🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AncientPhosphur]

This needs to be taken up a notch with basic arithmetic

 

[Truly Rural]

Jesse of podawful is accusing Ralph of botting

Typical unfunny Jesse. There is nothing funny about pretending Ralph has any abilities.

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

Ralph retardation comfirmed 2024 #SpedRalph #RetardPigTits

The pig is becoming slightly more self-awear

 

[AltisticRight]

I'm also a visual learner.

I've learned to not shit talk the locals in the city of Lisbon.
I've learned to not try and score local women and then call them whores after they've absconded in Mexico.
I've learned to stay away from just-18 girls and lolicon paedophile weebs.

Thank you Ethan for teaching me so much.

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

Imagine being a pig for just a moment. You’re just a swine with no inner monologue. You can’t even visualize a piece of paper or whiteboard to spell a word in your head.

I envy that simplicity the same way I envy how Downies are always happy when you see them.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Since my native language is phonetic,

You mean clicks and whistles as shit? What kind of nigger are you?

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Since my native language is phonetic,

You mean it's spoken from your mouth? What kind of white nigger are you?

 

[Estate]

You mean clicks and whistles as shit? What kind of nigger are you?

You mean it's spoken from your mouth? What kind of white nigger are you?

It means words are spoken as they are written. No silent letters, no double letters, no double vowels that are actually a different vowel or any other anglo shenanigans.
Thus making "spelling bee" pointless.

It's ok, I don't blame you. Studies have shown that higher mental capacity is linked to the quality of cheese one consumes.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

It means words are spoken as they are written. No silent letters, no double letters, no double vowels that are actually a different vowel or any other anglo shenanigans.
Thus making "spelling bee" pointless.
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It's ok, I don't blame you. Studies have shown that higher mental capacity is linked to the quality of cheese one consumes.

So you are saying AMERICA wins the Spelling Bee by default?

USA
USA
USA

 

[Um...]

He BLOCKED salvo pancakes
https://x.com/salvopancakes/status/1755763493511344262?s=61&t=GbndvWzgET1DFrYfBJRZLA
in a little snit.
And FURTHERMORE

he’s mad at Jesse too!
maybe this is why

 

[Truly Rural]

He BLOCKED salvo pancakes
https://x.com/salvopancakes/status/1755763493511344262?s=61&t=GbndvWzgET1DFrYfBJRZLA
in a little snit.
And FURTHERMORE
View attachment 5706004

This tweet was so well written and important he determined it is worth quote tweeting for all the alogs who do not check his replies tab. So you don't miss it.

Thanks Ralph, very kul.

 

[Fungible penis]

Pretty excited to hear Josh crack up talking about this tomorrow, ngl.

 

[AltisticRight]

Did you just lose a video game and feel mad, want to throw a tantrum but you're reminded you'd look like a total immature sped?

Well worry no more, we have Ethan Ralph vs. Spelling Bee.
And the Spelling Bee won.

A grown man nearing the age of 40 who threw a massive fit over not being able to spell.

 

[░░░▓▓▓▓▓▓ด้้้้้็็็็็้้]

>AAAHHH (SPELLING) BEEJAMS! I AM SCARED!

 

[Sicko Hunter]

There is a thread in the Chris Chan subforum about talking to people you know in real life about Chris and how weird it can be can you imagine trying to bring up Ralph to a normal person? "So there is this 5'1" drug addicted sex offender who abuses his wife and children who got mildly popular during gamergate..." people would think you were a total psycho

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

View attachment 5705436Ralph retardation comfirmed 2024 #SpedRalph #RetardPigTits

The pig is becoming slightly more self-awear

‘Special Needs Piggytits” has a good ring to it.

 

[Preacher ✝]

 

[Particle Bored]

65% of the population is "special needs."

Or at least thats what the tard wrangler at Pigpen Elementary told the stupid little swine.

 

[Rubber Plant]

There is a thread in the Chris Chan subforum about talking to people you know in real life about Chris and how weird it can be can you imagine trying to bring up Ralph to a normal person? "So there is this 5'1" drug addicted sex offender who abuses his wife and children who got mildly popular during gamergate..." people would think you were a total psycho

Can confirm.

 

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