🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

You know what would be refreshing? Just once, either one of The Ralph’s tweeting (lol)
‘Thank you for your concern for Rozy. I can see why you might mistake her insect bites for bruises. We should have applied hydrocortisone lotion as soon as they appeared, to ease any discomfort and speed up healing. We will be more diligent in applying mosquito repellent as well. We are both new to this parenting thing haha! Again, thank you for caring!’

But no, it must always be ‘Not my fault!’ And double down on stupid by showing the world proof of your neglect.
Fucking idiots. I swear sometimes Ralph and Chantal are cousins or part of a Mengele experiment.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph the pussy still doesn’t have shit to say about driving drunk and pilled out with Rozy in the truck with no fucking car seat. I hope he and Meigh are the only ones he kills.

 

[Anonanon]

Ralph is terrified of child protection agencies in general and is in the sad position that a sizeable amount of people following him will jump to the conclusion that he is physically abusing his infant daughter.

Things like this make me wish sometimes he couldn't access his thread on kiwi, it'll be interesting to see how often uncozy Rozy is on camera moving forward.

 

[Mango Cobra]

Well that. And I have hard time understanding why that was so scandalous anyway... Then I remember I am dealing with Christ is kang people. Very trad and cath all these Americans.
And so transparent who were moral posturing because they don't like the Canadian manlet. Even more ridiculous than in real politics where that posturing is normal. He is not anti abortionist preacher turned politician running for office. Fucking Canadian cokehead.
It is all so... werk... All these wrestling fans need a special chamber.

It's also, like a lot of things with Ralph, projection.

Remember, he was doing his womanly suicide baiting thing he likes to do when he doesn't get his way, he was heavily implying that faith should get an abortion, if not explicitly telling her to.

I mean seriously, everything is projection with this guy. Some examples:

"Your dad left you because you suck" ‐ His Ronnie abandoned him and tried to prove Ralph wasn't his son / he's a deadbeat dad who had to be bullied into accepting Xander beyond the occasional tweet of "ah lub muh sun"

"Your a pedophile Jawsh Moon" - Groomed a fat teenager to run away with him the moment she turned 18, so he was grooming her when she was a minor / he's married to a literal pedophile horse

"You're a washed up nobody Medicare, nobody watches you anymore" - can barely crack 400 live viewers anymore

"You're harassing my family" - harasses the families of literally EVERYONE he beefs with.

"I'm being swatted" - is likely swatting people every time he gets really upset, including his own son.

 

[Path Wanderer]

Ralph is into the big nasty

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

You know what would be refreshing? Just once, either one of The Ralph’s tweeting (lol)
‘Thank you for your concern for Rozy. I can see why you might mistake her insect bites for bruises. We should have applied hydrocortisone lotion as soon as they appeared, to ease any discomfort and speed up healing. We will be more diligent in applying mosquito repellent as well. We are both new to this parenting thing haha! Again, thank you for caring!’

But no, it must always be ‘Not my fault!’ And double down on stupid by showing the world proof of your neglect.
Fucking idiots. I swear sometimes Ralph and Chantal are cousins or part of a Mengele experiment.

Unfortunately, the Ralph's are too paranoid about a forum on the internet to take a step back and consider the situation - they should have come out and quashed rumours straight away, but this doesn't achieve their ultimate goal of generating clicks through drama.

However, they should not even be posting her online - it's not like they are a wholesome family of influencers, Ralph is associated with the fringes of the right wing, and people who were involved in Jan 6th and other retarded events. He's a known degenerate, and association with him is poisonous in most instances. Giving Rozy that association, posting pictures of her constantly is not fair on her. The Ralph's are well within their rights to live on the fringes of society as they do, but risking taking away Rozy's ability to function in polite society is unfair.

 

[AltisticRight]

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He's (I hate autocorrect) following an artist that draws tranny cartoon tits, Lucas' mig moobs really hit hard. Embrace the homosexuality, Ethan. Protect your Qween Keffalz from the evil libelous and doxxxing Kiwifarms.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Unfortunately, the Ralph's are too paranoid about a forum on the internet to take a step back and consider the situation - they should have come out and quashed rumours straight away, but this doesn't achieve their ultimate goal of generating clicks through drama.

However, they should not even be posting her online - it's not like they are a wholesome family of influencers, Ralph is associated with the fringes of the right wing, and people who were involved in Jan 6th and other retarded events. He's a known degenerate, and association with him is poisonous in most instances. Giving Rozy that association, posting pictures of her constantly is not fair on her. The Ralph's are well within their rights to live on the fringes of society as they do, but risking taking away Rozy's ability to function in polite society is unfair.

Ralph went from saying he’d never post his daughter online* to now claiming she part of the “family business.” Only in Ralph’s white trash wet brain is staying blitzed out of his mind and begging for money a “family business.”

*He said this before she was born and ofc went to post a photo on Twitter the day she was born. He has exposed her to public humiliation and ridicule ever since by making sure from her earliest days is associated with this degenerate shitshow. It’s like he knows one day she will do her utmost to distance herself from her awful shitty father, so he is punishing her in anticipation via KillStream and Cozy.tv branding.

 

[Individualism Incarnate]

Kids to Ralph are nothing but a franchise and a girl to him is a non-starter.

This is a part of Seethen Reethan's weird cultish worship of pro-wrestling.

 

[MadStan]

You'd have to be a little worried if you were Meigh as to who these last remaining few hundred viewers are that watch and donate. Oh sure, in years gone by he had donations and viewers from a wide breadth of persons and even today some watchers are types who watch it just to track Ralph.

But then there are the other ones, the last remaining weirdos who have some kind of attachment to EOR and his family, the stalker types, the real lost souls who idolize EOR and probably in some way think of themselves as family - heaven knows it is their money that has seen Rozy being raised and they've done more to support Rozy and the family's lifestyle than EOR himself so some entitlement comes with such devotion.

I'm sure most of them are sad types, but I bet there are a few dangerous types in there.

 

[Lomax]

You'd have to be a little worried if you were Meigh as to who these last remaining few hundred viewers are that watch and donate. Oh sure, in years gone by he had donations and viewers from a wide breadth of persons and even today some watchers are types who watch it just to track Ralph.

But then there are the other ones, the last remaining weirdos who have some kind of attachment to EOR and his family, the stalker types, the real lost souls who idolize EOR and probably in some way think of themselves as family - heaven knows it is their money that has seen Rozy being raised and they've done more to support Rozy and the family's lifestyle than EOR himself so some entitlement comes with such devotion.

I'm sure most of them are sad types, but I bet there are a few dangerous types in there.

This post gave me Robin Williams in 'One Hour Photo' vibes. It's a movie about parasocial paypiggies before they existed and should be required reading.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

This post gave me Robin Williams in 'One Hour Photo' vibes. It's a movie about parasocial paypiggies before they existed and should be required reading.

Ethan "The Gunt" Ralph in One hour Dono

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Ah yes, famously pro-life Ethan Oliver Ralph.

 

[hnggu gb bgg]

He could be texting and driving

 

[Die For Me!]

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>stream of consciousness like i usually do

Day 5 of the Sober Spring, Ralph is an hour and a half late to his show with no tweet, tonights show is already looking like another unabortable pillstream.

 

[LillyTheBestGirl]

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Kukuruyo is a normie-tier anti-SJW. Those are "ironic" flags (except Spanish, I guess)

 

[Fornicario]

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>stream of consciousness like i usually do

Day 5 of the Sober Spring, Ralph is an hour and a half late to his show with no tweet, tonights show is already looking like another unabortable pillstream.

To be fair, it is a stream of his conscious state. It doesn't exist.

 

[Burd Turglar]

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>stream of consciousness like i usually do

Day 5 of the Sober Spring, Ralph is an hour and a half late to his show with no tweet, tonights show is already looking like another unabortable pillstream.

She pokes him like he's a critter hit by a train and she's a 9 year old boy with a long stick.

 

[MadStan]

Meigh, the baby and of course the new lifestyle in Mexico have done wonders for his show. Napping live during a stream; who would have come up with that. A real genius folks.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

She pokes him like he's a critter hit by a train and she's a 9 year old boy with a long stick.

Even Meigh does not really want to touch Ralph. I have a feeling their sexual encounters rely heavily on Ralph getting Meigh too drunk to resist.

Alternate take: Ralph has swung at Meigh before for waking him up and she did not want to be in range.