🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 54 43.9%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 14 11.4%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 55 44.7%

  • Total voters
    123
golly gee piggy, the last time i checked jarbo is not the one who is rotting on some mexican shanty
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golly gee piggy, the last time i checked jarbo is not the one who is rooting on some mexican shanty
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Jarbo's wife didn't leave him. Jarbo's kid calls him dad. Jarbo doesn't have to pay child support. Jarbo owns a house that isn't a waterlogged crackshack. Jarbo isn't being dragged through the courts by an unhinged retard. Jarbo (presumably) isn't tens of thousands of dollars in debt. Jarbo isn't addicted to xanax. Jarbo isn't an alcoholic. Jarbo didn't get beat up twice in another country. Jarbo didn't rape anyone. Jarbo is fat but doesn't have a bifurcated gunt. Jarbo isn't a registered sex offender.
 
golly gee piggy, the last time i checked jarbo is not the one who is rotting on some mexican shanty
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Yes Ralph you are totally rich. You are just lurking in Mexico because it is such a hot spot for the rich and famous.

Bragging about your Modelo bottle flooring is not the own you think it is and that is why you will keep sinking.
 
golly gee piggy, the last time i checked jarbo is not the one who is rotting on some mexican shanty
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Last I checked Jarbo sleeps in the same bed as his wife and owns his own house, and Jarbo is a dipshit. Shame for Eric July that he's getting drawn into the retard hole though. Why do people talk to Diddler Dax again?
 
The fact that one is even compared to Jarbo in the first place, is a massive L.
Ralphalettes, I don't think we'll ever recover from this!
 
Looks almost like his twitter is glitched or something.
Hmmm. Not so sure it's a glitch. The poast leak tweets freaked him out bad enough to private for a week, and now so soon upon his unprivating this happens. I notice Ralph flogging his locals hard af too, while Twitter outright banned substack promotion. I think Ralphy is on twitter's bad side and they are just looking for an excuse to offload the Gunt and his bot army.

Ralph getting banned for botting on twitter would be the funniest outcome. Twitter's analytics programs have to flag the giant gulf between his follower number and dismal engagement, there are far far bigger fish to fry in that arena but it's an easy reason to just boot him if needed. Twitter's CEO seems less tolerate of sheetheels than Elon.

I could see Ralph losing his Cozy and twitter account in short order, so no wonder he's suddenly grasping hard at locals.
 
Hmmm. Not so sure it's a glitch. The poast leak tweets freaked him out bad enough to private for a week, and now so soon upon his unprivating this happens. I notice Ralph flogging his locals hard af too, while Twitter outright banned substack promotion. I think Ralphy is on twitter's bad side and they are just looking for an excuse to offload the Gunt and his bot army.

Ralph getting banned for botting on twitter would be the funniest outcome. Twitter's analytics programs have to flag the giant gulf between his follower number and dismal engagement, there are far far bigger fish to fry in that arena but it's an easy reason to just boot him if needed. Twitter's CEO seems less tolerate of sheetheels than Elon.

I could see Ralph losing his Cozy and twitter account in short order, so no wonder he's suddenly grasping hard at locals.
Well if he was suspended his twitter would say he was suspended. It's very strange that his tweet history disappeared completely except for a bunch of banned tweets. It looks like his account is supposed to say suspended but somehow glitched.
 
He's probably just used a 3rd party app to purge his history so he can't get burned on historical hollerin'.
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What's got him so pants on fire scared he would do such a thing to his sacred twitter account? I also don't think Ralph could figure out how to use the app to do this for him.
Yea it's actually odd, it's as if those removed tweets are his only content. I wonder if it's because it's in an "appeal" process.
Edit: ninja'd and you said basically the same thing.
I think an appeal, or something that has a finger hovering above the perma-ban button might explain this. Don't see glitches doing this to any other accounts. The checkmark removal is really strange too. Maybe he lost his "Twitter Blue" account and now on the brink of suspension. If that's the case I could see Ralph trying to purge the entire account in a panic but could also see the account being blanked while it's in a manual review process for perm suspension.

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@Star Platinum that's a good theory. Vickers might be the new Adrienne Blair but OTOH why wouldn't he just delete all his Vicker/Faith tweets? Just seems odd that he would ever nuke all his tweets, he's so proud of his takes on twitter. It's his literary legacy. LMAO.
 
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