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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Rage Pig said:
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Looks like piggytits hit the whammy with all FIVE.
Sole costody, bish.
 
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Ralph fails to understand that in the US, children are considered wards of the state complete with their own set of rights and representation. "Parental rights" are simply a stop gap that is supposed to keep malicious actors of the state from just yanking away your kids willy nilly for no reason. These aren't rights in the sense of constitutional rights, which are enshrined in federal law, they're state guidelines for a court to decide if your parentage is adequate enough for the pridvledge of raising your own kids. A judge may very well look at the whole situation and decide that since Ralph not only committed acts of abuse against his child but has failed to provide even a semblance of financial support since the separation, that his "parental rights" are either severely limited or outright terminated. Ralph got off lucky with Xander cause he never had the chance to abuse the boy but this thing with May is a whole different kettle of fish.
 
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Rage Pig said:
The smooth court room operator is in full control. Harry will soon be forced to drive Rozy down to Merida every other weekend to spend some quality time with her daddy, while having to wear a Kansas City Chiefs cap.
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Ralph instead of knowing he's poor, and hiding in a metal shack instead of casa de verde, decided he wants to waste money on a lawyer to gain what minimal parent rights he has to a daughter that he personally neglected and starved because he didn't ever want to be a father. Piggy really is more retarded than anyone can really expect, huh.
 
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Truly Rural said:
It's not criminal matter so even if he was he wouldn't get state appointed lawyer for divorce.
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He would for the parental rights portion if the judge decided he was broke enough.

Which imo is the real crux of the matter to Ralph, he could give a fuck about divorcing the horse.
 
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Cad an Hell said:
Ralph had something going down in Memphis
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if I were a betting man, I would wager that Ralph, being utterly destitute and indebted and thereby barely able to make ends meet even in a poverty-stricken country like Mexico, may have opted to sell the crack shack so he could afford to buy a sandwich and a lap-dance.
 
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Axiom the Fucker said:
Piggy really is more retarded than anyone can really expect, huh.
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It's all ego. He had the kids to own the a-logs (Null in particular) and wants to keep them in his life not for their own well being but to keep the randos on the internet from having one more thing to laugh at him about.
 
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