🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[ImNotJewish]

Someone woke up cranky and hung over today and decided to try and SWAT the world..

 

[Disheveled-Human]

When the ONAforums get kicked from cloudflare maybe I might respect them, the reality is nobody gives a fuck about them and they are in the same category as ISIS recruitment sites which is soft as fuck.

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

Ralph poopooed me.

I don't care. Don't ruin my fun.

Also stop fucking powerleveling. It's gay.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Sorry, however in my defence I am someone that Ralph has previously directly flung shit at. The poopoo was already thrown at me without it having been wanted. I've had my fun with him now, I'm done.

Ralph has told me personally that he fantasizes about me getting brutally murdered and hanging from a ceiling (not to mention calling me a whore, a bitch and a cunt) yet not once did I report him. Why? Because the man treats his Twitter like a teenage girl treats her diary. He shows his drunk ramblings and drunken thoughts for all to see. Not to mention that his tweets were being used in court cases that the Vickers are putting him through and Ralph would have to go before a judge and explain why he violated his RO to call the mother of his first born a "loose pussy whore". Next time, don't poke the cow. The pride comes before the fall as they say and Ralph has a lot of unearned pride.

 

[Londo]

Ralph has told me personally that he fantasizes about me getting brutally murdered and hanging from a ceiling (not to mention calling me a whore, a bitch and a cunt) yet not once did I report him. Why? Because the man treats his Twitter like a teenage girl treats her diary. He shows his drunk ramblings and drunken thoughts for all to see. Not to mention that his tweets were being used in court cases that the Vickers are putting him through and Ralph would have to go before a judge and explain why he violated his RO to call the mother of his first born a "loose pussy whore". Next time, don't poke the cow. The pride comes before the fall as they say and Ralph has a lot of unearned pride.

As explained in Chat, Ralph attacked me when I and a few others in the IBS crowd tried to get him to cut the shit and drinking because it was starting to become a problem all those years ago.

I made the mistake of being empathetical towards him when he was in a downer during the few rare instances of him coming on to discord (yes, cancer I know, but this was years ago).
How did he attack me when I showed him empathy? By calling my mother a whore... a month after she died, and I had to do CPR, which he was aware. Didn't stop him from using my mother as an insult every other sentence.

Some shit just isn't forgivable.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Ralph's holding some fat consecutive Ls so naturally that means all the usual suspects are getting SWATted.

This time however, the cops know exactly what the fuck is going on and everybody has their routine.

Spoiler: Jim 'n' Jade

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Spoiler: Vickers

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Spoiler: Morris

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[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

Boo hoo!

You are a gigantic faggot.

 

[Bing Chilling]

A bunch of crying.

Hey no offense man but you sound like a massive bitch and need to get over it. Stop being a faggot.

 

[Londo]

You are a gigantic faggot.

And you're a cunt, so I suppose we've even.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Ralph's holding some fat consecutive Ls so naturally that means all the usual suspects are getting SWATted.

This time however, the cops know exactly what the fuck is going on and everybody has their routine.

Spoiler: Jim 'n' Jade

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Spoiler: Vickers

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Spoiler: Morris

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At least no one got hurt. That said, it will be a pretty awesome day when Ralph either dies or gets put in prison. Hopefully the latter since it would be funnier to see him cry. Imagine swatting people because your twitter got banned. The dude is seriously unhinged, and he is a straight up danger to everyone who was ever involved with him.

 

[Londo]

Hey no offense man but you sound like a massive bitch and need to get over it. Stop being a faggot.

That's me done. Back to observing. But, I don't know if you've ever had someone laugh in the face of your family and death like that when you once tried to show them an ounce of empathy but that shit WILL stick to you like hot sugar - not getting over it doesn't make someone a bitch.

Anyways, the reaction to all of this is going to be a shit show so the fun is only just starting with his handling of the last 24 hours. I promise that there will be funnier shit to laugh at Ralph for than that twitter.

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

The dude is seriously unhinged, and he is a straight up danger to everyone who was ever involved with him.

Meigh knows this and the only reason she and the guntling are still alive is because she constantly fellates him (metaphorically only hopefully because I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy) and strokes his ego online and offline.

It's a survival tactic.

 

[Bing Chilling]

not getting over it doesn't make someone a bitch.

Yeah it does. For example, you.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Ralph's holding some fat consecutive Ls so naturally that means all the usual suspects are getting SWATted.

This time however, the cops know exactly what the fuck is going on and everybody has their routine.

Spoiler: Jim 'n' Jade

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Spoiler: Vickers

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Spoiler: Morris

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This proves, without a shadow of a doubt, that Ralph has been the one swatting Jim, Vickers and Morris. Holy shit Ralph. This is disgusting. Jim has done nothing to warrant both him and his wife dead. You are trying to get the maternal family of your son killed and now you are doing the same to your wife and daughter's family. The person I am most disgusted at is Meigh who is probably listening with utter glee as Ralph tries to get her father killed. Null is right. Meigh is Ralph's soulmate.

 

[Truly Rural]

@Strasse you are literally raising "point of personal privilege" on KF, are you aware of it. Being slighted by Gunt doesn't make you special or unique in any way (case in point: see Null) or exempts you from the rule that keeps this website fun for everybody.

 

[Elmo]

This proves, without a shadow of a doubt, that Ralph has been the one swatting Jim, Vickers and Morris. Holy shit Ralph. This is disgusting. Jim has done nothing to warrant both him and his wife dead. You are trying to get the maternal family of your son killed and now you are doing the same to your wife and daughter's family. The person I am most disgusted at is Meigh who is probably listening with utter glee as Ralph tries to get her father killed. Null is right. Meigh is Ralph's soulmate.

That or one of his faggoty capos.

 

[buttmunch]

Honestly if you need to write a novella to explain an action you took, then you're a faggot and should kill yourself.

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

This proves, without a shadow of a doubt, that Ralph has been the one swatting Jim, Vickers and Morris. Holy shit Ralph. This is disgusting. Jim has done nothing to warrant both him and his wife dead. You are trying to get the maternal family of your son killed and now you are doing the same to your wife and daughter's family. The person I am most disgusted at is Meigh who is probably listening with utter glee as Ralph tries to get her father killed. Null is right. Meigh is Ralph's soulmate.

How come polices in US don't even lookup/ arrest callers if they knew it's a swatting attempt?

 

[Lidl Drip]

How come polices in US don't even lookup/ arrest callers if they knew it's a swatting attempt?

The FBI is already investigating it according to Null.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

How come polices in US don't even lookup/ arrest callers if they knew it's a swatting attempt?

Thats a good question, I've often wondered that myself. Unless they truly have no way to trace it, I can't see a reason to not prosecute attempted murder