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[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

Total Ralphamale Victory

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I love Mafioso Ralph. It's his best (sober) persona.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I love Mafioso Ralph. It's his best (sober) persona.

Italian Mexicans weep.

 

[lester]

So the paypigs gotta cough up even more for the ebeggar Ralph to pay for his divorce lawyer.
Supposedly he's been bringing in 2500 with his grift a week but between his shit burgers he documents and those gay-ass ball caps he's got nothing left. Hmmm....ok, got it.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

What happened to the tax free 20k piggy?

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Pantsu should leak all the deranged groveling and rage pig messages Ralph has sent her over the past year.

Can you imagine? The Rage Pig would go Nuclear and yet be completely impotent (more so than usual).

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Can you imagine? The Rage Pig would go Nuclear and yet be completely impotent (more so than usual).

Ralph might legitimately die. Either from the blood pressure or the amount of xannies he'd have to take to cope.

 

[AltisticRight]

What a cry baby faggot. like this fat albino nigger cares about his keeds.
She doesn't want you arround because of how much of a fat pill popping alcoholic faggot you are and that's saying a whole lot because the whorse is a pedophile

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I somehow missed this.
This piggy with 4 sets of tits is seething like a useless piggy with quadruple tits. What a slew of moronic, grandiose, tumblr-esque fucking gay drivel.
How does anyone string together this gay garbage without immediately offing themselves?
So. Fucking. Gay.

 

[Rage Pig]

The Ralphamale "bagged" 7 bishes since Pantsu took off. Because he's such a discreet Guntlemen he only showed off one of them, we all know that he avoids talking about his private life. Every Senorita wants a piece of that wobbly, pale Gunt. When they see his blue eyes all they can think of is sucking on one of his four udders to drink that sweet Ralphamilk.

 

[Internet Inquisitor]

So the paypigs gotta cough up even more for the ebeggar Ralph to pay for his divorce lawyer.
Supposedly he's been bringing in 2500 with his grift a week but between his shit burgers he documents and those gay-ass ball caps he's got nothing left. Hmmm....ok, got it.

He almost died having his face caved in gunting around Lisbon, but the worst beating of his life will happen in New York.

It's more a question of the over/under on exactly how far in he passes out.

I'm more interested in the over/under on how drunk at the zoom hearings he'll be when reality seeps into his water logged brain. If he ain't hollerin' "She's ah PEE-DOH-FILE, YA HONAH!", I'll be disappointed in the attack pig.


DONT BE BISH MADE, KANG!

 

[Chad Holdenford]

The Ralphamale "bagged" 7 bishes since Pantsu took off. Because he's such a discreet Guntlemen he only showed off one of them, we all know that he avoids talking about his private life. Every Senorita wants a piece of that wobbly, pale Gunt. When they see his blue eyes all they can think of is sucking on one of his four udders to drink that sweet Ralphamilk.
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Imagine reaching almost 40 years old and still bragging to unknown randos about your sexual prowess, including numbers of hookups and the size of your junk, like you were still in the awkward phases of high school.

I'd feel cringe and pity, but this mistake against nature deserves nothing. What an insecure stunted porcine.

 

[chromebookgamer]

The Ralphamale "bagged" 7 bishes since Pantsu took off. Because he's such a discreet Guntlemen he only showed off one of them, we all know that he avoids talking about his private life. Every Senorita wants a piece of that wobbly, pale Gunt. When they see his blue eyes all they can think of is sucking on one of his four udders to drink that sweet Ralphamilk.
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he uses the word "bagged" but I really think he means the word "paid"

 

[Lidl Drip]

The Ralphamale "bagged" 7 bishes since Pantsu took off. Because he's such a discreet Guntlemen he only showed off one of them, we all know that he avoids talking about his private life. Every Senorita wants a piece of that wobbly, pale Gunt. When they see his blue eyes all they can think of is sucking on one of his four udders to drink that sweet Ralphamilk.
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I have señioritas lined up around el blocko!

Yeah, no. Ralph might be white, but he is poor, ugly old and short. And he can't even offer them a Greencard (he can't afford the process and he can't provide a tax return), plus it's not like Mexicans even need a Greencard, they just walk across the border.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The Ralphamale "bagged" 7 bishes since Pantsu took off. Because he's such a discreet Guntlemen he only showed off one of them, we all know that he avoids talking about his private life. Every Senorita wants a piece of that wobbly, pale Gunt. When they see his blue eyes all they can think of is sucking on one of his four udders to drink that sweet Ralphamilk.
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>Mexican ladies see an easy route to escape their shithole
>their mark is a short fat American who is drunk and pilled out
>just one problem
>he’s poor as shit

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

The Ralphamale "bagged" 7 bishes since Pantsu took off.

How much did they charge for the experience Ralph?

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

The Ralphamale "bagged" 7 bishes since Pantsu took off. Because he's such a discreet Guntlemen he only showed off one of them, we all know that he avoids talking about his private life. Every Senorita wants a piece of that wobbly, pale Gunt. When they see his blue eyes all they can think of is sucking on one of his four udders to drink that sweet Ralphamilk.
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“Bagged”? More like “paid”.

Saying you “bagged idk 7” isn’t the flex you think it is when they’re hookers. Especially when one hooker wouldn’t do business with you because you insisted on putting pics of you and her out there.

 

[Rage Pig]

Apparently Null is a good boi again.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

The Ralphamale "bagged" 7 bishes since Pantsu took off.

So he’s got three separate STIs working in overdrive. No wonder Ralph is looking awful.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

What do you mean "idk 7" Ralph? What, has the alcohol and xanax abuse finally scrambled your brain and you can't do numbers anymore? 7 is such a large number, must be hard to keep track of them when you're not actively engaged in a blood feud with their fathers. Also, how are we defining "bagged" Ralph? Was it full service or just a quick jerk and slurp behind the torta shack? We need answers for these burning questions so that the Ralphalore can be complete.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Only Ethan Ralph is pathetic enough to brag about paying women for sex.

 

[Truly Rural]

Nitter / ghost