🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Makoto Niijima]

Ralph just xeet'd this, He's going after Medicare :

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https://x.com/KillstreamLive/status/1754016930208330069?s=20

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

We are on good terms now
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My only flaw is having been with Ralph
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Can we add "My only flaw is having been with Ralph" to random.txt?

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I just want to be sure Elaine is also mentioned as a useless piece of shit. Wouldn’t want her to not get her due consideration.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Ralph just xeet'd this, He's going after Medicare :

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https://x.com/KillstreamLive/status/1754016930208330069?s=20

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Hello, Chris Hanson? We got a guy over here tweeting about children and dildos. He lives down in Mexico. How good is your Spanish? What's that you say? Absolutely terrible? Don't worry about it, his is even worse.

 

[Twinkie]

Last night on that stream Ralph was saying it's an old tweet of Bryan Dunn's (??)

 

[porkWellington]

This new self-reflective Ralph is really SAD, PATHETIC!

Ralph only exists at this point to entertain by being an irredeemable asshole. Even Terry Davis did more good for the world simply by existing. Ralph needs to entertain or sunset.

 

[Um...]

Wait, so Ralph’s big guest hosting gig ended with whoever pod awful is calling in and chewing him out for being the worst guest host he’s ever seen and ralph flouncing off in a snit? ahaha, good one piggy.

 

[GuntPatrol]

What kind of mental guntnaestics is this? We know you could, you're perpetually on pills and drunk, fatty.

At this point, Ralph considers his regular "maintenance" dose as being "not on pills." Only if he takes an extra handful, and enters into a xanny-loop fugue state where he starts gooning live on stream... only then is he "on pills."

 

[SargonF00t]

I think Deni is finding out that the Sektur is an exciting place.

Spoiler: 1st pic is NSFW

 

[30+GameOvers]

Even Terry Davis did more good for the world simply by existing

Terry Davis wrote an entire operating system from scratch, they are not even on the same level.
Ralph ruined his life because he is a deadbeat piece of shit, Terry ruined his because he was mentally ill. In another lifetime, he would likely be another Jobs or Gates with his talent, if he played his cards right, but unfortunately his deck was stacked from the start.
Then you have someone like Ralph that could have enjoyed a relatively nice and luxurious lifestyle if he only kept his ego in check. Well, nice and luxurious for a pig from Memphis, anyways. That's why I have absolutely zero pity for the poverty pig, everything that's happened to him was caused by him and him alone

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I think Deni is finding out that the Sektur is an exciting place.

Spoiler: 1st pic is NSFW

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I don't know if that's a W as an ode to PPP or an L for verifying everything Godwinson said.

 

[Fornicario]

I think Deni is finding out that the Sektur is an exciting place.

Spoiler: 1st pic is NSFW

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Deni, just sign up here. Here at Kiwi Farms, shit posting about retards is an art. Don't let them give you spin and possible gayops, come here to laugh at the gayops. And the retards.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I think Deni is finding out that the Sektur is an exciting place.

Spoiler: 1st pic is NSFW

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I’m a Deni stan. Need to hear more. I’m sorry I ever thought you were an escort/hooker. It’s not my fault I mean… Ralph.

 

[DumbDude43]

I call bullshit- for one, Elaine is the textbook definition of a bad faith actor- she's as trustworthy as a Nigerian Prince on WhatsApp. Secondly, wouldn't it make more sense for Ralph to try and use Pantsuela to get a Mexican greencard? It's in line with his lack of ethical conduct and fits in with the pressure/motivation he has to stay in Mexico to avoid his many problems in the US- whether it be taxes or child support. I wouldn't be surprised if Gunt was trying to knock Pantsuela up with Demon Baby 3 so he can anchorbaby his way into permanent Mexican citizenship.

he doesnt need her to get the mexican equivalent of a green card.
most poorer countries make it very easy for people from rich countries to live there as long as they want, you generally can get your visa renewed and extended as much as you want as long as you don't get caught doing dumb criminal shit.
these countries usually don't have extensive welfare state programs that foreigners could take advantage of, so they can afford to be rather lax with these things.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I would ask how he lacked the foresight to know Jesse was absolutely going to laugh at him, but he's a literal wetbrain lol

 

[Um...]

This right here


is giving me life. This whole Deni arc has been absolute gold.

 

[Sprate Header]

I think Deni is finding out that the Sektur is an exciting place.

Spoiler: 1st pic is NSFW

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Elaine's OP is pretty old, this post has links to some more up-to-date stuff:

Her rap sheet includes, among other things:

• running defense for "Daddy Dom Little Girl" fetishists,
• sending $1000 to a child-grooming tranny,
• sending her nudes to a minor,
• being friends with a lolicon pedophile who lusts after actual children,
• being friends with another pedophile who flirted with a minor and said he "could get fedfucked" for doing so,
• repeatedly threatening to swat people (myself included)
• repeatedly associating with a group that shares animal snuff and whines about "moralfags" who don't like animal snuff, and
• repeatedly associating with and defending another group that has been identified by the FBI as a sadistic pedophile ring that extorts minors into self-harming, killing animals, and producing CSAM

 

[Big Mommy]

Post it.
If the ebidance is real, I will personally make sure the user is banished.
However, considering the company Ethan Ralph keeps, such as Corey Barnhill, I doubt there's anything. Just lots of piggy posturing.

I give Ralph permission to post it, that's how confident I am he is wrong. If I ever knew a swatter that is news to me - first of all, he overestimates how many people I know and talk to online. This really is a hobby to me, one I have less and less time to take part in, and if I knew someone was involved in illegal activity I would cut them off with no hesitation.

As you say, Ralph only ever has the information given to him by others (like Corey Barnhill) and Elaine is clearly the source in this instance - I'm not one to say "na na na can't catch me" as I am sure I can be doxed, I'd just be shocked if Elaine/Ralph had anything accurate or of worth, and I know there's no evidence of me knowingly interacting with swatters.

 

[Um...]

he doesnt need her to get the mexican equivalent of a green card.
most poorer countries make it very easy for people from rich countries to live there as long as they want, you generally can get your visa renewed and extended as much as you want as long as you don't get caught doing dumb criminal shit.
these countries usually don't have extensive welfare state programs that foreigners could take advantage of, so they can afford to be rather lax with these things.

He does need Mexican citizenship to continue to dodge child support payments. Having citizenship means no need for a passport (which Vickers can have revoked for delinquent CS payments over a certain total, $5K I think?) I still think that was one of his goals with Deni, that and the poor slob believing she would marry him and they’d live happily after.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

I don't know if that's a W as an ode to PPP or an L for verifying everything Godwinson said.

PPP won

Elaine's anus looks like she sat down on a chocolate sundae in comparison