🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Look--an Alien!]

Gunt concedes that he's a nigger.
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Gunt needs money for dat hooka
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--Crackhead
--Fatass
--LARPING film student

Gunty cant do anything without projecting all over the place. I would add "part-timer" to that list, but Ralph has never done a day of work in his life, so he isn't even worthy of that insult.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

He's gotta wait till the 25th for the hooker part

12 more days of mexican john's ahead of him

 

[gaystoner]

Ralph preparing to attack Godwinson

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Prediction for 2024 Josh missed. Ethan will lose his blue twitter check mark finally as he does not have money to renew it.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ralph preparing to attack Godwinson

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Godwinson really fell off, I didn't mind the heel turn with Ralph but actually associating and gunt guarding which him ended up just being nontent.

It's basically just saying he got cucked by Elaine, apart from that street he did with her in a hotel (where they presumably fucked?) was there anything else confirmed between the two?

If not this just amounts to Ralph pointing out Elaine is easy. That was established long ago Guntermensch.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Imagine proudly admitting putting any part of your body near Alice

Couldn't be me

One should be prouder of not being near her.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Ralph admits to mouth raping Alice to own Harry?


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It's so strange how he acts like Harry is pantsu's new boyfriend, but hilarious.

 

[Braphamut]

It's so strange how he acts like Harry is pantsu's new boyfriend, but hilarious.

Says a lot about his relationship with Ronnie.

 

[Bossman Yak]

It's so strange how he acts like Harry is pantsu's new boyfriend, but hilarious.

It makes a kind of sense since Harry is basically his kid's father now.

 

[Sprate Header]

Crosspost from Elaine's thread:

uhmazin

(https://archive.ph/wip/KwE9K)

Ralph took the screencap of Elaine flirting with """Christorian X""" from my post here.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

It's so strange how he acts like Harry is pantsu's new boyfriend, but hilarious.

EOR acts like he wants Harry soooooooooooooo bad!

 

[Tiger Jack]

There is something weirdly freudian about the way he fixates on Harry. And by freudian I mean gay.

 

[free_protons4u]

Who is Elaine? Where is her thread?

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Who is Elaine? Where is her thread?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/elaine-april-gertler-miller-elaine-gertler-miller-elaine-miller-elaine-gertler-lainey-inplie-magixel-trollcow.87610/

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Ralph did a 54 second live broadcast from his truck earlier on his "KillstreamLive" account:

Ralph's live broadcast on Twitter revealed that his truck has at least two "malfunctions", but the video is too blurry for me to decipher the symbols.

The icons both look like they are probably some sort of rear sensors to me? That would suggest that either the rear of his truck was damaged at some point and has not been fully repaired, or his truck is filthy and the sensors are sufficiently caked in dirt or other detritus they cannot function properly.

 

[Sprate Header]

Who is Elaine? Where is her thread?

Plus, here's a more up-to-date list of the disgusting shit she gets up to:

Her rap sheet includes, among other things:

• running defense for "Daddy Dom Little Girl" fetishists,
• sending $1000 to a child-grooming tranny,
• sending her nudes to a minor,
• being friends with a lolicon pedophile who lusts after actual children,
• being friends with another pedophile who flirted with a minor and said he "could get fedfucked" for doing so,
• repeatedly threatening to swat people (myself included)
• repeatedly associating with a group that shares animal snuff and whines about "moralfags" who don't like animal snuff, and
• repeatedly associating with and defending another group that has been identified by the FBI as a sadistic pedophile ring that extorts minors into self-harming, killing animals, and producing CSAM

 

[Thorndyke Special]

It's so strange how he acts like Harry is pantsu's new boyfriend, but hilarious.

It would be strange for any other person, but let's never forget Ralph released an entire "movie" where he does nothing but talk about Harry Morris.

Killstream: The Movie

A secret...or so we thought...wedding in Vegas. A pro wrestling show. Cancun, Las Vegas, and Atlantic City all in less than one week. Finally something fit to be to be called Killstream: The Movie! A

rumble.com

The thread: https://kiwifarms.hk/threads/killstream-the-movie.159645/

 

[Rage Pig]

 

[Sam Losco]

Maybe Godwinson didn't make a move because he's at least smart enough to recognize Elaine is the crazy in the phrase "Don't stick your dick in crazy".

 

[Fornicario]

Maybe Godwinson didn't make a move because he's at least smart enough to recognize Elaine is the crazy in the phrase "Don't stick your dick in crazy".

About the only smart move he's ever made in his adult life.