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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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HE'S A FREE MAN BABY! IT WAS GOD'S PLAN!
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How will we recover from Ralph being free to make an ass out of himself? We should all just die :'(

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I'll have to wait for the more legally minded farmers to speak on this but I do believe she has a point. I seem to remember another time Ethan plead guilty to something to get a reduced sentence hmmmmmmmmmm
 
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Hüftpriester said:
He looks like he's holding back tears, lads. And what a thing to say about your deceased mother "Don't worry baby, you won't suffer any consequences for publishing revenge porn of your autistic teenage girlfriend"
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Nice shirt Ralph, what's wrong can't get that top button up so you can wear a tie? Sad. Looking like a reanimated corpse.
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This reminds me of when chris chan would put people in his comics and have them do nothing but praise and support him unconditionally with no reflection.

Ralph Barnhardt said:
HE'S A FREE MAN BABY! IT WAS GOD'S PLAN!
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How will we recover from Ralph being free to make an ass out of himself? We should all just die :'(
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No contest, can any lawfags explain this. Is it like pleading guilty?
 
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Puck said:
No contest, can any lawfags explain this. Is it like pleading guilty?
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pleading no contest means you accept the punishment but avoid pleading guilty

A no contest plea is similar to a guilty plea. When defendants plead no contest, they are technically admitting that they are guilty of the crime being charged. And they face the same jail or prison sentence that they would if they pleaded guilty. 3

As with a guilty plea, a judge in a no contest case (in most jurisdictions) must:

ensure that the accused completely understands the nature and consequences of the plea,
inform the defendant that a no contest plea will be considered the same as a guilty plea, and
ensure that the defendant is entering the plea knowingly and voluntarily (as opposed to being coerced or misled into doing so).4
A judge must also inform a defendant that by pleading no contest, he/she is waiving the same rights listed above.

The main difference with a no contest plea and a guilty plea involves civil court proceedings.

When a defendant pleads no contest in a misdemeanor case, that plea cannot be used against him/her as an admission of guilt if a civil lawsuit arises out of the same conduct from which the criminal prosecution was based. So if the victim in a criminal case sues the defendant, he/she would need to prove the defendant’s liability by a preponderance of the evidence without using the defendant’s earlier “no contest” plea as evidence.

However, in felony cases in most jurisdictions, a no contest plea has the exact same effect as a guilty plea and can be used as an admission of guilt in any other legal proceeding, including civil cases.

Note that defendants do not always have the option of pleading no contest instead of pleading guilty. Sometimes prosecutors insist that the defendant plead guilty as part of a plea bargain. And judges do not always have to accept no contest pleas.
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Puck said:
No contest, can any lawfags explain this. Is it like pleading guilty?
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It's admitting that the state has enough evidence against you to convict without actually declaring yourself guilty. From what I'm to understand it's a time saver for everyone and a face saver for the defendant.
Hüftpriester said:
Ralphamale wins! Vickers felted and coping after travelling across the country for nothing! LOL
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Also, someone needs to make a gif of him doing his weird victory dance thing. That is gold.
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I'm sure you take a lot of deals Ralphamale. I'm really, really curious if this was as clean cut as the gunt is making it out to be, like if they had some inkling that he was gonna plead out why would they even bother to show up. Also this was a criminal trial right? The state would've had to been the one to call people up to testify, not the Vickers.

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I don't know what camera he's using but this looks incredibly photoshopped
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Why is he the only thing in focus and why does Meigh's eyes no longer point in the same direction?
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His next give, send, go will be for a better cellphone to take better pictures of his son that he's totally gonna get custody of.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
HE'S A FREE MAN BABY! IT WAS GOD'S PLAN!
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How will we recover from Ralph being free to make an ass out of himself? We should all just die :'(

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I'll have to wait for the more legally minded farmers to speak on this but I do believe she has a point. I seem to remember another time Ethan plead guilty to something to get a reduced sentence hmmmmmmmmmm
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lol, it’s gonna be public record within a few hours anyways
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
pleading no contest means you accept the punishment but avoid pleading guilty
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So if I'm reading you right a no contest plea protects the defendant from civil charges but has the same punishment as pleading guilty. Well I think you're wrong because Ethan really thinks that this makes him innocent.
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In all fairness I don't think this will actually hurt Ethan. He's already a convicted felon, who got convicted because he took a plea deal then too, so this little dealio won't impact him. Remember guise, he wasn't scured of doing jail.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
So if I'm reading you right a no contest plea protects the defendant from civil charges but has the same punishment as pleading guilty.
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yes, it's basically so that he cannot be sued with his plea used as proof of guilt, it would be need to be established independently.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
HE'S A FREE MAN BABY! IT WAS GOD'S PLAN!
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How will we recover from Ralph being free to make an ass out of himself? We should all just die :'(

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Faith rebuts
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I'll have to wait for the more legally minded farmers to speak on this but I do believe she has a point. I seem to remember another time Ethan plead guilty to something to get a reduced sentence hmmmmmmmmmm
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faith is such a stupid cunt. isn't that stupid cunt hte one that chose not to press charges? literal subhuman

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this image could unironically make me vomit. fucks sake, man.
 
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Ralphamale is coming for his son now, Vickers! Get ready for supervised visitations :story:
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Killstream audience full of deadbeats confirmed. One is advising Ralph to abandon Xander so he doesn't have to pay child support. But the noble Ralphamale is willing to pay if it means he gets to be in Xander's life. What a mensch.
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Edit: Ok, Ralph I was happy for you at first but c'mon man, stop trying to steal our corn jokes. They aren't landing.
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