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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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  • lol no

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Pretty sure there is no effective vaccine for tuberculosis and it's starting to become drug-resistant. The treatment for it is fucking brutal, too
That is a long vid. I will have to check it out in the morning.

I remember reading that the OG one is still somewhat effective compared to nothing but when I looked it seems like reports are conflicting. Even more reason to not go to Africa.

Seriously though I would really have no issue with RalphaMalaria 2023.
 
The treatment for TB has side effects but it's not like you are getting a spinal tap.

The problem for ralph is that even for a healthy person, it's extremely stressing on the liver. I picked up TB while in the military and they monitored my liver function the entire time.

Also, your never really "cured" of it. It just sort of goes into remission. Ralph having a 40 lbs slab of jerky for a liver while also smoking, would make tb a death sentence.

But no way he has it. He would be shredding pounds off. TB used to be called "consumption" for a reason.
 
The treatment for TB has side effects but it's not like you are getting a spinal tap.

The problem for ralph is that even for a healthy person, it's extremely stressing on the liver. I picked up TB while in the military and they monitored my liver function the entire time.

Also, your never really "cured" of it. It just sort of goes into remission. Ralph having a 40 lbs slab of jerky for a liver while also smoking, would make tb a death sentence.

But no way he has it. He would be shredding pounds off. TB used to be called "consumption" for a reason.
The problem is it's becoming increasingly resistant to antibiotics, especially in places like Africa where it's so rampant. So they're having to rely on older and older drugs that haven't been used in decades because their side effects can be brutal, stuff like permanent deafness etc.
 
The treatment for TB has side effects but it's not like you are getting a spinal tap.

The problem for ralph is that even for a healthy person, it's extremely stressing on the liver. I picked up TB while in the military and they monitored my liver function the entire time.

Also, your never really "cured" of it. It just sort of goes into remission. Ralph having a 40 lbs slab of jerky for a liver while also smoking, would make tb a death sentence.

But no way he has it. He would be shredding pounds off. TB used to be called "consumption" for a reason.
I'd rather he picked up leprosy and a guinea worm. Both are painful, debilitating, and require quarantine.
 
Ralph posted an image of Rozy and like I said before it's uncanny how much she looks like the Ralphamale.
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poor ugly kid, but WTF is this on her upper lip? Am I just seeing shit, or is that a scar/herpes/idkwtf
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That’s just dried up boogers and shit, happens with kids all the time. They ooze liquids constantly from every hole in their body and you’ve gotta be diligent about it, but the nose liquids can be common from a child who just cries all the time.
 
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"Not a suicide threat." Checking out = drinking / xannying yourself to sleep?
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I'm always amazed with Ralph's ability to simultaneously feel so shitty all the time, yet still think he's better than everybody else.
"Fawk you Harry Morris, you could never beat the looks of the Ralphamale! I get bitches left and right while you ain't got sheeeit."
Because he's a weak little BPD bitch. In men or pigmonsters in male bodies, BPD usually results in more recklessness, aggressiveness and narcissism than in women. Some of these signs describe Ralph perfectly.

They seem to be thrilled by engaging in risky behaviors and often will do so in the presence of others for the sheer joy of creating a shock factor. This can include behaviors such as reckless driving, excessive drinking and partying, or even engaging in a bar brawl. The reaction from others makes them feel alive with admiration.

They will often project their own dangerous behaviors onto others, calling them out for their wrongdoings while simultaneously failing to recognize their own actions are the same.

Many times, men with BPD will utilize threats of suicide as a means of controlling those around them. While it is often simply a threat, they recognize that such actions will alter the behavior of those around them, allowing them to maintain a hold on the individuals that they wish to keep close.

Men with BPD often are very controlling, having a desire and need to maintain the upper hand in every situation.

They can be overly critical of others, using their criticism as a means of control. However, they cannot accept any form of criticism themselves.

They are known for holding grudges and being hostile over minute arguments or disagreements.

Men with BPD often resort to drug and alcohol abuse to deal with the feelings of anxiety and depression. In most cases, this only furthers the issues and creates an addiction problem which makes the symptoms of their disorders worse.

 
I can't wait to see the headline:
Hondsdol vark van Memphis besoek Suid-Afrika vir Vyfsterdae [OPDATERING] Vark is gebraai met petro-halssnoer.

Rabid pig from Memphis visits South Africa for Five Star Days [UPDATE] Pig has been roasted with petro necklace.
 
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Holy fucking shit he took the bait.


I have no idea what Ralph is thinking. I remember a few times on stream if he would talk about traveling somewhere, his chat would be spammed with suggestions to go to Africa… I’m assuming that’s just kept up even after the heat is off Ralph so now Ralph is just internalized it and decided “yeah I’ll do it”.

I don’t want to wish bad things on Ralph. But that close proximity to mahogany sun gods…. Sounds like a great time!!! Drink up Ralph! You deserve it! 🍹
 
More vitriol directed at Harry:
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By this stage Harry just assumes that his disloyal daughter gave up all the family secrets to win favour with her gunten master:
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Hopefully Ralph has scored some top quality mexican meth to fuel this 24-hour stream:
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Winning friends, ragepig style
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