🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[ChunkyKong]

The name rings a bell, he's probably some fat guy on the internet.

He was the former cohost of the keemstar show before getting fired cheated on his wife and was trying to get girls to send them piss vids on discord.
He then doxed a few of his fans that had a discord server on twitter. He was supposed to be at ralphamania but backed out due to the bad optics around Ralph

Ralph and Dick were on fireball 2

Looks like around Jan 4th he was pissed because Salvo was on Tommy C's stream talking shit. which lines up with the Jan 5th info requests.

 

[P0LYBIUS]

Absolutely a gay op. We'll see the horse in chief on killstream by Monday.

Impossible that it's a work because there never was a work in the first place. Just Ralph coping and seething after the horse tried to escape the barn the first time. But now the horse has escaped once again, and unfortunately there isn't anything the hollerin' hog can do about it.

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

Guess Ethan was messaging people on the ralphamania account looking for dirt on salvopancakes per CJ browne

messages are from January after Salvo said he wasn't going to RalphaMania but then they were cool again afterwards so they never really fought, Salvo got a free one disrespecting the Ralphamale

 

[Goofy Logic]

Impossible that it's a work because there never was a work in the first place. Just Ralph coping and seething after the horse tried to escape the barn the first time. But now the horse has escaped once again, and unfortunately there isn't anything the hollerin' hog can do about it.

I agree. He's in a sulk which lines up with how he acted with Nora's divorce. He was probably firmly told by the horse that the separation is final.

The way he acted at the airport when the horse spooked and bolted was likely because he had just finished hollerin' at the flight attendants.

 

[VuedouThe2nd]

Jesus Christ, look at that disgusting dirt build up around his teeth, not quite as bad Millennial Woes, but it's getting there

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1651758552602775552/photo/1

 

[Horse Divorce]

So the horse divorce finally happens. I'm surprised it took this long, honestly. The beating a dead horse segment of MATI will be truly missed.

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

Jesus Christ, look at that disgusting dirt build up around his teeth, not quite as bad Millennial Woes, but it's getting there

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1651758552602775552/photo/1

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going to be interesting when his teeth start to show signs of rotting and maybe even falling out from all the booze soda and smoking

 

[Truly Rural]

Daddy took him out for an ice cream. You know, thing he should be doing with his kids

 

[Arcturus]

Jesus Christ, look at that disgusting dirt build up around his teeth, not quite as bad Millennial Woes, but it's getting there

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1651758552602775552/photo/1

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Look at Dick's face. This is the face of a man that had to take his pet retard out for ice cream so he'd calm down. He looks so fucking done.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Jesus Christ, look at that disgusting dirt build up around his teeth, not quite as bad Millennial Woes, but it's getting there

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1651758552602775552/photo/1

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That is such a "Who's upset? I'm not upset!" photo-op it's priceless! Dick's face says it all: pure misery - if he could be anywhere else on the planet he would be.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

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His smile and optimism: gone.
Not even ice cream can make being within a mile of the rage hog tolerable.

 

[PaladinBoo]

also, is he actually trying to use jerry springer's death to suicide-bait?!?

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You just know that fat fuck is suicide baiting Meigh right now as we speak.
"Baby, I can't live without you and Cozy Rozy baby! If you don't come back I may as well just off myself. I see no reason to go on living."
God he acts so much like a teenage girl who suicide baits for pity and to get what he wants.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Oh, here's Ralph's new gay-ass $150 purse.

https://www.farfetch.com/shopping/men/boss-zair-leather-crossbody-bag-item-18982876.aspx

With bonus view of paw-paws infected ring finger in high-res clickety zoom goodness.

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

Jesus, that’s disgusting. This pig needs his hooves clipped badly.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Oh, here's Ralph's new gay-ass $150 purse.

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https://www.farfetch.com/shopping/men/boss-zair-leather-crossbody-bag-item-18982876.aspx

With bonus view of paw-paws infected ring finger in high-res clickety zoom goodness.

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For fuck sakes, you fat obese wigger. Stop buying purses, you look like a faggot. If you absolutely must have something to carry you xannies and booze in, get a fanny pack. You'll still look like a faggot, but at least nobody can snatch it from you without beating you to death... again.

 

[Anomalous Coward]

For fuck sakes, you fat obese wigger. Stop buying purses, you look like a faggot. If you absolutely must have something to carry you xannies and booze in, get a fanny pack. You'll still look like a faggot, but at least nobody can snatch it from you without beating you to death... again.

He buys the murses because he is literally too fat to use his pockets.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh, here's Ralph's new gay-ass $150 purse.

Why does this fag insist on carrying a purse? Oh, yeah, because he's a fag.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

also, is he actually trying to use jerry springer's death to suicide-bait?!?

Guess he doesn't know the show was canceled back in 2018.....

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Why does this fag insist on carrying a purse? Oh, yeah, because he's a fag.

You know Dick is worried all the passers-by think they're a couple. It's an ice-cream date!

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

With bonus view of paw-paws infected ring finger in high-res clickety zoom goodness.

Covered in dandruff, unclipped long ass nails, unbrushed teeth, dude has wax and dry skin hanging out of his ears, and his infected finger. Nice hygiene.