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Does anybody have the clip of this? I don't watch fishtank.
 
Butwhythough2 said:
What happens when Ralph's true and honest fans leave and it is just a-lawwgs. Will we see a post ironic resurgence of Ralph fans?
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Doesn't matter much, Gunt has only danced to the alog tune for years now. He despises the mouth breathers that unironically like the KS. Gunt obsessively reading his KF thread, while ignoring the dozen ppl in his own stream chat kissing his ass, was always amusing. Even at his own sad "events" he sits reading KF and twitter, instead interacting with the pathetic people that showed up to the event.

Gunt has never gotten over KF realizing he was the ultimate lolcow and proceeding to point and laugh.
 
make_it_so said:
You're assuming she was the one using that account in the first place.
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Assume Gunt took control when Amanda entered the "threesome" picture in 2020, maybe May was totally locked out when the handle was changed to sadntrad. Remember Ralph was her trad man that was going to totally reform her (by moving to the third world to drink and drug himself to death while May tried to keep a infant alive).
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Doesn't matter much, Gunt has only danced to the alog tune for years now. He despises the mouth breathers that unironically like the KS. Gunt obsessively reading his KF thread, while ignoring the dozen ppl in his own stream chat kissing his ass, was always amusing. Even at his own sad "events" he sits reading KF and twitter, instead interacting with the pathetic people that showed up to the event.

Gunt has never gotten over KF realizing he was the ultimate lolcow and proceeding to point and laugh.
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That is true, the gunt would rather seethe at bad attention than care about the positive. He's really taken the role of "heel" irl instead of a persona in wrestling.
 
Butwhythough2 said:
That is true, the gunt would rather seethe at bad attention than care about the positive. He's really taken the role of "heel" irl instead of a persona in wrestling.
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I think the issue is it's not a role, but the real Ralph, or at least what Ralph strives to be. His online bravado evaporates in public, unless he's shit faced drunk. He does try to cope that he plays a character but everything about his personal life demonstrates he tries to play Ralphamale at home too (until his girlfriends finally bail and he becomes a quivering, weeping mass of suicide baiting jelly.)

He focuses on all the alog chatter because it's the unvarnished truth, he doesn't have to worry about his own KS chat because any nasty reality or truth is instantly blocked and banished.

My three paragraph synopsis of Ralph's life.
For the first twenty seven years of Gunt's life he was a fat, angry, bullied, friendless boy living with his momma in a crack shack while drinking and watching Springer and Wrasslin to fuel his intellect. (While momma paid all the bills, until she got to sick to continue working) Ralph dreamed of being the big, loud, fat, angry bully wearing Tommy Hillfiger one day, but would end up settling for abusing and/or harassing women and children.

For a brief moment, and only online, he thought some "cool kids" accepted him and he interacted with them, again only online, but it was top of the world for a grown man living in a crack shack with his mom. He just needed to keep his head down to make sure people didn't focus too much on him, but ofc, his ego got the best of him. Ralph was feeling his oats enough to go to a IRL event and exposed the gunt. Suddenly the real Ralph came bursting out and the ensuing fallout has made the angry, seething, dumb, white trash fat freak flag fly high ever since. The only people left supporting Gunt are people like himself and he hates his own reflection.

It's just been an amusing peeling of the onion ever since the gunt was exposed. It was the ultimate gift for lolcow watchers but the ultimate curse for Ralph (and the idiots who chose to enter or stay in his orbit).
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
My three paragraph synopsis of Ralph's life.
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I knew most of the Ralphalore, the gunt picture and corn joke really sent him spiraling down fast. When Null made the infamous joke, it shown how thin the gunt skin really was. The only real thing Ralph could do in his best years was book interesting guests.
 
Godlike said:
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Does anybody have the clip of this? I don't watch fishtank.
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Alex Stein was on Fishtank and he was telling the many people he interacted online. He brought up "The gunt" and then one of the contestant said "whats a gunt?".
Frank quickly interjected and said "thats not important". From what I could interpret, Frank didn't want anyone talking about Ralph because Jet Neptune and Ralph had beef.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Ralph started buying his own hype and he's really dumb. The online attention he got really put a wind in his sails and off he set to surpass the lolcow status of Chris-Chan.
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The thing that makes Ethan entertaining is you can almost see a normal human brain in him. He is cognizant of his fuckups, but he's impulsive and very thin skinned. Never developed necessary life skills either.

Cosmic Corn entities willed this man to share the results with the Internet, and I am forever grateful.
 
HackerX said:
The thing that makes Ethan entertaining is you can almost see a normal human brain in him.
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I always felt the normal human brain was him poorly aping what he thought was normal human behavior. You want to believe in the idea of Ralph as a normal human like you and me. If you just tune into his show occasionally you might get the sense something is normal, but gradually warning lights start turning on. Random patterns start becoming more noticeable. Suddenly you're wondering why he's losing his mind over this former friend or why he's slurring his words despite boasting of sobriety. It's all stacking up and that veneer of normalcy you thought was there just falls flat and there's this tremendous rage pig sitting before you.
 
HackerX said:
Cosmic Corn entities willed this man to share the results with the Internet, and I am forever grateful.
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It still cracks me up that he scanned legal documents, his deed, and license and sent them to a random anon alog who sent him an email. I think it was the ex-janny sam losco trolling him about his swamp land.
 
UnLimiTed-Lbs said:
Alex Stein was on Fishtank and he was telling the many people he interacted online. He brought up "The gunt" and then one of the contestant said "whats a gunt?".
Frank quickly interjected and said "thats not important". From what I could interpret, Frank didn't want anyone talking about Ralph because Jet Neptune and Ralph had beef.
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All that tells me is that none of them want anything to do with the fat idiot. I think it speaks less to Ralph having some fight with Jet than it does that Ralph just kind of sucks and isn't funny. The only humor that can be found about Ralph is how much of a fuckup he is and even that has gotten boring. It's all fighting with Vickers over legal shit over and over again and tossing him on some show would just have him begging for attention.

The five minutes I watched of the killstream today had him trying to go at Milo. Who gives a shit? Only reason I glance at him anymore is because I like reading sneed chat.

My point is, you suck and you are boring Ralph.
 
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