they have in stock just in case he gets something else

New Nissan for Sale in Richmond, VA - Nissan of Richmond

archived 8 Jan 2022 03:20:49 UTC

archive.ph

New Nissan for Sale in Richmond, VA - Nissan of Richmond

archived 8 Jan 2022 03:28:13 UTC

archive.ph

New Nissan for Sale in Richmond, VA - Nissan of Richmond

archived 8 Jan 2022 03:25:17 UTC

archive.md

New Nissan for Sale in Richmond, VA - Nissan of Richmond

archived 8 Jan 2022 03:26:04 UTC

archive.md

New Nissan for Sale in Richmond, VA - Nissan of Richmond

archived 8 Jan 2022 03:31:03 UTC

archive.md

Spoiler: car autism

The 2022 Frontier is Version 1.00 for a all new body and new drivetrain. Never buy version 1.0.

The Frontier it replaced came out in 1997 and by 2021 was actually a really good truck and drivetrain that had 2 decades of refinements. Was a decent work truck. The 2022 is just a puffed up crossover made for the burger and mexican market.

Nissan cars are all turds but the 1997-2021 Frontier was their most polished turd. They are continuing to produce it for the non-US market. Its called the Navara outside the US/Mexico

EDIT:
They only show 2 Red Alert trucks now. The missing truck is this one
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Oh fuck I hate these trucks. I had one as an insurance rental about 2 years ago while my car was in the shop.

 

[Sam Losco]

can someone make a seperatw thread about ralphs new car idk what these terms mean

Done.

Hey @Jump, can you please go ahead and add in his Tweet to your post? And feel free to re-work it any if you want since it's now a thread OP.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph can put May in the truck bed now. Smart thinking!

 

[An automatic clown]

18.9 on a 84-96month loan. Yes Nissan will do a 96 month loan
Nissan gives $450 bonuses to salemen who get people hooked on that. Ill bet Gunt also got sold floormats,VIN etching and maybe even some TruCoat.

VIN etching can be used as a discount on insurance and that gunted dipshit could use all the insurance discounts he can get with his driving record

Edit: not sure about the disagree react but it's pretty normal in the insurance world.
"VIN Etching Insurance Discount
VIN etching insurance discounts reduce car insurance rates for vehicles with their VIN etched into the windows. A VIN etching insurance discount may reduce car insurance rates by 10%"

 

[cistendered]

Calling all Richmond Alogs - getting a video of Ralph trying to get into a truck would be incredibly kino.

5'1"
Tiny little T-Rex arms
Massive Gunt
Toothpick legs

Ralph has hands down the worst body type for trying to climb into a high clearance vehicle. I bet he'll need to use a step stool and Mantsu will have to push him in from behind.

 

[Null]

Buying a truck not made in America is fucking shameful when really good ones are. I believe the subprime loan theory.

 

[Fannyscum]

Ralph is bathing in his paypiggies telling him what a smart decision he's made while making plans for the newest member of the Kill Report Krew:


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