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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Sam Losco's Wife said:
Ralph tries to damage control cancelling his stream event but accidentally reveals how he gets blown off in creative ways to avoid dealing with him. Very similar to how Dax Mastersimp conveniently only breaks a bone when he's supposed to hang out IRL with him. It's clear Styx has zero respect for him too. Hey Ralph, time to do firesales of shots and xannies today instead and sell off the last of your dignity!
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Ralph is so confused that a person could have family and loved ones who actually want to spend time with them.
 
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Sam Losco's Wife said:
Ralph tries to damage control cancelling his stream event but accidentally reveals how he gets blown off in creative ways to avoid dealing with him. Very similar to how Dax Mastersimp conveniently only breaks a bone when he's supposed to hang out IRL with him. It's clear Styx has zero respect for him too. Hey Ralph, time to do firesales of shots and xannies today instead and sell off the last of your dignity!
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I AM SHOCKED THIS HAPPENED!
 
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Sam Losco's Wife said:
Ralph tries to damage control cancelling his stream event but accidentally reveals how he gets blown off in creative ways to avoid dealing with him. Very similar to how Dax Mastersimp conveniently only breaks a bone when he's supposed to hang out IRL with him. It's clear Styx has zero respect for him too. Hey Ralph, time to do firesales of shots and xannies today instead and sell off the last of your dignity!
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I'm sure his good buddies can help out here and do the Supershow tonight, it's already a few days overdue.
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Sam Losco's Wife said:
Ralph tries to damage control cancelling his stream event but accidentally reveals how he gets blown off in creative ways to avoid dealing with him. Very similar to how Dax Mastersimp conveniently only breaks a bone when he's supposed to hang out IRL with him. It's clear Styx has zero respect for him too. Hey Ralph, time to do firesales of shots and xannies today instead and sell off the last of your dignity!
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This checks out. It's always my nephew and brother in law whenever someone plans a surprise party for me that they notify me of in time to cancel any plans I have. He couldn't say my sister's fiance's niece's friend's uncle is planning me a surprise party because that'd be a little too on the nose.


I love that he even squealed about how everyone would make fun of him because anyone who even makes the z-list ditches him, so he got his mom to write a note to the teacher to explain that the dog really did eat his homework. At least it's less than a week for his Pantsuela booking!
 
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Sam Losco's Wife said:
Ralph tries to damage control cancelling his stream event but accidentally reveals how he gets blown off in creative ways to avoid dealing with him. Very similar to how Dax Mastersimp conveniently only breaks a bone when he's supposed to hang out IRL with him. It's clear Styx has zero respect for him too. Hey Ralph, time to do firesales of shots and xannies today instead and sell off the last of your dignity!
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They don’t have an EXACT date for this super duper show ”nailed down quite yet” though..
 
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Thorndyke Special said:
To be fair, they're probably waiting for killstream.live to relaunch so Ralph can put it behind the paywall. Should be any day now so don't cancel your memberships!
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The Guntisektur has been so chock full of retardation I forgot that he used to have a pajeet built frontend that he used to dox his paypigs multiple times. My god how time flies.
 
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What would Styx and Ralph even talk about (besides the two things they have in common, alcoholism and disloyal slatternly whores who steal their children)? I could see Styx sinking to Ralph's intellectual level to humor him for fifteen minutes, but Ralph going onto Styx's channel would be a disaster.

Too bad neither will happen, it'd be funny.

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They were also supposed to do a stream together to ACK ACK ACK about the Maddox video, but as far as I know it ended up being just Rackets and Daxipad coping by themselves and not even sitting through the entire video.

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I have never in my life seen an ego so fragile.
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You had to know it was only a matter of time. You remember how you described Milo as the world's most obvious snake and anyone who trust him is a complete retard? Ralph is the exact same way but it comes from a place of piggish anger instead of convenience.

He has never had a friendship or relationship or even association that hasn't eventually soured and went hostile or ended in some form of abandonment. The only way to avoid it is to religiously say whatever he wants to hear all the time.

What would be really funny is if this act of anger at you and also sexual depravity is what make him and rekeita good friends again.
 
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