🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[GeigerNeiger]

Ah Haiv naw Twitter, aind ah must Holler.

 

[Londo]

Probably got suspended for the death threat meme on Elon, I saw that pic and was like well there goes that account too.

Nah, I flagged down his shit.

 

[AltisticRight]

Roses are red
This thread turned to poo
Jannies are dead
No one to clear the loo

 

[An automatic clown]

Ralph should consider staging a protest by chaining himself to the front door of Twitter HQ.

Only if his tires are "... Slashed"

 

[Sicko Hunter]

What is it with people who've been on this site half a fucking decade not knowing that posting shit about offsite gayops like flagging is a no no?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

As I said prior, without the blue bird casting a circle of protection on Ralph (TMDWU) his presence on Twitter is precarious. I believe he stopped pretending to be someone else on his .live account because he thought that Twitter was going to reinstate his Ethan Ralph account due to the fact he was in correspondence with them, and the fact he had the screenshots from Kiwi Farms to paint this as a flagging campaign.

The problem with this line of - in fairness, probably drunken - thinking, is that he doesn't know how many reports they put in, or the reason for many of them. Nor, does he know if outside of the reports screenshotted here, what else has been reported and by who. Yes, he points to the bullshit report of him saying "basically", but when you consider the violent shit he's said, the abusive stuff he's said about his baby momma, his insinuations that people are dangerous to children, wishing people dead... Oh and remember the time he was tweeting at black people laughing at the Black Panther dying of cancer. Even his support for Jan 6 would probably have been ban worthy in Twitter's eyes. His behaviour is consistently ban-worthy under Twitter TOS, therefore he's basically never going to be able to return with a normal account. That is without considering they may have taken a deeper look into his account in general, outside of reported tweets, which given the age of his blue tick they may do out of precaution.

I speculate, back when he got his checkmark, the system was a lot different. It protected users from reports in general, they just didn't go anywhere. Instead, because blue check marks had to be notable people - they would be reviewed by Twitter staff if they got enough reach. Ralph's never been relevant, so it means he's flown under the radar, whilst being provided protection by Twitter. This is why Nick Fuentes and Milo, verified but making actual headlines, were nuked off the platform. I also speculate older blue check marks might fall under a system that is no longer extant, so even if he got a new checkmark, the sort of protection he has enjoyed is not going to be anywhere near the same.

This is a huge problem for him, he needs Twitter to attract new audiences, and without it he's just in his echo chamber. This means the churn of paypigs will slow, he will struggle getting new ones and eventually old ones will leave. He won't feel the squeeze now, but without a new way to keep people coming to the Gunt he will eventually. He is entirely reliant on Cozy, so it will ultimately depend on whether Cozy attracts new viewers over time. Which, in fairness, it might, the site is doing far better than most predicted.

 

[Near]

Devaluing the checkmark is the best thing Elon did.
He is now finally feeling the long due consequences for being a retard

 

[PaladinBoo]

For people bragging about flagging Ralph, stop it and also stop flagging Ralph. Ralph is the finest example of karma in action. For every bad karma he commits he gets rewarded by having bad karma flung right back at him two-fold. Just sit back and enjoy the shit show that is Ralph's degenerate life.

 

[Londo]

For people bragging about flagging Ralph, stop it and also stop flagging Ralph. Ralph is the finest example of karma in action. For every bad karma he commits he gets rewarded by having bad karma flung right back at him two-fold. Just sit back and enjoy the shit show that is Ralph's degenerate life.

I explained it in chat, but I'll explain my logic here.

Ralph's twitter was doomed. It was an eventuality that it would be taken down. The post-leak twitter stuff just wasn't that entertaining, and his tweets have been so unhinged it's actually repulsive to normal moral behaviour, even for twitter.

He still has other avenues to react and places we can observe. He was convinced that he would get his old twitter back and that he was untouchable. It is one of the few things he actively enjoys.

His grandstand recently has been about getting that twitter back; his ego in full swing. Having his Killstream account nuked not only means that he is a nothing in the eyes of the internet and world, but also - as he states - it is an older account, so now he has absolutely zero chance of getting his main back as it was created after the fact.

There is no don't pozload my negholepoo rule with Ralph; he actively provokes the farms, and everyone else around him. He actively welcomes what happens. Unlike other cows, he has full mental capacity to have stopped all of this a long time ago. He flings the shit at others even when they try not to get their hands stained brown.

Sometimes you've just got to toss a log on the fire when it's burning to cook up some crispy bacon.

The next little while is going to be absolutely great for watching a trashfire ignite.

 

[Sewer Rat]

all he had to do was keep the "it's an intern" meme all ecelebs use when getting banned.

 

[Noproblemo]

Just when I got the coveted Ralphamale tweet, they flagged him down. Where's the fun in that?

The rule is if you fuck with lolcows, don't go posting it here to try and garner sympathy or attention.

 

[Distinguished Toastmaster]

Somehow the ONAforums people are more sane than people on this subforum, even after all the crying from null, at least they don't flag their cow. Congrats to @Null for harboring even more pathetic alogs.

 

[Near]

I explained it in chat, but I'll explain my logic here.

Ralph's twitter was doomed. It was an eventuality that it would be taken down. The post-leak twitter stuff just wasn't that entertaining, and his tweets have been so unhinged it's actually repulsive to normal moral behaviour, even for twitter.

He still has other avenues to react and places we can observe. He was convinced that he would get his old twitter back and that he was untouchable. It is one of the few things he actively enjoys.

His grandstand recently has been about getting that twitter back; his ego in full swing. Having his Killstream account nuked not only means that he is a nothing in the eyes of the internet and world, but also - as he states - it is an older account, so now he has absolutely zero chance of getting his main back as it was created after the fact.

There is no don't pozload my negholepoo rule with Ralph; he actively provokes the farms, and everyone else around him. He actively welcomes what happens. Unlike other cows, he has full mental capacity to have stopped all of this a long time ago. He flings the shit at others even when they try not to get their hands stained brown.

Sometimes you've just got to toss a log on the fire when it's burning to cook up some crispy bacon.

The next little while is going to be absolutely great for watching a trashfire ignite.

Null is too nice to you people.

 

[Null]

Somehow the ONAforums people are more sane than people on this subforum, even after all the crying from null, at least they don't flag their cow. Congrats to @Null for harboring even more pathetic alogs.

For the record, ONA has both tried to swat my mom and has impersonated me on social media to try and take credit for swatting Patrick. I've warned every single person I've seen posting evidence they flagged Ralph's Twitter account.

If you think the ONA forum is better, leave. I don't want you around.

 

[Elmo]

Who would have thought, when you make a bunch of enemies and talk about how it's perfectly fine to flag your enemies all your shit eventually gets flagged down. I'd say it's wrong but its Ralph and I still remember when he wanted nothing more than to see this website destroyed even if any and all principles he pretended to stand for fell with it. Freedom of speech? "Ah dun give a fuck!! Fuck dem bitches, day made fun of muh gunt arrest theeeem!: Ah wanna fuk KWEEN KUHFALLS bekaus does muhfuckas dun laffed at dat gat dang corn joke you fuckers! Let it awl burn tuh make me fewl beddur!"

Fuck you Ralph, this is the world of shit you got on your knees and begged for. Now go and wallow in it.

"I hate my enemies and I want to see them die. I want them broke and dying in the streets. #Lovespeech"

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

Nah, I flagged down his shit.

Don't tip the cow you dipstick.

 

[lol lmao]

Somehow the ONAforums people are more sane than people on this subforum

You are a dumb nigger if you actually believe this, lmfao.

 

[Sewer Rat]

the funniest part is since Ralph is addicted to twitter, you can bet he is going to use the ralphamania account or even Pantsu's to tweet

 

[Londo]

Don't tip the cow you dipstick.

Sorry, however in my defence I am someone that Ralph has previously directly flung shit at. The poopoo was already thrown at me without it having been wanted. I've had my fun with him now, I'm done.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

Once Ralph wakes up at the crack of noon, he's going to give Pantsu a very very not good day.

I explained it in chat, but I'll explain my logic here.

Wow, that's a whole lot of fucking words to just say you're a dumb fucking flaggot looking for attention. If that is what you really want, you can find it at the bottom of a woodchipper. Make sure to go in feet first otherwise it won't work!