🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

First off, why is everyone believing him without proof? Isn't that like the number one rule people spout out?
Second at most he put the equivalent in my country of a temp hold on the car until he test drives it. If he had sat in it for a second he would have an album of pictures of him with his different poses and pig faces. I mean shit, look at the slop he calls food that he takes picture of, like its fine dining.View attachment 2868562
Edit: now he claims he's getting this instead. Its likely just an empty boasting moment, trying to make himself seem like an uberchad, he's gonna post tomorrow about how he went to Nissan and thought better of it, claiming its not the lack of finances but him caring about his family. So he gets the best of both worlds with his fans. Being an UberChadTradCath.

I hope Ralph gets his Mustang. He'll be like when Wings of Redemption got his Mustang.

 

[drateR]

>4 cylinder
Insurance wouldn't let you get a GT, Ralph?

 

[BruceyBoy]

Lmao a 2.3L Mustang? Why does this car even exist? a fuckin' travesty

 

[HarveySperg41]

>4 cylinder
Insurance wouldn't let you get a GT, Ralph?

thats what I was thinking, he can’t afford the insuranc.

 

[veri]

Lol.
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this could be yours ralph

 

[veri]

thats what I was thinking, he can’t afford the insuranc.

he probably will drive it around uninsured. plenty of people do it

 

[Famke Slamssen]

First off, why is everyone believing him without proof? Isn't that like the number one rule people spout out?
Second at most he put the equivalent in my country of a temp hold on the car until he test drives it. If he had sat in it for a second he would have an album of pictures of him with his different poses and pig faces. I mean shit, look at the slop he calls food that he takes picture of, like its fine dining.View attachment 2868562
Edit: now he claims he's getting this instead. Its likely just an empty boasting moment, trying to make himself seem like an uberchad, he's gonna post tomorrow about how he went to Nissan and thought better of it, claiming its not the lack of finances but him caring about his family. So he gets the best of both worlds with his fans. Being an UberChadTradCath.

Holy fuck. I was laughing at the chick GT he was looking at earlier, but even a hairdresser wouldn't drive a 2.3L mustang. Jesus Christ what a pussy. What's the matter Ralph? Can't handle the V8?

 

[An automatic clown]

$36.5k for a second-hand car, sounds like a smart investment from a shrewd businessman:
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$525 a month is like a 6 year car note. He's definitely way smarter than the a-logs

 

[MeltyTW]

First off, why is everyone believing him without proof? Isn't that like the number one rule people spout out?
Second at most he put the equivalent in my country of a temp hold on the car until he test drives it. If he had sat in it for a second he would have an album of pictures of him with his different poses and pig faces. I mean shit, look at the slop he calls food that he takes picture of, like its fine dining.View attachment 2868562
Edit: now he claims he's getting this instead. Its likely just an empty boasting moment, trying to make himself seem like an uberchad, he's gonna post tomorrow about how he went to Nissan and thought better of it, claiming its not the lack of finances but him caring about his family. So he gets the best of both worlds with his fans. Being an UberChadTradCath.

i think people believe him because it makes him look like total shit both for custody and his general retardation in choice of car/negotiation

$36.5k for a second-hand car, sounds like a smart investment from a shrewd businessman:
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he says with taxes and fees included like he isnt being fucked up his fat ass.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

he probably will drive it around uninsured. plenty of people do it

He's financing the car so he's most likely required to have full coverage

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Ralph is now living in the episode of The Dukes of Hazzard where Boss Hogg steals The General Lee from Bo and Luke.

It is somewhat sobering that Boss Hogg, whose defining character trait was his morbid obesity, is still carrying less pounds than Ethan Ralph.

The Gunts of Richmond.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

This is most likely the car

https://www.carvana.com/vehicle/2098923

 

[PaladinBoo]

This is peak wiggerdom. Instead of buying a car that will be safe for the new demon baby, Ralph instead buys a midlife crisis mobile. You see this a lot with trailer trash. Buying a new sports car like a Mustang to impress onlookers and to make themselves look like hot shit when in reality they live in squalor and in places like a trailer park. But this is King Ralph the Kang of Wiggers. He is going to prove that pedophile Josh Moon and the Broke Dick Karen Farms wrong by proving he lives the high life! Please keep making more decisions like this Ralph as there is no way they can ever backfire.

 

[Jump]

This is peak wiggerdom. Instead of buying a car that will be safe for the new demon baby, Ralph instead buys a midlife crisis mobile. You see this a lot with trailer trash. Buying a new sports car like a Mustang to impress onlookers and to make themselves look like hot shit when in reality they live in squalor and in places like a trailer park. But this is King Ralph the Kang of Wiggers. He is going to prove that pedophile Josh Moon and the Broke Dick Karen Farms wrong by proving he lives the high life! Please keep making more decisions like this Ralph as there is no way they can ever backfire.

He isn't getting a mustang. They would never give him the loan.
My money is another sentra with a 96month loan.

 

[MeltyTW]

He isn't getting a mustang. They would never give him the loan.
My money is another sentra with a 96month loan.

i really hope he somehow tricked some poor motherfucker into giving him the loan for the mustang though the thought of seeing ralph try to cruise through a ghetto while looking like a sentient mass of off color vanilla pudding and getting robbed again is hilarious.

 

[HarveySperg41]

Ralph put an order in for the car, but will he be able to get the loan for it? Will his insurance insure it?

 

[Dirty_Fur_Burgers]

An automatic Ecoboost V6 2 door mustang is the perfect car for Ralph. Some say he's a out to become a family man and have a child. Let me ask you this, will some 4 door sedan or pickup truck look good on the Vegas strip? I don't think so. The ralphamale has his priorities and I'm sure pantsu realizes is her crotch goblin isn't enough to keep Ralph around. Ralph knows nothing about cars but you know the meme about mustang owners, how most guys that aren't car guys wreck them doing a donut. Well I guess it's good Ralph knows so little that he picked out the slowest sportscar of the year. At least when he wrecks it, he won't die and we'll get another arc.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Actually, Ralph is probably quite late for his midlife crisis.

I mean I take your point but you still can't have a midlife crisis when you're 19.

 

[R. Budd Dwyer]

Lol.
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A Challenger with a V6 is cucked and any guy who drives one without a Hemi is at least bicurious, if not a complete bottom.

 

[Thots & Prayers]

4 cylinder turbo in a mustang shell. Pathetic asf. His stupid ass could buy a 2018 3.6 liter Subaru AWD outback for like 25k that actually has room for car seats and baby bullshit. Classy White trash as possible.

Not to mention, Mustangs handle like shit in snow that's more than a light dusting without proper tires. According to Google, it snows between 10-14in/year in Richmond, which isn't a lot compared to northern states, but is still a decent amount. Further, Mustangs on ice? If Gigachad Ralpha is dumb enough to take whatever beater Meigh attaches her horse trailer to for some snow time fun, I can't imagine what dumb shit he'll do with a sports car.

I absolutely encourage Ralph to make this purchase. Show us ah-laaawhgs whose boss.!