🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AnIntrepidCrow]

Ralph treats Null like an ex girlfriend, and the bitterness is probably only stronger because null actually came back for a brief moment during the AF arc before dipping and calling him a retard again. Truly, he's the e daddy who got away.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Did Ralph actually expect Null to start a blood feud with Medicare and go on the Keeeelstream?

 

[Pale Empress]

If he really wants to kick a hornets nest for views and shekels, he could turn coat on Daxipad. Dunking on Dax, Vito, Riley, and the entire wackpack has been lucrative for Kino Casino, and Ralph has all of the inside dirt. The only thing that could hold him back is that Dax has just as much dirt on Ralph as Ralph does on him, so it's a game of MAD. Raph's reputation is so far into the gutter that I don't think anything could tarnish it more, he has nothing to lose.

He almost had something during his brief feud with Fuentes and AF, even some of the posters here were talking about a redemption arc (no matter how delusional that is). Ralph's almost out of chips to cash in for a big spectacle, a feud with The Dick Show could generate enough revenue to keep him afloat during his legal battles and could even net him some good will if he played his cards right.

 

[Vibralldo]

If he really wants to kick a hornets nest for views and shekels, he could turn coat on Daxipad. Dunking on Dax, Vito, Riley, and the entire wackpack has been lucrative for Kino Casino, and Ralph has all of the inside dirt. The only thing that could hold him back is that Dax has just as much dirt on Ralph as Ralph does on him, so it's a game of MAD. Raph's reputation is so far into the gutter that I don't think anything could tarnish it more, he has nothing to lose.

He almost had something during his brief feud with Fuentes and AF, even some of the posters here were talking about a redemption arc (no matter how delusional that is). Ralph's almost out of chips to cash in for a big spectacle, a feud with The Dick Show could generate enough revenue to keep him afloat during his legal battles and could even net him some good will if he played his cards right.

The sektor is so fickle that turning on Dick could get him back into almost everyone's, including the Casino's and even Null's good graces

 

[SargonF00t]

Ralph is approaching the ending of the 3rd film where Michael dies alone in the courtyard of a villa located not in the country of his birth.

Someone better check on Evan.

 

[Rage Pig]

If he really wants to kick a hornets nest for views and shekels, he could turn coat on Daxipad. Dunking on Dax, Vito, Riley, and the entire wackpack has been lucrative for Kino Casino, and Ralph has all of the inside dirt. The only thing that could hold him back is that Dax has just as much dirt on Ralph as Ralph does on him, so it's a game of MAD. Raph's reputation is so far into the gutter that I don't think anything could tarnish it more, he has nothing to lose.

He almost had something during his brief feud with Fuentes and AF, even some of the posters here were talking about a redemption arc (no matter how delusional that is). Ralph's almost out of chips to cash in for a big spectacle, a feud with The Dick Show could generate enough revenue to keep him afloat during his legal battles and could even net him some good will if he played his cards right.

I don't think he'll ever turn on Dax. He's his last e-daddy, he invited him to eat ice cream like a daddy would invite his 14 year old bpd daughter. Although the Diddler treats him like dog shit under his shoe, little Walphi really needs to keep up the illusion that he has this famous friend in California who lives in the Barbie mansion. It's one of his last sources of pride and self worth. Without Juju the cow, all he has left in this world are his plumberlawyer, the torta salesman, exploited strip club girls and the gaggle of absolute retards like Adowulf who are unironic fans of his shitty show.

 

[AltisticRight]

Does this BPD piggy with quadruple tits and a bifurcated gunt really think his low IQ homosexual manipulation attempts would work on anyone that's not a teenager like someone who rhymes with Maith Fickers? What a pathetic little oinking piggy, no one will team up with you. The last time there was anything resembling a "team up", it amounted to fuck all. Remember AF? Now you're trying to crawl back to this chomo cabal and reinforce the idea that you named your own daughter after their worthless streaming platform. The daughter that will no doubt get a name change to fix the retarded typo (Rozanna is NOT a word) and remove any references to your existence. Sole custody, bish.
What a sad, senile and stupid little piggy.

 

[Braphamut]

I believe the seven he bagged is a reference to the prostitutes he drugged and strangled to death. The torta man carves them up for meat and in exchange Ralph gets to live in the garden toolshed.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

if there's any cringe powerful enough to get me to love cancerman and the sweaty sausage squad, it's ralph blatantly trying to promote some sort of gay feud like he isn't the most transparent, obvious, easily manipulated retard on the planet.

Well explain why my sources in Serbia say that you spent the entire Kiwifarms legal fund on Metokur hats and now have buyers remorse. Locals tipped me to an individual Хетман wandering around with a hat on his hat to the pizza shop and getting European cheeses. They began to worry when this individual was no longer seen wearing a hat on his hat but was suddenly hatless screaming “Damn you Medicare!” in English.

 

[Rage Pig]

Tfw you are such a subhuman that nobody wants to appear on your "show" and you have to invent drama about two people who refuse to talk to you.

 

[Research Purposes Mostly]

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Holy shit.
Ralph is so desperate for any attention at all that he's begging Keem to sue him.

Ralph. Buddy. Just do some coke.

 

[Truly Rural]

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Archive

Yesterday Null was kneeling on Metokur! *insert random WWE catchphrase* You never kno' what's gonna 'appen on da KeelStream!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph is like the fat friend who gets really invested in her prettier friend's boyfriend drama because nobody gives a fuck about her

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Did Ralph actually expect Null to start a blood feud with Medicare and go on the Keeeelstream?

That's exactly what Ralph would do and he's the best in the sektur from the top on down.
If Josh would just follow Ralph's advice he'd have piss bottles the world at his feet.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Ralph is so desperate for any attention at all that he's begging Keem to sue him.

It's his 5 bar dimension chess move to get a spot on lolcow live

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Aaron over at Steel-toe is a fucking idiot. Real geniuses share revenge porn with your gf's ex while they're live on air.

 

[AltisticRight]

Exchange:
>JOHM POTTAH we should bitch about Medicareee
>go away
> WHY ARE YOOOOO KNEEEEELING TO MEDICARE JOHM
Retard, cluster B piggy fit.

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Aaron over at Steel-toe is a fucking idiot. Real geniuses share revenge porn with your gf's ex while they're live on air.

The kind of fat useless dumbass who's 5'1, weighs 250 pounds with quadruple titties and a bifurcated gunt.
I bet it's the kind that wouldn't even drive his own dying mother to a life-saving dialysis treatment. I bet 98F isn't even that HOT, bish should hitch hike with Cletus Hick the trucker to that hospital, what an a-log KAREN fan fic BISH.

 

[Sprate Header]

>Keem has to manufacture drama to stay relevant, what a phony...
...
>METOKUR GETS CALLED OUT BY JOSHUA MOON LIVE ON STREAM, SWEETIE SQUAD IN SHAMBLES!!!!!!
>JOSH GOT THE CALL, PATHETICALLY KNEELS TO METOKUR, COWERS FROM THE RALPHAMALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Ralph hating Keem is funny because Keem is basically a successful version of him. A drama hungry shameless, amoral grifter with no issue lying and manipulating his audience for money. He also falsely accused someone of pedophila just like Ralph.

 

[Rage Pig]

>Keem has to manufacture drama to stay relevant, what a phony...
...
>METOKUR GETS CALLED OUT BY JOSHUA MOON LIVE ON STREAM, SWEETIE SQUAD IN SHAMBLES!!!!!!
>JOSH GOT THE CALL, PATHETICALLY KNEELS TO METOKUR, COWERS FROM THE RALPHAMALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's very convincing when Ethan "Wrassle Wrassle" Ralph complains that the Lolcow podcast is "scripted, fake and gay". He really said that without any self awareness coming up in his xanniebrain.
Edit: new tweets

Why do bishes skip out on the Ralphamale? It's a mystery.


The smooth court room operator is in full control. Harry will soon be forced to drive Rozy down to Merida every other weekend to spend some quality time with her daddy, while having to wear a Kansas City Chiefs cap.