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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING.
 
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IMA FIXIN TOO' said:
Ralph is going to die before he see's any consequences of his actions we need to just accept him sperging in court is a longshot. Ralph is the unstoppable bolder and his retardation is more amusing than 95% of alogging hijinks
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Ralph is a literal neet who never wanted more than be locked up in his little crack shack, his entire life has been upended, he's married to a woman he can't stand, fled the country, is heavily in debt, is afraid of international border crossings, spends his days in a drug haze cause he can't cope with how miserable he is otherwise, he's forced to deal with endless legal problems.

He is already living the consequences, perhaps not officially in a legal manners, but his entire exiastance is nothing but hell.

Remember, Ralph is a fucking shut in who can't even trust he's not going to get kicked out on any given day from a house he hates because there's a horse living in it too.

Sicko Hunter said:
Ralph will never kill himself out of depression but he is a horrible enough of a person I could see him taking the Lowtax route and blowing his brains out when the court fucks him over hard. Killing himself out of spite would be totally Ralph like.
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No, wrong, Ralph will absolutely not kill himself.

Ralph is a coward and a woman, and like women do, he will talk about it more about it more than a real man, but is less likely to actually attempt it, and if he does attempt it it will be in a half-assed way he will probably survive.
 
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Someone called Ralph out on Twitter over the gay ass duckie sweater which he did not appreciate.
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Looks like this is the sweater. Imagine paying $90 for that, doubly pathetic is that's the sale price because they're down to XXL sizes.

Broke ass nigga Ralph gotta buy his clothes from the bargain bin because he's too poor to pay full price. $200k a year and can't even afford a designer sweater, maybe Mantsu will get him one for Rozy's birthday.
 
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Someone called Ralph out on Twitter over the gay ass duckie sweater which he did not appreciate.
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Looks like this is the sweater. Imagine paying $90 for that, doubly pathetic is that's the sale price because they're down to XXL sizes.

Broke ass nigga Ralph gotta buy his clothes from the bargain bin because he's too poor to pay full price. $200k a year and can't even afford a designer sweater, maybe Mantsu will get him one for Rozy's birthday.
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It's St. Patrick's Day and the ducks are green you stupid Aylawg! You want Ralph to get PINCHED?

I mean I don't understand paying 90 dollars for a sweater in the first place but that's me.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
It's St. Patrick's Day and the ducks are green you stupid Aylawg! You want Ralph to get PINCHED?

I mean I don't understand paying 90 dollars for a sweater in the first place but that's me.
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It just all seems so needless and hardly a flex because the stupid fatfuck lost all of his luggage in a BAR after being removed from an airplane and calling his recently married wife a whore on Twitter.

I guess that could drive a fat gunted pilled out raging pig to spend 90$ on a sweater.
 
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Obscura539 said:
It must be really sad that the Xanax will erase the memories of the few times he met his son. Even more grim is only record he has his Twitter and here.

What a hellish existence.
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It really lights up my morning knowing Ralph is in a perpetual Xanax groundhog day, waking up at 2pm after another bender where he's barely avoided suffocating to death passed out on the floor, consciousness his Sisyphean task as the gunt drags him back to rock bottom;
"I HAVE A SON!?"
"I HAVE A COURT DATE!?"
"I MARRIED A HORSE!?"
"I HAVE A DAUGHTER!?"
"WHY AM I IN MEXICO!?"
"WHERE IS GATOR, HELP ME GATOR!!"


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Someone called Ralph out on Twitter over the gay ass duckie sweater which he did not appreciate.
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Imagine paying $90 for something that looks like something that's been hanging on the rack of any Alabama goodwill since 1998. Couldn't be me!
 
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Thanks @Elmo for archiving.
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Probably smart to encourage his followers to harass people who have a restraining order against him on his behalf.
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Someone called Ralph out on Twitter over the gay ass duckie sweater which he did not appreciate.
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Looks like this is the sweater. Imagine paying $90 for that, doubly pathetic is that's the sale price because they're down to XXL sizes.

Broke ass nigga Ralph gotta buy his clothes from the bargain bin because he's too poor to pay full price. $200k a year and can't even afford a designer sweater, maybe Mantsu will get him one for Rozy's birthday.
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It is amazing that Ethan is such a disgusting loser that he makes a dopey but probably well made shirt look like a dumpster find.
 
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ChadBrazilian said:
She is legit uglier that Pantsu. Holy shit! What busted face.
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Dude, as trashy as she might be she looks far more attractive than Ralph's horse-faced Vegas bride.
Admittedly, it's probably because of the sexy librarian glasses.
Elmo said:
The only thing I would counter with is that we should be thankful that Ralph is too stupid to figure out how to obtain and use a firearm.
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As a felon he can't legally obtain one in the US, and as a foreigner he can't legally obtain one in Mexico. I can imagine him trying to hit up some favela guys for one but knowing him he'll probably wind up getting his face caved in for a third time.
Spudnik said:
It really lights up my morning knowing Ralph is in a perpetual Xanax groundhog day, waking up at 2pm after another bender where he's barely avoided suffocating to death passed out on the floor, consciousness his Sisyphean task as the gunt drags him back to rock bottom;
"I HAVE A SON!?"
"I HAVE A COURT DATE!?"
"I MARRIED A HORSE!?"
"I HAVE A DAUGHTER!?"
"WHY AM I IN MEXICO!?"
"WHERE IS GATOR, HELP ME GATOR!!"
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Ralph's life is literally this:
 
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