🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
- Thread starter PhoBingas
- Start date
-
🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
thebigdream
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jan 12, 2023
Damn Ethan is shorter than I thought, he's only a head taller than Cozy Rozy
Keranu
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Feb 13, 2021
"Mama, can you please tell grandpa to go back to his screaming room? His breath smells like those red sticks you throw in the bathroom waste bin. And I think he's drank too much of that special medicine."
- Joined
- Aug 16, 2019
Did he wear that shirt all the way up from the Vegas wedding to Atlantic City?
- Joined
- Aug 1, 2021
Imagine the smell.
- Joined
- Nov 11, 2018
So he passed out drunk after the wedding and kept the same clothes on for about two days? What a magical wedding night.
- Joined
- Dec 20, 2022
Thankfully for Meigh, the hooker had to bear the brunt of it.
- Joined
- Jul 8, 2022
The elite of the elite, clout like this only comes from the Internet famous, baby!
Edit: They all look like there are dressed to help her move into her new apartment.
Keranu
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Feb 13, 2021
Ralph since I know you read everything here I want to make it clear that you actually look 70 years old now. My calculation of you aging one year for every three months has been proven to be true. I wouldn't doubt if this photo was taken at an AARP convention.
Also lol that everyone but Ralph is leaning over in that photo.
- Joined
- Aug 1, 2021
Jesus he's aged 20 years in a fucking week.
- Joined
- Jan 30, 2021
He looks like a blind elderly homeless bum
- Joined
- Jul 6, 2022
Ali Jamal is taller and better dressed than Ralph. Wow.
- Joined
- Jul 8, 2022
- Joined
- Aug 21, 2016
Jesus Christ. This looks like a tard club yearbook photo where Ralph was unanimously voted "most likely to reek of piss"
- Joined
- Aug 20, 2020
Maldron the Assassin
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Apr 12, 2019
Now whenever I see Ralph I'm reminded of Sean Strickland asking another fighter at the Performance Institute if he was autistic because he was wearing sunglasses indoors.
- Joined
- Jul 9, 2021
Its a scene from Bojack, specifically one where he drives back to his house in shame after getting caught trying to fuck a teenager.
He comes home to a shitheap, full of piles of empty bottles. Very Ralphamale.
Don'tAnalizeMeBro!
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Apr 5, 2021
- Joined
- Nov 11, 2018
Going with the full hobo/wino look I see, not the choice I would have made if I looked like I had aged 10 years in a week, but you know, I'm no Ralphamale.
Also the two specimens to the left of the picture are incredible, especially the one behind the chubby smiling mystery meat, the one with the Hanson haircut, that's what I picture when I think of a Ralph "fan". No idea who they are, but holy fuck this event is sure to provide some entertainment.
Also, Dax's baldness is worse than ever, when the fuck is he going to accept reality?
Also the two specimens to the left of the picture are incredible, especially the one behind the chubby smiling mystery meat, the one with the Hanson haircut, that's what I picture when I think of a Ralph "fan". No idea who they are, but holy fuck this event is sure to provide some entertainment.
Also, Dax's baldness is worse than ever, when the fuck is he going to accept reality?
- Joined
- Feb 1, 2020
I like how it seems like Ralph's shirt looks pretty loose in the arms. And also the god damn top button is buttoned (more of my pet peeve). Looking good, Ralph!