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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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While I would like to laugh at him for wanting a Chally with a V6, the V6 however is the AWD Chally platform and its pretty fucking stout to begin with the modding scene on it is pretty dogshit but then again that has more to do with the Pentastar V6 being a fucking massive pile of shit, I'd rather get the AWD V6 Charger for practicality and a bit more stability in the snow and at speed but Gunt is gonna Gunt.

I would absolutely fucking laugh my ass off if he goes Ecoboost Mustang, Ralph should not be fucking anywhere near a Turbo RWD platform vehicle, he shouldn't be in any vehicle to begin with but for fucks sake, Ralph is 100000000% going to end up one of the thousands of Mustang drivers that wraps their pony around a light pole or tree because he is exactly the type of guy who would buy a Mustang and do such a thing. While it might be funny to laugh at a 4 cyl Turbo Mustang, those engines have serious potential and a huge aftermarket, beyond that upgrading the tune on those is pretty simple and can be done on the cheap for pretty decent gains, now would Ralph do that? I doubt it, but it would speed up the wrapping his Mustang around a tree/pole process significantly.


Ralph's future.
 
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R. Budd Dwyer said:
Jesus, 35K for the base model? No leather or heated/cooled seats? It looks like it doesn’t even have CarPlay/Android Auto. I know the car market is ridiculous right now but only a water head would play that price for that car.
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are you aware that thats taxes and fees included? you dare doubt the business savvy of the best negotiator in the sektur? do you really think some used car salesman drunken deadbeat who hasnt also become a convicted sex offender could dare match wits with the economic might that is college dropout (the rare 800 dollar community college diploma) ethan "the gunt" ralph and his overwhelming mass?
R. Budd Dwyer said:
A Challenger with a V6 is cucked and any guy who drives one without a Hemi is at least bicurious, if not a complete bottom.
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"you gotta watch sports and learn to like them or else youre just kinda gay, watch em to avoid becoming gay alogs" i wonder if this his latest attempt to convince us he has a functioning penis longer than 3 inches.
 
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MeltyTW said:
"you gotta watch sports and learn to like them or else youre just kinda gay, watch em to avoid becoming gay alogs" i wonder if this his latest attempt to convince us he has a functioning penis longer than 3 inches.
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Watching half naked oily men touching each other in UFC or Pro-wrestling totally doesn't scream "not gay".
 
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Farglemark said:
First off, why is everyone believing him without proof? Isn't that like the number one rule people spout out?
Second at most he put the equivalent in my country of a temp hold on the car until he test drives it. If he had sat in it for a second he would have an album of pictures of him with his different poses and pig faces. I mean shit, look at the slop he calls food that he takes picture of, like its fine dining.View attachment 2868562
Edit: now he claims he's getting this instead. Its likely just an empty boasting moment, trying to make himself seem like an uberchad, he's gonna post tomorrow about how he went to Nissan and thought better of it, claiming its not the lack of finances but him caring about his family. So he gets the best of both worlds with his fans. Being an UberChadTradCath.
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I once saw an incredibly gunted man squeeze himself into the front seat of a Mustang. Long story short, this isn't the car for Ralph. He might buy it for looks but I guarantee he'll trade that thing in the second video surfaces of him leaning forward in his seat and his gunt hits the horn.
 
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Well If Daddy Dick has one then Ralph should too.
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But it has a nice black trim!
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Even his Vegas skank disapproves.
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L/A
 
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Mundane Ralph said:
This is most likely the car
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Smart of Ralph to buy from the dealership that is having it's license stripped state by state for selling cars they either already sold or never had in the first place and have thousands of customers across the united states stuck paying for vehicles they haven't ever driven. Some have been dealing with this for nearly five years now. Even Florida is giving Carvana until Jan 31st to transfer over 100 titles.

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Florida threatens to suspend Carvana dealer license

The online used-car retailer has until Jan. 31 to submit title applications for all vehicles sold before Dec. 1.
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R. Budd Dwyer said:
Jesus, 35K for the base model? No leather or heated/cooled seats? It looks like it doesn’t even have CarPlay/Android Auto. I know the car market is ridiculous right now but only a water head would play that price for that car.
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Or the vaunted Ralphamale.

I'm not sure I feel the Eastern Seaboard is safe with Ralph driving anything more powerful than a 4 cylinder. Well, with Ralph driving, period.
 
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Ralphamale said:
Smart of Ralph to buy from the dealership that is having it's license stripped state by state for selling cars they either already sold or never had in the first place and have thousands of customers across the united states stuck paying for vehicles they haven't ever driven. Some have been dealing with this for nearly five years now. Even Florida is giving Carvana until Jan 31st to transfer over 100 titles.

www.autonews.com

Florida threatens to suspend Carvana dealer license

The online used-car retailer has until Jan. 31 to submit title applications for all vehicles sold before Dec. 1.
www.autonews.com www.autonews.com
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tbf its apparent only some scummy scammy fuck me up the ass dealership would take the waddling clear wrongful death lawsuit and insurance and credit nightmare that is the gunt

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@MeltyTW better get on it.

Those damn alogs over at the Kamikaze Farms
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i wonder the logistics of setting up cameras along busy intersections near ralph so we can catch his motorized death on cam and with audio
 
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JAKL II said:
that has more to do with the Pentastar V6 being a fucking massive pile of shit,
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The Pentastar isnt shit. It's a very good minivan/truck motor. There are millions of them running around just fine in Caravan's, wranglers,promaster vans, rams etc. Just like the slantsix didn't become shit when it was installed the original challenger.
The problem is retards who get the cheapest car because they can't save a little bit longer for the v8 then down the road end up spending MORE money trying to make the v6 fast. They picked the wrong tool for the job then end up blaming that tool.
 
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Lol its almost like I called exactly what would happen, brag about the tiny dick big man car, go get the family one. I just missed out on how much money he was willing to waste on a new vehicle. It's a middle of the line truck, not great, not terrible, the exact type of truck that someone going through a midlife crisis pussies out and buys instead of the bad decision.

A better buy? A used Toyota truck, those last for fucking ever.

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